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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2007, 04:53:23 PM »
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2007, 05:03:10 PM »
getting a head rub from a male, National League  !*u%e fan is not recommended.


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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2007, 05:43:12 PM »
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2007, 04:08:53 AM »
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?

I need it just from hearing about it.   ;D :D ;D

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2007, 05:51:14 AM »
  :*))     me too
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2007, 06:16:49 AM »
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?

I need it just from hearing about it.   ;D :D ;D
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2007, 02:09:43 AM »
Women are really taking a liking to the sly dome. It's become a decent conversation topic for me too. Glad I made the decision to shave it. Seems like every girl I talk to (including friend's girlfriends) are obsessed with it. They know they want to rub it haha.

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2007, 02:10:58 AM »
Women are really taking a liking to the sly dome. It's become a decent conversation topic for me too. Glad I made the decision to shave it. Seems like every girl I talk to (including friend's girlfriends) are obsessed with it. They know they want to rub it haha.

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2007, 09:59:19 AM »
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2007, 10:14:03 AM »
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?


No, thank the lord! I hate being brought out and being the center of attention...just kill me! Horrible, sorry that happened, brother!

Nice move, getting the kid mob to take care of him though! >:(

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2007, 10:21:14 AM »
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

Never had that issue with mascots.  I think I would make the highlight real if it did.
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2007, 11:48:59 AM »
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

Never had that issue with mascots.  I think I would make the highlight real if it did.
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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2007, 11:35:10 AM »
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

HA!  You liked it at the time...  :D

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2007, 04:01:06 AM »
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

I actually had that happen earlier tonight! I was at the Diamond Back game with friends, the Baxter (Their mascot) came up behind me with a towel and proceeded to "buff my head" like a bowling ball! It made me spill my beer at first because I was not expecting it... then when I realized what was going I I just played along and kicked back..

Was kinda fun though... during the 7th inning stretch when I came out of the restroom and had a VERY Cute blond comje up to me and say, "HEY! yoru the guy who got his head waxed!" yeah, she gave me the good 'ol head rub, along woith her number ;)

But that head rub CAN be annoying... do any of you know what it's like to sit on a Rifle range and have marine after Marine want a "good luck rub"?

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Re: The Head Rub!
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2007, 07:25:18 PM »


It made me spill my beer at first because I was not expecting it...

Spilt your beer?  I would have kicked his ass!   :x!   Back me up PigPen!  :*))



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