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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on October 29, 2009, 01:51:36 PM

Title: Dizzy????
Post by: Timmay on October 29, 2009, 01:51:36 PM

I am not really sure where to post this at.  It really isnt a joke...but I am still laughing my butt off   :*)) :*)) :*))

Had a customer come in and purchase "floating floor". It is a laminate floor that looks like wood for those of you who have no idea what a floating floor is.  The floor does not actually "float" .  It just simply means that it is not nailed, stapled or glued down..it just "floats". It is installed...partially, he has not finished installing it. Well the customers huband does not want the floor in his house now...because...get this...  IT MAKES HIM DIZZY!  Because it is a FLOATING FLOOR.  LOL

What does he think it is floating on?  Water?  LOL
im sorry but that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time. 

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on October 29, 2009, 01:58:57 PM

Purely Awesome. Im sure it was all you could do to keep from laughing at him.   ;D

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Sly Red on October 29, 2009, 02:01:50 PM

I have the same problem with my floors . . . after 2 or 3 Scotches.  ;)  Sounds like a symptom of severe buyers remorse to me.

Red

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Timmay on October 29, 2009, 02:17:26 PM

LOL...im sorry..but ....LMAO

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Hook'Em on October 29, 2009, 02:18:05 PM

Red you're missing half your face. Should we send a search party?

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Timmay on October 29, 2009, 02:22:14 PM

yeah..now you are only half as good looking Red lol



or half as ugly!

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Sly Red on October 29, 2009, 02:23:09 PM

Quote from: Hookem on October 29, 2009, 02:18:05 PM

Red you're missing half your face. Should we send a search party?

Well, at least I can't be accused of being two-faced since I only have half a face.  I never made fun of your avatars when you were disfigured.  :*))

Red

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Hook'Em on October 29, 2009, 02:24:07 PM

sorry buddy. You're half better looking than me anyway.

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Timmay on October 29, 2009, 02:32:10 PM

hey Hookem...what is a "MAN MONTH"  lol

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: BaldMark on October 29, 2009, 03:07:40 PM

That is hilarious!!!  I haven't stopped laughing since i read that!   O0

Title: Re: Dizzy????
Post by: Hook'Em on October 29, 2009, 03:18:17 PM

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=163286672127&index=1   Man Month. Dont know if i'll qualify. I don't have too much of a beard.  Someone tell me how to copy a link and post it so it looks better.