Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => To be or not be...Bald => Topic started by: Ming the Merciless on February 03, 2010, 04:40:04 PM
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Here we speak the mantra of "No Rugs, No Plugs, No Drugs."
Today, at a faculty meeting, I noted on an adjunct (horseshoe head; goatee) a sprinkling of sprouts on the rear of the bare dome, feeble little sprigs, and said to myself, "That person is getting transplants." A casual look at the chap's back-head clearly showed the source of the hopeful hair. I also said to myself, "What WAS he thinking of? It's not going to a damned thing good for him."
But I would never say anything aloud of this sort to anyone who is putting hope over experience. I hope that the Sly here would never confront anyone with plugs, but I'm sure we all roll our eyes when out of sight of the ... deluded fools, I guess I'd have to say.
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They probably say the same thing about us....
Though I will say (as I'm certain most others here will agree), trying to hold onto something by such a drastic measure is not for us. Plus, to have to pay $300 + a month in "maintenance fees" for a rug is insane.
SLY FOR LIFE.