Author Topic: Bald Man Laws  (Read 82587 times)

Offline Hingatao

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Re: Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #150 on: March 02, 2013, 10:30:54 AM »
Ok guys, if you promise (ALL OF YOU....I am doing humanity and womankind a favor) to never wear your speedo's again, I will do the wearing of the speedo for you!  Besides, speedo's look much nicer on the fairer kind. 

Shudder. Men in speedos period gives me the heebie jeevies!!!!

Agreed!
Skinny jeans are a different story, though. As long as they're built for it!
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Offline PatZeeB

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #151 on: March 09, 2013, 04:39:21 PM »
If someone is sad/depressed/going over what you been through from hair loss, you better be an inspiration.
A GOOD one!

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #152 on: April 16, 2013, 02:16:02 AM »
nice... we should summarize all the laws that has been agreed on

Offline wutwutman

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #153 on: July 01, 2013, 02:25:58 PM »
A summary would be awesome.  Then a t-shirt!  I'd buy one ;)  Oh and skinny jeans on a guy?  Nooooooooooooooo! LOL ;)
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Offline Hingatao

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #154 on: July 01, 2013, 04:06:29 PM »
A guy who's bbc shall not go more than two days between shaves.
Hair is over rated.

Offline 50plus

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #155 on: August 18, 2013, 07:58:44 PM »
Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.

Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.

Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.

On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.


Offline g_bald

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #156 on: September 03, 2013, 02:06:07 PM »
A great thread, I haven't laughed like this in a long time. :)

It should be a requirement that all who come into the presence of a sly bald guy (or gal) declare proudly that "Bald is Beautiful" and proceed to compliment the owner of the shiny & smooth melon.

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Offline DC

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #157 on: October 01, 2013, 11:02:18 AM »
Here here!

And may I add that (in a utopian world) any male sporting long dreads, combed out Afros, braids, or the latest celeb metrosexual look who mocks our bald beauty should be made to wear "girlie" hair accessories in their hair for a fortnight!  :*))


Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.

Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.

Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.

On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.


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Offline hugerobb

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #158 on: May 13, 2014, 12:26:59 PM »
I saw this man in front of me yesterday with a comb forward so add this

No man shall ever have a comb forward

Offline Ty1963

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #159 on: December 10, 2018, 08:19:46 PM »
My wife always has cold hands, I love it when she warms them on my head. Lol
Hi I'm Ty I'm 55 years old my hair started thinning in my late 20s and really started thinning quickly in my late 40s I've worn a hair system for the last year and I've just decided to shave my head for 30 days and give it a try so far I like it I feel confident with my bald head. Feels great!

Offline Tony Dadá

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #160 on: December 11, 2018, 06:52:05 AM »
A guy who's bbc shall not go more than two days between shaves.



Amén

Offline TheodorusRex

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #161 on: December 12, 2018, 02:07:07 PM »

No man should see another with the 'horse-shoe' ring and not endorse the sly.

Wear the sly with full-on confidence and bravado.   Practice radical self-acceptance.

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