Been about--Oh, I dunno--maybe a couple of years since I stopped by and... the same old question comes up, basically, "Will my head look funny if I shave it?" Well, of course it will look funny. There won't be any hair and people will turn away from you on the street, gagging, or kids will point at you, clutch their parents' legs, shriek, and burst into tears. A case or two of bourbon will get you through those moments.
More seriously, I repeat what I said long ago: Unless your head has been run over by a car and poorly put back together, I doubt anyone will be saying "Jeez! Get that guy a paper bag." Rather, "Oh, there's another guy who shaves his head." If that. And then they'll go back to wondering, "What's for dinner tonight?"
If this does not reassure you, there's always the bourbon.
