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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on July 08, 2009, 05:11:31 PM

Title: Damn Funny Quotes
Post by: hammerdrill376 on July 08, 2009, 05:11:31 PM
Thought this would be kind of fun. If you have a funny quote, one you made up or one you've heard post it here. Let's see what we come up with. Now being from the south I can really appreciate this one.

"The only difference between a southern belle and a redneck woman is....a 12 pack of beer!"
Title: Re: Damn Funny Quotes
Post by: slyatlast on July 08, 2009, 05:14:36 PM
Here's a good one relating to hair loss and slyness:

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."   O0
Title: Re: Damn Funny Quotes
Post by: SlyintheOC on July 08, 2009, 06:09:20 PM
How about this one.....

"It's as useless as tits on a rain barrel"