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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on March 12, 2007, 04:12:44 PM

Title: Her Eyesight.....
Post by: bmwgsa on March 12, 2007, 04:12:44 PM
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband and says,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
 
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
 
He never heard the shot....
Title: Re: Her Eyesight.....
Post by: PigPen on March 12, 2007, 04:32:37 PM
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.
Title: Re: Her Eyesight.....
Post by: Tyler on March 12, 2007, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: PigPen on March 12, 2007, 04:32:37 PM
He should have at least put on his Kevlar before he said that.

I think he would have needed the Dragon Skin from Future Weapons to even have a chance...
Title: Re: Her Eyesight.....
Post by: PigPen on March 12, 2007, 05:33:32 PM
yeah
Title: Re: Her Eyesight.....
Post by: OzPete on March 13, 2007, 10:09:18 PM
 :*)) :*)) :*))