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Slynito

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #135 on: February 11, 2012, 02:10:28 PM »
Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #136 on: February 13, 2012, 05:23:31 PM »
Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 O:O

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #137 on: February 14, 2012, 04:11:25 AM »
Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 O:O

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister?  O:O

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #138 on: February 15, 2012, 03:47:09 AM »
Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.

Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!

 O:O

Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.

Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister?  O:O

Why thank you sir, she sure is perdy... but definitely not my sister... that would pose so rather awkward questions, my partner for almost five years, best friend for longer, and definitely my better half, I'm a lucky man.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #139 on: February 15, 2012, 08:15:33 AM »
I reckon I wuz jus wondering how ya got such a perdy woman to take a pitcher with you if'n it weren't family. My mistake pardner...I got me a perdy woman too and feel very lucky, also.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #140 on: June 12, 2012, 08:25:39 PM »
Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged   :)

I got my first headrub at work yesterday from a woman who definitely was not attractively-challenged.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #141 on: June 22, 2012, 08:48:23 AM »
Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged   :)

Agreed!  Not only is it particularly chivalrous for us to allow them the honor of touching our magnificent heads, the heads of virile warriors, shaved to awe, inspire and intimidate our follicled brothers, but it's the right thing to do.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #142 on: July 11, 2012, 12:24:30 PM »
I agree marshd1000. I like to compliment bald guys on a good looking dome.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #143 on: July 11, 2012, 04:53:14 PM »
Ha!  Had another unexpected headrubbing today from a gal at work. She'd rubbed it a few weeks ago, but needed a tune-up!

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #144 on: July 11, 2012, 06:43:20 PM »
My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #145 on: September 04, 2012, 05:20:21 AM »
My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!
Wow now that had me laughing.

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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #146 on: September 19, 2012, 03:52:12 PM »
My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.

I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.

I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die
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Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #147 on: October 16, 2012, 06:29:43 PM »
My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.

I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.

I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die
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Re: Re: Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #148 on: March 01, 2013, 11:18:02 PM »
No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."

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Re: Re: Bald Man Laws
« Reply #149 on: March 01, 2013, 11:53:30 PM »
Ok guys, if you promise (ALL OF YOU....I am doing humanity and womankind a favor) to never wear your speedo's again, I will do the wearing of the speedo for you!  Besides, speedo's look much nicer on the fairer kind. 

Shudder. Men in speedos period gives me the heebie jeevies!!!!
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