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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on March 05, 2007, 05:30:32 PM

Title: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: bmwgsa on March 05, 2007, 05:30:32 PM

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Title: Re: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: wpruitt on March 05, 2007, 06:52:41 PM

LMAO

Title: Re: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: VFRWolf on March 05, 2007, 07:23:09 PM

Confused blonde, she took her behind the building but sent him home.

LMAO

Title: Re: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: Cam on March 05, 2007, 09:34:00 PM

Quote from: VFRWolf on March 05, 2007, 07:23:09 PM

Confused blonde, she took her behind the building but sent him home.

LMAO

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Title: Re: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: dawgslappa on March 05, 2007, 10:05:05 PM

Before I shaved my head I was blond.... I don't get it.

Title: Re: Blonde Kidnapping
Post by: frostillicus123 on March 06, 2007, 03:54:55 PM

LOL

Quote from: dawgslappa on March 05, 2007, 10:05:05 PM

Before I shaved my head I was blond.... I don't get it.

we didn't expect you to get it dude so we don't mind LOL