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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: mangosink12572 on January 14, 2010, 08:22:36 AM

Title: What are the different names we can call our bald heads?
Post by: mangosink12572 on January 14, 2010, 08:22:36 AM
I just saw MELON and CUE BALL  - -thought they were great
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Post by: buddha on January 14, 2010, 08:38:05 AM
The Shining Skull. Or El Craneo Luminoso (Spanish).
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Post by: Sooner Steve on January 14, 2010, 09:14:47 AM
My head is unusually large.  I wear a size 8 hat even with a completely shaved head.  The circumference of my head is like 25" Therefore, I call it the Big Sexy.   :@`  When I wasn't sly, I would have thought that was vanity.  Now that I am sly, I think that is confidence.  Rock on Sly Look.   O0
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 14, 2010, 09:18:19 AM
Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight >:(
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Post by: CraftyGuy on January 14, 2010, 11:16:11 AM
I've referred to mine as "the dome" on more than one occasion :-)
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Post by: mangosink12572 on January 14, 2010, 11:27:21 AM
Sooner - - -I could not believe the circumference of your head so I just went and measured mine (I wore a size 8  hat and you can buy them at Brooks Brothers) and my head is 25"    "BIG SEXY"   I wear a knitted hat or baseball hat now so I never measured - - - - -I get called a BIG BALD F---as I have a big head too - - - - -
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Post by: Sooner Steve on January 14, 2010, 01:43:07 PM
Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight >:(

Trust me it isn't easy.  I recently found a dress felt hat at Dillards that fit nicely.  It was the only XXL they had.  I have tried some on at Joseph A Bank that were just a shade tight.  However, I think I could have worn them.

I do wear some MLB team hats.  I order those from places like Star Struck or MLB.com.

I measured mine again and it is 25 1/4".  I guess it could be called the Shiny Watermelon.   :*))
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Post by: Alexander215 on January 14, 2010, 04:01:24 PM
Peeled Onion, Scraped Grape!

Sooner--where do they sell size 8 hats--7 7/8 are the largest I've found and they're too tight >:(

Trust me it isn't easy.  I recently found a dress felt hat at Dillards that fit nicely.  It was the only XXL they had.  I have tried some on at Joseph A Bank that were just a shade tight.  However, I think I could have worn them.

I do wear some MLB team hats.  I order those from places like Star Struck or MLB.com.

I measured mine again and it is 25 1/4".  I guess it could be called the Shiny Watermelon.   :*))

The Bay, here in the great white north has hats that big occasionally.
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Post by: mangosink12572 on January 15, 2010, 12:27:04 PM
Sooner  - - -I measured mine again with a tape measure -  so it was exact  - - - and Yes, you have a   BIGGER SEXY BALD MELON than I do- - -   mine is only 24 3/4"   You are  1/2"   bigger than  me    Ha Ha     You BIG BALD  MELON HEAD SEXY  GUY - - - - - - Where are you from?   I live upstate New York 100 miles north of NYC on the Hudson River - -Rhinebeck, New York
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Post by: Undercover on January 15, 2010, 02:24:40 PM
Ha! You beat me to it, I was going to start a thread like this.

Ok we have "Melon," "Cue Ball," "Scraped Grape," "Peeled Onion," "The Shining Skull. Or El Craneo Luminoso," (Woo, biligual even!)
"The Big Sexy" and "The Dome, AKA: Chrome Dome"

I thought of this the other day: "Ten Pin." or how about "Skin Lid?"
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Post by: Dome of Steele on January 15, 2010, 02:42:09 PM
I (obviously) use dome.  Occasionally noggin if I want a goofier sounding word. 
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on January 15, 2010, 03:03:12 PM
"PATE"   O0


Main Entry: pate
Pronunciation: \ˈpāt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English
Date: 14th century

1 : head
2 : the crown of the head
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Post by: phigg on July 30, 2010, 12:01:43 PM
To paraphrase (and then some)

Melon
Cantaloupe
Gourd
(Scraped) Grape
Egg
"Shiny" Skull
(Titanium) Cranium
(Chrome) Dome
Noggin
Nugget
Egg
Cue Ball
Pate
Peeled Onion
Scalp

I like "Nugget" or Skull myself..  ;)
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Post by: sellitman on July 30, 2010, 12:33:12 PM
The Rock
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Post by: Magoo on July 31, 2010, 08:00:33 AM
I knew a bald guy years ago and he was called ...Moon Beam.
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Post by: FR8TRAIN on July 31, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
The Situation! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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Post by: BaldWriterBob on August 27, 2010, 03:16:50 PM
I've been using 'dome' more than anything else.
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Post by: PDXGuy on December 26, 2018, 06:50:38 PM
Hey Guys,

These are the nicknames I like.

Follicly Challenged
Pealed Grape
Cueball
Nugget
Smooth



PDXGuy
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Post by: chrisphilly123 on December 27, 2018, 12:22:43 PM
Hey Guys,

These are the nicknames I like.

Follicly Challenged
Pealed Grape
Cueball
Nugget
Smooth



PDXGuy
I kind of like Smooth but mainly get called baldie, which i'm used to.
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Post by: PDXGuy on December 27, 2018, 12:56:54 PM
My barber called me baldie - locks the other day. Did not really like that nickname.
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Post by: chrisphilly123 on December 27, 2018, 01:27:52 PM
My barber called me baldie - locks the other day. Did not really like that nickname.
Barber. What's that? LOL
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Post by: PDXGuy on December 27, 2018, 01:37:59 PM
Chrisphilly123,

Having worn a flattop for 20 years I went to the barber weekly. Had my barber shave my head last week for the hot towel treatment. Going to miss BSing with my barber. He wants me to come by for weekly head shaves, but it is easier to shave it myself saves a ton of time.

Cheers!
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Post by: scooby on December 27, 2018, 02:59:57 PM
i have been called chrome dome a couple of times.
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Post by: Semi-Sly on December 27, 2018, 10:50:33 PM
I think that Ronald Reagan best described my beautiful head; "a shining beacon on a hill"!

I guess that I will nickname mine; "the Beacon!"
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Post by: Sir Harry on December 28, 2018, 06:18:53 AM
Chrisphilly123,

Having worn a flattop for 20 years I went to the barber weekly. Had my barber shave my head last week for the hot towel treatment. Going to miss BSing with my barber. He wants me to come by for weekly head shaves, but it is easier to shave it myself saves a ton of time.

Cheers!

I still go to the barber once a month....primarily for the beard trim, but if you have the right barber, he can do a good job on a headshave.

Getting back on topic, I was called slick until I underwent the head tattoo procedure. Now, everyone wants to call me "Freshcut".
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Post by: chrisphilly123 on January 06, 2019, 08:11:37 AM
Chrisphilly123,

Having worn a flattop for 20 years I went to the barber weekly. Had my barber shave my head last week for the hot towel treatment. Going to miss BSing with my barber. He wants me to come by for weekly head shaves, but it is easier to shave it myself saves a ton of time.

Cheers!
'Freshcut' cool name. I like it.


I still go to the barber once a month....primarily for the beard trim, but if you have the right barber, he can do a good job on a headshave.

Getting back on topic, I was called slick until I underwent the head tattoo procedure. Now, everyone wants to call me "Freshcut".
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Post by: Wiremu on January 09, 2019, 11:07:39 PM
My go-to name is 'the dome' but I really like one of the other mentioned earlier.
Henceforth I shall call myself titanium cranium (or titanium for short hahaha).