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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Kajun on March 04, 2007, 01:08:00 AM

Title: retirement planning
Post by: Kajun on March 04, 2007, 01:08:00 AM


Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Title: Re: retirement planning
Post by: ar3inc on March 04, 2007, 11:05:48 AM
:D  I'm on the right investment track. I just need to start the recycling part.
Title: Re: retirement planning
Post by: PBurke on March 04, 2007, 06:46:02 PM
how much are longnecks worth? 8)
Title: Re: retirement planning
Post by: Robmeister on March 04, 2007, 08:02:34 PM
how much are longnecks worth? 8)

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