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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: aleutiancowboy on September 04, 2009, 02:43:42 PM
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Okay I know that some people love Wal-mart and some people hate them. Me personally I could care less either way. After living for so long in a place that only had one store to shop at and it was expensive I like the deals I can get at Wal-mart. However, some of the things you see at Wal-mart are just down right scary. So be on the lookout for these menacing culprits… just one more reason to buy local and avoid Wal-Mart!!!!!
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A classic Wal-Mart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips!
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2 cases of Ramen...wonder where he goes to college?
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Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bi*ches up some more!
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My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1.
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Don't worry about where the baby is.
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2 mullets, 1 shot.
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Like a bad western movie but worse.
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Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. From the knock-off air Jordan’s; to the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, and the half mullet. I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done; I will let the picture speak my thousand words
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I.Aahh...umm...ya..I.. I ain't got nothin. Speechless
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I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on his front porch.
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How cute and cuddly are those stuffed...OH MY GOD!
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Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor!
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Kind of glad we don't get a glimpse of the front.
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Is it even legal to look this good?
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This guy was the complete package:
- Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK
- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
- Pen in shirt pocket. WTF???
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Britney spears let herself go...again.
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Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much.
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It’s like it has its own personality.
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pimpin ain't easy at the Wal-Mart
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Seriously?
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Just a goat shopping at Wal-Mart...I don't see what's so funny
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What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?
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i sooooo needed that laugh. thanks bro.
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I've got one thing to say cowboy...WTF....LMAO.
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Hey Cowboy, what's really scary is I've seem much of this at my local Wal-Mart :/O
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Thats funny stuff there :*))
if your ever feeling sorry for yourself then just go to wally world for a few minutes O0
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I don't care who ya are, thats funny right there! Seriously though, thanks for the laugh, that was great.
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OMG!!! :/O You found my evil twin wearing a mullet! :*)) :*))
Dude, welcome to Wally World!!! :*))
What's really scary is that almost every one of those stores have similar clientele, and they are the folks that are breeding and are the majority of this country!
Besides, just imagine two of them finding out you took their picture and they didn't know just how they'd look! Talk about the cheese wiz between two giant fat crackers!!! :*)) :*))
This is awesome! Thanks for the peek at reality....! :*)) :*))
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Was all this from just one trip?
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Now you make me want to whip out my cameraphone next time I go to the local Wal-Mart! :*))
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That is AWESOME! I will never go in WalMart again without my camera! Whenever you're feeling down, just head to the nearest supercenter for a good laugh.
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Was all this from just one trip?
No they are all from different Walmarts and different trips. I always have a camera with me wherever I go as I like to take photos.
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I'm embarassed for them. I don't know what to say anymore.
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I don't know where you live, but I could swear that these pictures were taken in Porter, Texas!
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Was all this from just one trip?
No they are all from different Walmarts and different trips. I always have a camera with me wherever I go as I like to take photos.
That's a relief! Those are really great candid shots, though.
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Is this where Jerry Springer gets guests for his show? There is not a Wal*Mart real close to my home. I have to go to the 'burbs to find one. The mass retailers that I tend to shop are Fred Meyer and Target. They both seem to attract a better class of people.
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Oy Vay!
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I stay out of Wally World because of the way they treat their employees so unfortunately I won't be contributing to this great collection. Very entertaining though. Thanks for posting!
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This made my day, very good laugh :*)) :*)) :*))
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Was all this from just one trip?
No they are all from different Walmarts and different trips. I always have a camera with me wherever I go as I like to take photos.
OMG, you need to make a slide show for YouTube, and as background music have America the Beautiful!
Before Katrina blew it away, we would spend many weekends and holidays in Waveland MS--their Wal-Mart really looked like that and I didn't have the creativity to record it. Your idea was great.
I knew a dentist in those days who lived in the Waveland area, but practiced in New Orleans and drove the 60+ miles each way, 5 days a week. I asked him why he didn't have his practice in Mississippi. Quote, "Too many summer teeth, some are there and some are not!" I then started noticing that many times, except for myself and family, there weren't any others in the store in Waveland with a whole set of teeth, and many were just totally gumming through life. This world is filled w/ amazing people, amusiing and amazing people.
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Aleutiancowboy!
Your famous, man! I got an email at work with your Walmart pictures. Must have circulated around the Net..
BReady
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Making fun of other people is not my style....Let alone spending my free time taking pictures of them !!!
On another note--
I`d push this Babes cart anytime ! ! !
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Aleutiancowboy!
Your famous, man! I got an email at work with your Walmart pictures. Must have circulated around the Net..
BReady
So did I, the captions were the same, but the locations were allegedly from all over the country.