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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on July 25, 2009, 01:18:56 AM

Title: Love? and MArriage
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 25, 2009, 01:18:56 AM

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

Title: Re: Love? and MArriage
Post by: aarrggh on July 28, 2009, 08:41:23 PM

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Title: Re: Love? and MArriage
Post by: GaryT on July 29, 2009, 09:27:39 PM

Another one that had both me and my wife cracking up!! Thanks for the jokes brother!!

Title: Re: Love? and MArriage
Post by: PigPen on August 03, 2009, 02:30:36 PM

Lot of love there