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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on March 09, 2007, 09:43:05 AM

Title: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: bmwgsa on March 09, 2007, 09:43:05 AM

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.  Peter asked. 

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.  "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and slugged him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, Back off!!  Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you all!

 

St.  Peter was impressed; "When did this happen?"

 

"Just a couple of minutes ago!"

Title: Re: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: PBurke on March 09, 2007, 09:44:55 AM

dude used poor judgement on that one. funny

Title: Re: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: Paul on March 09, 2007, 10:07:07 AM

 O0 :*))Good one

Title: Re: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: frostillicus123 on March 09, 2007, 02:54:37 PM

LOL

Title: Re: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: wpruitt on March 09, 2007, 03:55:19 PM

LMAO

Title: Re: At the Perly Gates.....
Post by: WorldRallyFan on March 12, 2007, 09:10:16 PM

f'in great!