Bald Man Laws

[RyanJP]

First rule of SBG's is not to talk about .....

[baldtribesman]

Bald rule - No headbutting unless the two of you are in a ring

[CraftyGuy]

Bald rule - No headbutting unless the two of you are in a ring

Wow - can't even imagine that ... OUCH!

[marshd1000]

When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice.  The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible.  Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith!   (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from?  http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )

[CraftyGuy]

When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice.  The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible.  Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith!   (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from?  http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )

Gee, I wonder.... 

[RyanJP]

When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice.  The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible.  Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith!   (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from?  http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )

That's awesome 

[Kojak]

No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."

I was given a shirt that said that as a Christmas present and have never wore it. Now that I have gone Sly I was thinking about looking for it and wearing it, lol.

[baldjoeg]

I like to complement fellow bald guys on how great they look. Most people appreciate it and return the compliment.

[CraftyGuy]

No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."

I was given a shirt that said that as a Christmas present and have never wore it. Now that I have gone Sly I was thinking about looking for it and wearing it, lol.

My favorite t-shirt on the subject reads: Bald is not having less hair - it is getting more head

[Slynito]

I like to complement fellow bald guys on how great they look. Most people appreciate it and return the compliment.

I am always doing that and usually get into conversations. My wife is amazed at how many friends I meet while out with her.

[baldjoeg]

How about complementing other fellow bald men on the great look. I like to do so. Alot of times You will get a compliment in return.

I agree with marshd1000.

[Highguage]

Be brave.....Shave!

[Arnie]

When going to the local Super Cuts, Cost Cutters, etc for a goatee trim...

...remark about how those products on their shelves worked so well for you.

[Bilko1]

I fully agree with you, Tyler.

Can I add another "law", please?

A bald man should shave his head at least once a day.

Best wishes,

Bilko

[CliffCoultas]

Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.