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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Noner on February 22, 2007, 08:27:36 AM
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If you had the ultimate razor what would it be?
A HeadBlade Sport with crome spining rims and strobes?
A Fusion Razor with a mp3 player so you can jam while you shave?
That's right, lets pimp that blade!
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Plenty of "chicken lights", chrome exhaust, big ol' tires and chrome "outlaw" wheels. Some tunes would be nice too, but I'm not quite smart enough to work an MP3 player or iPod.
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I want hydrolics my headblade sport. #**p
Then, throw an SBG logo on the back to compliment the HB logo on the front.
Add a little chrome to the razor cartridge, and we're set! 8)
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I'm thinking of taking me HB Sport and painting it gloss black... then add some flames to the front and sides! O0
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lmfao how do you think this stuff up? We fo' sure need built in tunes. The xm and the plasma/lcd screen dvd would be interconnected. Slam nice and low. Sliver paint with cherry red racing stripes. ;)
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I would have to Drop it , Add some Spreewells (Spinner Rims for those not in the Know), Paint it up A Matte Black with Dark Purple Candy Racing Stripes... With a Spoiler on the back, for those extra-quick shave jobs! p#@t
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just the hb sport with a couple bikini clad LAY-DAYS to hand me everything i need and dry me off. yeah......that works.
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That would work nicly too, but why stop at handing it to you? ???
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good point. maybe i can just sit there and enjoy it all. :@` O:O
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good point. maybe i can just sit there and enjoy it all. :@` O:O
Now you're thinkin Paulie
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I'd have a "sleeper" HB... normal-looking, except it'll have 7 blades under the hood with astroglide on the lubricant strip. Smoothest. Shave. Ever.
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I'd have a "sleeper" HB... normal-looking, except it'll have 7 blades under the hood with astroglide on the lubricant strip. Smoothest. Shave. Ever.
Hope Gillette doesn't read this board... because you just gave them the idea for a 7 bladed razor! And knowing them, it'll cost $45 for a four pack... :(
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Are you thinkinf of using an ordinary razzor to shave your head? If you are the you'd better give your head a SHAKE,,,,, Introducing the HeadBlade Head Shake!! The Head Shake is the newest in the line of HeadBlade razzors, from the Classic to the Sport, but with a powerfull viberating motor, to help you get the closest shave ever!!.
The on/off switch is the HeadBlade logo on the front of the Head Shake.
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Besides the HeadBlade Sport already has wheels, now we've added a motor!! Thats my Idea of a Pimed out razzor.
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Are you thinkinf of using an ordinary razzor to shave your head? If you are the you'd better give your head a SHAKE,,,,, Introducing the HeadBlade Head Shake!! The Head Shake is the newest in the line of HeadBlade razzors, from the Classic to the Sport, but with a powerfull viberating motor, to help you get the closest shave ever!!.
The on/off switch is the HeadBlade logo on the front of the Head Shake.
Hell yeah! I am SO with you on that one.
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I want hydrolics my headblade sport. #**p
Then, throw an SBG logo on the back to compliment the HB logo on the front.
Add a little chrome to the razor cartridge, and we're set! 8)
You know you might just be on to there... What about proposing an SBG Edition Headblade. Maybe do the Sport body design in black plastic with Orange accents and a black plastic "display stand" for it to go onto with the SBG logo on it?
I know the biggest probem I have with both of my headblades (classic and sport) is that if I set the razor down with the blades to the counter top or shower shelf, the lubricant strip gets gooey, sticks to the surface and gets messed up. This causes me to have to set the headblade down on it's side, which (though a nminor one) is a bit of an inconvenience in the shower. A small plastic "display stand" that would keep the blade up off the surface would solve that problem. And if it were SLY looking, I'd happily display it on my bathroom counter.
Hell I'd buy a couple of 'em, one for home, one for travel.
Might be something to pitch to HB. The foremost head shaving razor joining forces with the foremost online forum for head shavers. Mutaul promotion and recognition, everybody wins.
Seriously dude.. might be worth the pitch.
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I know the biggest probem I have with both of my headblades (classic and sport) is that if I set the razor down with the blades to the counter top or shower shelf, the lubricant strip gets gooey, sticks to the surface and gets messed up. This causes me to have to set the headblade down on it's side, which (though a nminor one) is a bit of an inconvenience in the shower. A small plastic "display stand" that would keep the blade up off the surface would solve that problem. And if it were SLY looking, I'd happily display it on my bathroom counter.
Hey Vash, invest in a shower caddy that hangs from the shower head... then hang the headblade off the side, blade out, from the finger ring... plus it let's the blade air dry very nicely!
You know you might just be on to there... What about proposing an SBG Edition Headblade. Maybe do the Sport body design in black plastic with Orange accents and a black plastic "display stand" for it to go onto with the SBG logo on it?
Might be something to pitch to HB. The foremost head shaving razor joining forces with the foremost online forum for head shavers. Mutaul promotion and recognition, everybody wins.
Seriously dude.. might be worth the pitch.
That's an awesome idea... O0
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Great idea Vash!! I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.
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I'm with BRob, I hang mine from the shower caddy and I don't take up any space that would be used for the wife's half dozen loofahs.
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First off that is a great idea about SBG headblade! I did learn the hard way not to put the headblade razors on the counter top. :( So I have mine hang from the cabinet by the finger ring.
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I'm glad to see everyone is surfin' my wave. That's what I was thinking about when I was shaving. How cool would it be to custom a headblade. Then the SBG things is even better.
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Of course we would then have to add the "Noner Lay-days Special Edition Headblade"
Designed for a woman to shave your head. It sprays powerful phermones as she shaves you so she gets all excited.
I of course couldn't use it because the lay-days would never let me out of the house.
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Sly Bald guy and Headblade mecrchandise sign me up
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Maybe we should get Hammerhead to talk to them, since he the PR spokesman. ;)
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Good idea Albert
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noner, you should use extra caution when shaving. so you don't burst your bubble. ha ha
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The EMS Limited Edition Headblade Sport.
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That's awesome Medic!! We've found our designer. (**!
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noner, you should use extra caution when shaving. so you don't burst your bubble. ha ha
HAHA That's why I should have the custom cocky headblade. It zaps me if I get too cocky. Like that could ever happen.
ZZZZZ.
OUCH!
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That's awesome Medic!! We've found our designer. (**!
Thanks Tyler! Still have some small details to work out, such as hooking the light bar to the 12 volt vehicle battery, which you'll have to set under your sink for now or take into the shower with you. ;D
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led's and a watch battery.
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We fo' sure need built in tunes.
Have you seen the commercial for the musical tooth brush for kids? It's an electric brush into which you can download tunes. When the brush is in their mouth....it rocks...when they pull it out...it stops....
I guess to intice the kiddos to brush longer.
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Are you thinkinf of using an ordinary razzor to shave your head? If you are the you'd better give your head a SHAKE,,,,, Introducing the HeadBlade Head Shake!! The Head Shake is the newest in the line of HeadBlade razzors, from the Classic to the Sport, but with a powerfull viberating motor, to help you get the closest shave ever!!.
The on/off switch is the HeadBlade logo on the front of the Head Shake.
I think maybe it should be called the Head Quake as in Earth Quake, because it would have the most powerful vibrating motor available in a razzor designed for shaveing your head.
Besides what's a Ferari without a motor?? and as I said the HeadBlade sport already has wheels, now we've added the engine! O0 O0
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Probably go with a HB Sport with built in heater so my dome stays toasty warm and waterproof mp3 player. But the ultimate accessory would be an attachment to a pony keg of beer and extended surgical tube so I can shave, drink, and rock out of the same time. Kinda like a mini SLY guy Triathalon.
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Probably go with a HB Sport with built in heater so my dome stays toasty warm and waterproof mp3 player. But the ultimate accessory would be an attachment to a pony keg of beer and extended surgical tube so I can shave, drink, and rock out of the same time. Kinda like a mini SLY guy Triathalon.
LMAO Awesome Schro, didn't think about needing to get the drink on
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my noggin is always goin, Pig.
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my noggin is always goin, Pig.
We can always count on Schro to supply the alcohol when and if needed.
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Figure I'll go for realism. Since my HB sport looks like Herbie, I'll put racing wheels and numbers on it but add a four wheel drive so it can get over the rough spots on my dome.
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Wait a minute.... the heater, mp3 and pony keg combo wasn't realistic? :Xo! What color is the sky in your world, Paul? Necessity is the mother on invention.
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Wait a minute.... the heater, mp3 and pony keg combo wasn't realistic? :Xo! What color is the sky in your world, Paul? Necessity is the mother on invention.
"mother ON invention?" some kind of designer drug?
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Ok, ok, ok, what if I add chrome dual exhaust, and LED lights.
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Wait a minute.... the heater, mp3 and pony keg combo wasn't realistic? :Xo! What color is the sky in your world, Paul? Necessity is the mother on invention.
"mother ON invention?" some kind of designer drug?
DOAH! p0@^ Sure is a bummer when such an eloquently positioned reply was botched by a grammatical gaffe.
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Scares me to think of what we'd be like if we weren't such a supportive group! 8) 8) 8)
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Scares me to think of what we'd be like if we weren't such a supportive group! 8) 8) 8)
It would be anarchy around here
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Yeah, I'd probably be forced to drink beer and shave my head in disgust.
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Yeah, I'd probably be forced to drink beer and shave my head in disgust.
So, nothing different from your daily routine...other than being riddled with disgust?
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I would have to swap out those boring blades for a laser. On the back side there would be a camera so you can keep up with those hard to reach places. Then I would have to follow suit with the mp3 player, and to ice the cake/dome would be a shaving creme dispensor. O0
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I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
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I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!
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:( :P :( :P :( :P
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I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!
Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.
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Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.
And just which orafice does TYLER wax come from?.... :XX
STOP....never mind :-X
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Glad you asked that question Rob.....
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Great idea Vash!! I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.
Dude, I'm telling you...
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi115.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn282%2Fvashjustvash%2Fsbg-hb-sm.jpg&hash=7635d0ff8c7fca119e8a23847412d085dc484c3f)
oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...
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Great idea Vash!! I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.
Dude, I'm telling you...
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi115.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn282%2Fvashjustvash%2Fsbg-hb-sm.jpg&hash=7635d0ff8c7fca119e8a23847412d085dc484c3f)
oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...
Ok, so no Tyler Wax...we'll stick to HeadLube.
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Got to add on a Sly Detector... To make sure that your shave ALWAYS meets the same Smooth, Bold, Bald Standard O:O
Maybe a Security device added to that, you know, so the ladies will not mistakenly (Ya, Right) use your HeadBlade to get the same smooth shave on their Legs without asking... "STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... NO SLY DETECTED... STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... PARTY FOULS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED." "PUNCHERING OFFENDER'S EGO IN FIVE SECONDS :x! :x! :x!" Hell, I vote for Fonzie Voice Modulation, AAAA!
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Check out this pimped our razor!
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eshave.com%2Fimages%2Fvariant%2F67011.jpg&hash=60c33bfcbe26965b8d904c31be7db72380abfecc)
http://www.eshave.com/template.php?file=eShave_DesignFlame (http://www.eshave.com/template.php?file=eShave_DesignFlame)
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For that much, it shouldn't need refills either
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noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard. >:D
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noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard. >:D
Looks like something you'd see at your dentist's office. Open wide and say, AHHH.
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For that much, it shouldn't need refills either
Refills hell, while that is one sweet razor, for that price it should refill itself, shave you on its own and give a sweet massage to your sly dome!
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all I can say to that price tag is DAMN THATS A BREAKER :XX
Man you can get a HeadBlade S4 for a pricetag like that! ateast then you get your money's worth!
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Hi Guys, This is Stephanie from King of Shaves. I was amazed when I saw the title of this thread - what timing. We just launched a site called Pimp My Shave www.pimpmyshave.com. If you're interested, it's a fun contest where you can post photos of all groomed greatness (or ungroomed horror) and then compete for prizes. The best of the best and worst of the worst each week win a $100 shopping voucher to www.shave.com and then one grandprize winner gets a weekend trip to NYC!
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccce......Thanks Stephanie!!!
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Way to go Steph.
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That does sound like fun Stephanie, thanks.
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Hi Guys, This is Stephanie from King of Shaves. I was amazed when I saw the title of this thread - what timing. We just launched a site called Pimp My Shave www.pimpmyshave.com. If you're interested, it's a fun contest where you can post photos of all groomed greatness (or ungroomed horror) and then compete for prizes. The best of the best and worst of the worst each week win a $100 shopping voucher to www.shave.com and then one grandprize winner gets a weekend trip to NYC!
Man, I should go into marketing and public relations.........................oh wait.
Hey if anyone wins, stop by and see me while your in NYC. We can tear up the town.
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thank you stephanie.
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That rocks, Stephanie! And welcome to the group!
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Hi Guys, This is Stephanie from King of Shaves. I was amazed when I saw the title of this thread - what timing. We just launched a site called Pimp My Shave www.pimpmyshave.com. If you're interested, it's a fun contest where you can post photos of all groomed greatness (or ungroomed horror) and then compete for prizes. The best of the best and worst of the worst each week win a $100 shopping voucher to www.shave.com and then one grandprize winner gets a weekend trip to NYC!
Both Noner and I have entered our pictures, so head over to http://pimpmyshave.com (http://pimpmyshave.com) and vote for us!!
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I just placed my votes, good luck to both of you. O0
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tyler is on the top 5 at the right of the pictures. oh yeah i voted too.
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You got my votes, good luck
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Hi Guys, This is Stephanie from King of Shaves. I was amazed when I saw the title of this thread - what timing. We just launched a site called Pimp My Shave www.pimpmyshave.com. If you're interested, it's a fun contest where you can post photos of all groomed greatness (or ungroomed horror) and then compete for prizes. The best of the best and worst of the worst each week win a $100 shopping voucher to www.shave.com and then one grandprize winner gets a weekend trip to NYC!
Both Noner and I have entered our pictures, so head over to http://pimpmyshave.com (http://pimpmyshave.com) and vote for us!!
Your always a 10 in my book!
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Let's be honest about this
"pimp my shave" contest.
Tyler and I both have pics and around 100 votes. So does everyone else on the site. The high end was 200.
But, two guys has 11,000 and 19,000?
I think these two guys are just clicking thier picture all day. Does the contest log IPs? Dosen't look like it.
How can theses two guys have such high numbers????
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I think they're cheating
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I think they're cheating
:x! :x! Time to send in the Yeti :popo
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Noner and I are leading the pack!!! If you haven't voted...or want to vote a couple more times >:D help us stay in the lead!!
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You guys are in the top 2! I voted a time or three >:D
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Thanks for the participation, guys!
Noner, you're right that there are a few curiously high vote counts. The web team has their eyes on anyone who tries stuffing the ballot box on the way to top dude victory. I'm bummed that anyone would do it, but I guess this stuff happens in contests. We hope people just have fun! (and win cool stuff, of course!)
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Thanks for the participation, guys!
Noner, you're right that there are a few curiously high vote counts. The web team has their eyes on anyone who tries stuffing the ballot box on the way to top dude victory. I'm bummed that anyone would do it, but I guess this stuff happens in contests. We hope people just have fun! (and win cool stuff, of course!)
Thank you for offering it to us
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Hey Tyler and Nooner, I hope you guys don't mind but I just entered the competition.
So who going to place a vote for me??
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The more the merrier!! I'll vote for ya!
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Thanks Tyler O0
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Hey guys, so I told my wife that I entered the King Of Shaves "Pimp My Shave" contest. So she and her friends went and voted for me like a million times, putting me at the top of the Dudes Hall Of Fame, and now I've droped to seccond place. So I'm asking for your help to win the $100.00 online shopping spree, that they give away weekly. I can't win the top prise, because sadly I'm not an American resident, but I can win the weekly prize. so go to this link and vote, and vote often, and don't forget to vote for Tyler and Nooner also. Here is the link.
http://www.pimpmyshave.com/pimp/index.php?z=1 (http://www.pimpmyshave.com/pimp/index.php?z=1)
Thanks my Sly brothers.
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Done as directed. But being from Chicago area, will vote early and often
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I have a fusion and would probably give it a new paint job with flames!
and probably have MP3, because I like to rock!!!
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I already modified my headblade :@`
Details bro...details!
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don't forget to vote for Tyler and Nooner also. Here is the link.
http://www.pimpmyshave.com/pimp/index.php?z=1 (http://www.pimpmyshave.com/pimp/index.php?z=1)
Thanks my Sly brothers.
HAHA, Tyler's getting wasted. Maybe he should have chosen a picture that was something other than getting pushed in a shopping cart. :*))
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whatever? I am in the lead right now with a 10. ha ha ha
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oh yeah, tell ya lay-days to go vote. i am HORSHOO. later losers. :*))
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I voted for all of you guys that are entered... good luck!