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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on October 19, 2009, 06:06:05 PM
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Thought this might be fun just to see what you can come up with. What are three totally STUPID things you can think of? Politics of course is off limits. Here were some I thought of.
1. Glow in the dark condoms
2. Printed toilet paper
3. A warning label on Preparation H.
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1. Fast food drive thru--First asking me if i want too try a certain meal--Instead of letting me order what i want right away.. (drives me crazy)
2. Oversized exhaust tips on cars and trucks..
3. On construction sites-- The porta pottys always have a tray of mints on the wall..
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ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FOLLOWING.............................BALLOON BOY AND HIS MORONIC PARENTS..........JOHN&KATE.............. AND ANY OTHER NO-TALENT FOOL LOOKING TO BECOME A STAR BY ACTING LIKE AN ASS *&^%.
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1) Hair Transplants
2) Propecia
3) Toupes
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1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs
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1. The cable company
2. "Would you like to Super-Size that ?"
3. E-Mails telling me I have inherited $1 Billion Dollars from a long lost Nigerian / Liberian / Some Country in the Caribbean relative.
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1.) A Comb Over
2.) A Long Haired Horseshoe
3.) Any Rug
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1) Double Parking
2)When you tell someone something and they say "Really?"
3) Guys with spray-tan
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1. People who ALWAYS finish your sentence for you.
2. The ass-hat who decided all children toys should be package with enough wire ties to hold together the golden gate bridge & require an engineering degree to open.
3. People that don't understand what the "acceleration lane" is designed for.
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1. People that drive the same speed I do in the next lane over just enough behind me that I can't move over if I need to!
2. Fast food workers
3. Tattooing your face
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1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs
Texting while driving not illegal over there yet? It is here.
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1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs
Isn't it 77 virgins???
Mine are:
1) Running out of rum
B) The "Media", and I mean ALL!!
iii) Weathermen/women
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1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs
Texting while driving not illegal over there yet? It is here.
It depends on the state.
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1. cell phone use while driving
2. driving at the speed limit in the fast lane.
3. Truckers who tailgate you while you are following someone driving the speed limit in the fast lane.
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1. The sealed-plastic packaging that almost everything comes in.
2. Braille on the drive-through ATMs. :/O
3. Parents that allow their teenaged children to smoke.
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2. Braille on the drive-through ATMs. :/O
That's long been a pet peeve of mine. Ditto for the Braille on signs for public restrooms.
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2. Braille on the drive-through ATMs. :/O
That's long been a pet peeve of mine. Ditto for the Braille on signs for public restrooms.
So you're comfortable w/ braille on the elevators in parking garages, or are the drivers just really bad where you live? :/O :/O :/O
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2. Braille on the drive-through ATMs. :/O
That's long been a pet peeve of mine. Ditto for the Braille on signs for public restrooms.
So you're comfortable w/ braille on the elevators in parking garages, or are the drivers just really bad where you live? :/O :/O :/O
I don't have to use parking garages very often so that really hasn't made much of an impression on me.
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hmmm...just 3? Ok..well I will try to narrow it down to the Top 3...
1) On Fridays when I get paid, I have to walk into ( or drive up) the bank. CASH my check and then turn around and deposit it into my checking account. Apparently, if I just walk in and tell them to deposit my check into my checking account, it will not post until the next business day...which is Monday. BUT...if I cash it first..then deposit, it will be in there that day. STUPID!
2) Why is it when we mail ( yes i know...snail mail) a letter or any correspondence to someone here within my city, It has to actually go 90 miles north of here to a processing center and then travels back to be put in the mailbox of the reciever one block down?
3)people who stand outside the store front peering in at me while I am sitting here and then open the door and ask....are you open? NO...im just sitting here for the hell of it. Believe me this has happened to me several times. Lights are on, sign in the window ( Bright Orange lights) that says OPEN! No we arent open...
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1. Youth Fashion...Flat brimmed hats and jeans where you can see their boxers.
2. People who think stop signs are only a suggestion.
3. Any coffee drink that isn't coffee.
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1. Youth Fashion...Flat brimmed hats and jeans where you can see their boxers.
2. People who think stop signs are only a suggestion.
3. Any coffee drink that isn't coffee.
Schro, I thought for sure one of yours would be "someone who drinks Kettle One with anything other than ice" :D
Or "people who don't like Jimmy Buffett" :*))
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1. Youth Fashion...Flat brimmed hats and jeans where you can see their boxers.
2. People who think stop signs are only a suggestion.
3. Any coffee drink that isn't coffee.
Schro, I thought for sure one of yours would be "someone who drinks Kettle One with anything other than ice" :D
Or "people who don't like Jimmy Buffett" :*))
Valid points Rob. But the list was only limited to three.
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1. People who buy an LCD or plasma TV but won't pay to get cable channels in high definition
2. Twitter
3. The new instant coffee that Starbucks has been pushing. Why would anyone go out and order instant coffee?? :/O
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3. The new instant coffee that Starbucks has been pushing. Why would anyone go out and order instant coffee?? :/O
I completely agree. What a silly idea on their part.
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why would anyone go to a Starbucks to get coffee in the first place????
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2) Why is it when we mail ( yes i know...snail mail) a letter or any correspondence to someone here within my city, It has to actually go 90 miles north of here to a processing center and then travels back to be put in the mailbox of the reciever one block down?
Why did you pay to drop if off one block down? Why didn't you just do it yourself? :/O
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it was just an expression..
Tyler...............
That was meant for like businesses that would send out a statement or billings. We use to have it all processed here in Washington, we have a facility big enough to do it...they just choose to have it all sent 90 miles away to be processed. In the past you could mail something and you couldget it the next day...now it takes 2-3 days
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it was just an expression..
Tyler...............
You left yourself wide open for that one! >:D
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Ha...im always wide open...wont be the first or last..lol
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and besides..it is illegal to leave something in the mailbox without a postage stamp..
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and besides..it is illegal to leave something in the mailbox without a postage stamp..
Who said anything about not using a stamp? ???
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but it has to be processed Razor. you can not put a stamp on it and then go and place it in the mailbox.
http://pe.usps.gov/archive/html/dmmarchive1209/D041.htm#Rbi36796
would anyone ever really cause a stink about it? Probably not but there are some out there that just like to stir trouble.
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but it has to be processed Razor. you can not put a stamp on it and then go and place it in the mailbox.
http://pe.usps.gov/archive/html/dmmarchive1209/D041.htm#Rbi36796
would anyone ever really cause a stink about it? Probably not but there are some out there that just like to stir trouble.
Since when can you not put a stamp on a letter and put it in a mailbox? ??? I thought the only restriction was if it were a package over a certain size or weight, in which case you had to take it to the post office.
I realize it still has to be processed -- after the mailman picks it up from the mailbox. Or am I missing something here?
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You can put it in your own mailbox for the postman to pick up and send it off to be processed..but you can not put a stamp on an envelope and take it to where you wanted it to be sent and place it in their mailbox.
I think that is where the confussion is at....
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You can put it in your own mailbox for the postman to pick up and send it off to be processed..but you can not put a stamp on an envelope and take it to where you wanted it to be sent and place it in their mailbox.
I think that is where the confussion is at....
OK, I thought we were talking about walking down to the corner and putting it in a mailbox.
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lol..a friend of mine delivers mail and she said you wouldnt believe the things people do. One day she said that someone had put mail in their mail box for her to pick up and take back to the office to be processed. Well that was fine and dandy she said but you do not tape 42cents to the envelope for us to buy you a stamp LOL
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You can put it in your own mailbox for the postman to pick up and send it off to be processed..but you can not put a stamp on an envelope and take it to where you wanted it to be sent and place it in their mailbox.
I think that is where the confussion is at....
OK, I thought we were talking about walking down to the corner and putting it in a mailbox.
no no no Razor. I am talking about if i want to send a letter to a business across the street. We have a postal center about 2 blocks from here. I would have to go and take it to the post office...they in turn send it to a processing center 90 miles away ( Terre Haute IN..to be exact) and then they send it back to our postal center to be delivered. Thats what I am talking about..lol
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no no no Razor. I am talking about if i want to send a letter to a business across the street. We have a postal center about 2 blocks from here. I would have to go and take it to the post office...they in turn send it to a processing center 90 miles away ( Terre Haute IN..to be exact) and then they send it back to our postal center to be delivered. Thats what I am talking about..lol
Everywhere I've lived the post office has had a special "local mail only" slot where you can put mail going to the same ZIP code where the post office is located (or even neighboring code areas, depending -- you have to ask), to avoid having such mail go to the regional processing center.
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Let's get this back on track.
1) The guy who thinks his bozo the clown hair style looks good. Just shave it, man.
2) SPAM - the email kind
3) The SEC officiating crew that worked the UGA/LSU game and the ARK/UF game.
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bem....FINE...party pooper! lol
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1. Wall Street.
2. Hypothetical job interview questions. Unless you really need to hire people who are good guessers and not much else.
3. Extra "security questions" when I forget my password...if my memory is so bad, I'm not going to remember the questions, either!
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1. people that think obama is the savior
2. people that think usc is the best team in college footbal
3. people that think teblow is god!
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2. people that think usc is the best team in college footbal
:x!
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1. People who buy an LCD or plasma TV but won't pay to get cable channels in high definition
2. Twitter
3. The new instant coffee that Starbucks has been pushing. Why would anyone go out and order instant coffee?? :/O
How about people who buy a LCD or plasma but don't buy HD programming and return it because they were expecting a miracle. Or people who buy an LCD or plasma, but get a 720p because it's cheaper but don't get the same resolution their buddy has because he has 1080p and return theirs too.
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1) Ordering a big honking burger, super-sized fries & a diet Coke (yea, that make's all the difference)
2) Putting Ketchup on steak (what the hell are you thinking???)
3) Radio stations that start playing Christmas music on the 1st day of November. (They should be shut down if they start before the day after Thanksgiving)
I also don't get the blowing yourself up for 72 virgins...I can find 72 virgins right here on earth and I don't have to blow myself up to get them. Whats left after the 72 are no longer virgins???? And whats more, what the hell are you going to do with 72 virgins, your a splattered mess of pulp....
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1. people that think obama is the savior
2. people that think usc is the best team in college footbal
3. people that think teblow is god!
You have me laughing with these three!!!!!
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I have to add one more...
The moron TSA agent that decides to pull us from the security line and pat down my daughter for explosives everytime we go through security because she has a few pieces of metal in her hips from a previous surgery.
This is my "politically incorrect" side coming out here, but when the hell was the last time a 6 year old american girl was responsible for any tragedy on an airplane.
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I have to add one more...
The moron TSA agent that decides to pull us from the security line and pat down my daughter for explosives everytime we go through security because she has a few pieces of metal in her hips from a previous surgery.
This is my "politically incorrect" side coming out here, but when the hell was the last time a 6 year old american girl was responsible for any tragedy on an airplane.
Ha...you have a point there bro. What about stupid pilots who forget to land a plane?? Duhhhhh
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Because of the volume of replies in this thread I have to say that my number one is
THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE!
2) The disclaimers on pharmaceuticals. For example, one of the potential side effects of certain sleep meds is drowsiness. Duh, ya think?
3) The 72 virgins thing, again, but for a different reason. How long does this bomber dude think that "paradise" is gonna last after 72 ex-virgins all start bitching at him simultaneously about not taking out the garbage.
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I have to add one more...
The moron TSA agent that decides to pull us from the security line and pat down my daughter for explosives everytime we go through security because she has a few pieces of metal in her hips from a previous surgery.
This is my "politically incorrect" side coming out here, but when the hell was the last time a 6 year old american girl was responsible for any tragedy on an airplane.
Ill be the devils advocate here. I totally agree with you, but you cant blame the TSA for patting down kids for stuff. You know as well as I do that there are some sick lowlife bastard SOBs (sorry MODs. no other way to put it) that use their kids as mules. Its sad that it has to be done, but better they find stuff on the kid and get them out of that situation then to just let it go. :(
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I have to add one more...
The moron TSA agent that decides to pull us from the security line and pat down my daughter for explosives everytime we go through security because she has a few pieces of metal in her hips from a previous surgery.
This is my "politically incorrect" side coming out here, but when the hell was the last time a 6 year old american girl was responsible for any tragedy on an airplane.
Ill be the devils advocate here. I totally agree with you, but you cant blame the TSA for patting down kids for stuff. You know as well as I do that there are some sick lowlife bastard SOBs (sorry MODs. no other way to put it) that use their kids as mules. Its sad that it has to be done, but better they find stuff on the kid and get them out of that situation then to just let it go. :(
No problem....my kids are a lot stronger now that they carry our luggage while while The Lovely Mrs. Schro & I sip margaritas while we're in airports. We tell the kids it's "strength training". Works like a charm! O0
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I have to add one more...
The moron TSA agent that decides to pull us from the security line and pat down my daughter for explosives everytime we go through security because she has a few pieces of metal in her hips from a previous surgery.
This is my "politically incorrect" side coming out here, but when the hell was the last time a 6 year old american girl was responsible for any tragedy on an airplane.
Ill be the devils advocate here. I totally agree with you, but you cant blame the TSA for patting down kids for stuff. You know as well as I do that there are some sick lowlife bastard SOBs (sorry MODs. no other way to put it) that use their kids as mules. Its sad that it has to be done, but better they find stuff on the kid and get them out of that situation then to just let it go. :(
No problem....my kids are a lot stronger now that they carry our luggage while while The Lovely Mrs. Schro & I sip margaritas while we're in airports. We tell the kids it's "strength training". Works like a charm! O0
pffhaha. Relaxing in an airport? must be nice! O0
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