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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on March 13, 2007, 09:08:57 AM

Title: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: bmwgsa on March 13, 2007, 09:08:57 AM

Three Arkansas surgeons  were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
 
One of them said, "I'm the  best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost  seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them,  and 8 months later he  performed a private concert for the Queen
of England.
 
The second surgeon said.  "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I  reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field  events in the Olympics."
 
The third surgeon said,  "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and  marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an  hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the  horse's ass. I was able to put them
together and now she's a senator from  New York.

Title: Re: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: WorldRallyFan on March 13, 2007, 05:06:05 PM

Now thats just f'in classic! Love it!    :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: wpruitt on March 13, 2007, 07:20:06 PM

That is too funny.  Laughing my ___ off.

Title: Re: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: OzPete on March 13, 2007, 10:07:39 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: HotCajun on March 19, 2007, 05:35:37 PM

ROFLMAO...... :*))  :*))  :*))  :*))  :*))

Title: Re: Three Arkansas surgeons
Post by: PigPen on March 19, 2007, 05:36:22 PM

Yeah that was funny, I don't care who ya are.