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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: warhawk on October 29, 2009, 11:10:15 AM

Title: YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if...
Post by: warhawk on October 29, 2009, 11:10:15 AM

hello fellow chrome domes:  this was given 2 me from a co-worker.  i thought it was funny & wanted 2 share it with u.

YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO TRICK OR TREATING IF...

10.  u get winded from knocking on the door.

9.   u have to have another kid chew the candy 4 u

8.  u ask for high-fiber candy only.

7.  when someone drops candy in your bag and u lose your balance and fall over

6.  people say "great boris karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask

5.  when the door opens and u yell,  "trick or....." and u can't remember the rest

4.  by the end of the night u have a bag full of restraining orders

3.  u carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece (that's one that we will never worry about)

2.  you're the only power ranger in the neighborhood with a walker

and the #1 reason.....

1.  u have 2 keep going home 2 pee !!!


WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if...
Post by: aarrggh on October 29, 2009, 06:34:06 PM

  Good Post  O0  :*))

Title: Re: YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if...
Post by: jrppsuobx on October 30, 2009, 08:20:54 PM

You have me laughing Tyler! Good Post

Title: Re: YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if...
Post by: TheSlyBear on October 30, 2009, 08:29:09 PM

... your beard gets in the way of your mask...

Title: Re: YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if...
Post by: Tyler on October 31, 2009, 12:26:45 AM

Quote from: jrppsuobx on October 30, 2009, 08:20:54 PM

You have me laughing Tyler! Good Post

Thanks, but I have to give Warhawk the credit for this one!