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Discussions About Being Bald => Advantages and Disadvantages to being Bald => Topic started by: Tyler on August 02, 2006, 11:12:51 PM

Title: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on August 02, 2006, 11:12:51 PM
One of the best advantages of being bald is the random head rub.  I never realized how much women love rubbing their hand over a bald man's head until I started shaving.  There's been several times that I've been sitting in a bar with my buddies and had a chica rub my head in passing.  Just makes you want to grin  ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: andy on August 16, 2006, 01:22:30 PM
i had this very thing happen to me this weekend!  i was at a coffee shop and a girl that i was semi-acquainted with reached over and gave my noggin a rub-down.  good times :-)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: gearhedguy on September 14, 2006, 02:46:51 PM
Oh yeah, the bald head rub. . . not only just by women, but even by men. Seems guys are even intrigued by a bald dome. Always puts a big ol' smile on my face.  ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Baldego on September 15, 2006, 08:26:52 PM
The Head Rub of Yeah...... Love it Love it...... When I was Single and a Bar bum lol I used to get free drinks... people asked if they could rub my head , so i would joke and say you have to buy me a drink first, most people did!!! it was cool sh** !!   I also had a drunk come up to me on the dance floor and lick my sweaty head!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Apollo5 on September 27, 2006, 10:58:16 AM
Um, strippers and my shaved dome is a combo made in heaven. that is all i will say
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on September 27, 2006, 11:26:42 AM
Appolo5, welcome to Sly Bald Guys and thanks for the posts.

You don't have to say much more...LOL.  I know what you mean.  I've been to a couple of clubs for bachelor parties since shaving my head, including my own, and I get a lot "better" reaction from the dancers now than when I would go before I shaved my head.

Um, strippers and my shaved dome is a combo made in heaven. that is all i will say
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Yeti on September 27, 2006, 06:16:07 PM

 My children, friends, ladies, and "strippers".... Yeti likes all sorts of head rubs as well... hehe   :D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: JuzCawz on September 29, 2006, 03:12:26 PM
I play in a band and run into a bunch of girls, but none ever really gave me any attention (probably because I'm the drummer and not the singer or guitar player....girls eat them up)). THEN.....I went bald....and Oh Yeah!!! the head rubs were on so no complaints from me about being bald.... hell, even the band rubs my melon before we go on stage( for luck i guess).

BALD FOR LIFE ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on September 29, 2006, 04:13:24 PM
We have a lot of band members here.  If we all get together sometime, we'll have to bring our instruments to jam with.  Though, it's a lot easier for me to bring a harmonica than to bring a set of drums. 

I'm not in a band, but I've been playing the harmonica for a while now.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Yeti on September 29, 2006, 05:03:28 PM

 I used to be lead singer in a traditional ROCK band too hehe   8-)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: happyharry on September 29, 2006, 05:18:48 PM
We have a lot of band members here.  If we all get together sometime, we'll have to bring our instruments to jam with.  Though, it's a lot easier for me to bring a harmonica than to bring a set of drums. 

I'm not in a band, but I've been playing the harmonica for a while now.

What do you know! I play the harmonica (diatonic) too! Although I've been slacking practice lately.
What harmonicas do you play / prefer? I like the Suzuki ones (got myself a "Firebreath" with hardwood body a few months ago...hooo, fiery) and I prefer cheap plastic bodied Hohners for practice (no need to replace the reeds).
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on October 02, 2006, 12:58:53 PM
Sweet!!! I play rhythm guitar...let's jam!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on October 02, 2006, 02:17:34 PM
I practice with a Huang Sivertone (C) and a Golden Melody (D), but I play with a Lee Oskar.  My grandfather is a very accomplished harp player, so he gives me all of my harmonicas and free lessons!


What do you know! I play the harmonica (diatonic) too! Although I've been slacking practice lately.
What harmonicas do you play / prefer? I like the Suzuki ones (got myself a "Firebreath" with hardwood body a few months ago...hooo, fiery) and I prefer cheap plastic bodied Hohners for practice (no need to replace the reeds).
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: fcb2001 on October 02, 2006, 07:23:46 PM
I wear a hat over my chrome dome, but since i started growing my goatee, one night i didnt wear my hat, i got  the rub down, whenever i dress in a nice shirt, jeans and cowboy boots i never wear my hat, since then i wear a hat maybe 50 percent of the time
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on October 02, 2006, 07:32:25 PM
A cowboy with cornrows!  You don't see that often...at least not in the cowtown that I grew up in.  Thanks for all of your posts fcb2001!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Yeti on October 02, 2006, 09:54:03 PM
Just what I was thinking. hehe Welcome new bald bro.   ;)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Noner on October 04, 2006, 08:18:46 AM
I noticed that women love it more when it is wet and freshly shaved. Coming out of the ocean or pool and they love to rub it.

I even dated one chick that loved it when I sweated and she rubbed my head. I think she had some kid of head fet-ish.

noner
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on October 04, 2006, 11:06:31 AM
Noner,
Maybe it's just me, but I fail to see the downside of the argument.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldRob on October 09, 2006, 05:55:07 PM
I've got the bald head and a soul patch... had the random head rub in a bar the other night while some chick was feeling up the soul patch... kind of like a threesome!   :P
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on October 09, 2006, 10:04:05 PM
Very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...major advantage there I would say.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Yeti on October 10, 2006, 03:20:50 PM
lol @ BaldRob    8)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Switch on October 17, 2006, 05:39:21 PM
The random head rub is great. especially when that special someone is rubbing it.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on April 12, 2007, 02:22:59 PM
Anyone have any good head rub stories lately?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BALDANDRE on April 12, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
Anyone have any good head rub stories lately?

Welll.......since you requested it ....quite some time ago, probably right when i first shaved it clean, I went to a bachelor party...the girls started out pretty calm (it was at a house)...then it heated up and the girls started "launching things" out of certain areas and it kind of got crazy...then the girl starts getting the audiance involved....looked over at me and said....

"I gotta sit on that thing" , and proceeded to grind her little heart (and you know) away on my slick bald head....very fun!

is that a good one?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on April 12, 2007, 02:41:31 PM
I'd say that is a VERY good head rub story.  O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on April 12, 2007, 04:24:52 PM
Wow!  That's a good one.  Anyone else?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: blondeguy on April 12, 2007, 05:04:50 PM
Anyone have any good head rub stories lately?

Welll.......since you requested it ....quite some time ago, probably right when i first shaved it clean, I went to a bachelor party...the girls started out pretty calm (it was at a house)...then it heated up and the girls started "launching things" out of certain areas and it kind of got crazy...then the girl starts getting the audiance involved....looked over at me and said....

"I gotta sit on that thing" , and proceeded to grind her little heart (and you know) away on my slick bald head....very fun!

is that a good one?

Definitely a time to be stubble-free. ^-^
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Sgt. Pate on April 12, 2007, 05:44:10 PM
I'm a bit of a flirt but to be honest, as much as I might enjoy it, I belong to my wife and only she has touching rights!   :x!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on April 30, 2007, 03:04:23 PM
I had an interesting head rub last night.

My wife and I were on the way back from my parents house (4 hours from my house) where we spent the weekend.  We stopped to get dinner and when it was time to pay I went up to the cashier.  She noticed my new military green SBG shirt and commented on how she liked it.  I then explained what Sly Bald Guys is and handed her my check card.  When I bent down to sign the receipt she hesitantly put her hand on my head and started rubbing it.  Then said "it's so smooth."  I said, "thank you," handed back the receipt, and turned around to make sure my wife wasn't charging her see what my wife's reaction was.  I don't think she noticed.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BALDANDRE on April 30, 2007, 03:13:13 PM
I had an interesting head rub last night.

My wife and I were on the way back from my parents house (4 hours from my house) where we spent the weekend.  We stopped to get dinner and when it was time to pay I went up to the cashier.  She noticed my new military green SBG shirt and commented on how she liked it.  I then explained what Sly Bald Guys is and handed her my check card.  When I bent down to sign the receipt she hesitantly put her hand on my head and started rubbing it.  Then said "it's so smooth."  I said, "thank you," handed back the receipt, and turned around to make sure my wife wasn't charging her see what my wife's reaction was.  I don't think she noticed.

Listen to that, you dudes on the fence, still hanging on to your former glory...bet you THAT wont happen until you go the way of SLY...

yet another cool argument to go (or even just try) goin' the SLY way!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: KALBO on April 30, 2007, 04:53:23 PM
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: schro on April 30, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
getting a head rub from a male, National League  !*u%e fan is not recommended.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on April 30, 2007, 05:43:12 PM
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: jusbnme on May 01, 2007, 04:08:53 AM
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?

I need it just from hearing about it.   ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Ian on May 01, 2007, 05:51:14 AM
  :*))     me too
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: KALBO on May 01, 2007, 06:16:49 AM
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

Do you need therapy now?

I need it just from hearing about it.   ;D :D ;D
Scarred for life I am...   $#**T
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tbone on May 03, 2007, 02:09:43 AM
Women are really taking a liking to the sly dome. It's become a decent conversation topic for me too. Glad I made the decision to shave it. Seems like every girl I talk to (including friend's girlfriends) are obsessed with it. They know they want to rub it haha.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on May 03, 2007, 02:10:58 AM
Women are really taking a liking to the sly dome. It's become a decent conversation topic for me too. Glad I made the decision to shave it. Seems like every girl I talk to (including friend's girlfriends) are obsessed with it. They know they want to rub it haha.

Welcome to the Sly side of life!  O:O
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: young_n_sly on May 03, 2007, 09:59:19 AM
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BALDANDRE on May 03, 2007, 10:14:03 AM
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?


No, thank the lord! I hate being brought out and being the center of attention...just kill me! Horrible, sorry that happened, brother!

Nice move, getting the kid mob to take care of him though! >:(
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on May 03, 2007, 10:21:14 AM
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

Never had that issue with mascots.  I think I would make the highlight real if it did.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: KALBO on May 03, 2007, 11:48:59 AM
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

Never had that issue with mascots.  I think I would make the highlight real if it did.
If not the highlight real...15 seconds of fame on the JUMBOTRON!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldRob on May 04, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Head Rubs rule!!!

Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...

...after all...

...it was from BaldRob!  :-[

HA!  You liked it at the time...  :D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Deadbob on May 05, 2007, 04:01:06 AM
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem.  It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it. 

All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that.  I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.

Anything like this happen to anyone else?

I actually had that happen earlier tonight! I was at the Diamond Back game with friends, the Baxter (Their mascot) came up behind me with a towel and proceeded to "buff my head" like a bowling ball! It made me spill my beer at first because I was not expecting it... then when I realized what was going I I just played along and kicked back..

Was kinda fun though... during the 7th inning stretch when I came out of the restroom and had a VERY Cute blond comje up to me and say, "HEY! yoru the guy who got his head waxed!" yeah, she gave me the good 'ol head rub, along woith her number ;)

But that head rub CAN be annoying... do any of you know what it's like to sit on a Rifle range and have marine after Marine want a "good luck rub"?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 05, 2007, 07:25:18 PM


It made me spill my beer at first because I was not expecting it...

Spilt your beer?  I would have kicked his ass!   :x!   Back me up PigPen!  :*))
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on May 07, 2007, 04:22:16 PM
Yeah that's a party foul, got your back Sarge!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Deadbob on May 09, 2007, 03:32:14 AM
I dunno.. At a ballgame, i've always viewed the beer as a sacrificial lamb when on the Jumbo-Tron or going after a ball
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on May 09, 2007, 06:54:58 AM
That is a valid argument Deadbob. Good point.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 09, 2007, 02:18:27 PM
Hummm... back when I was a beer lovin' kind of guy you could kick my dog and flirt with my wife but spill my beer?   :x!   :*))

Maybe it's a good thing I gave up drinkin'!   O:O
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: tomgallagher on May 09, 2007, 02:24:29 PM
Spilling your beer. That guy must have a death wish.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Jay on May 09, 2007, 03:14:14 PM
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldRob on May 10, 2007, 07:26:46 AM
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.

yeah... you'll do that for awhile!   8)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Jay on May 11, 2007, 05:56:16 AM
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.

yeah... you'll do that for awhile!   8)


it's like a form of self love that you can do in public without having to worry about someone calling the police.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PigPen on May 11, 2007, 07:12:30 AM
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.

yeah... you'll do that for awhile!   8)


it's like a form of self love that you can do in public without having to worry about someone calling the police.

LMAO That can sound good and bad at the same time......kinda wrong ain't it?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: schro on May 11, 2007, 12:07:08 PM
Hey, if you can't be with the one you love .... love the one you're with. Since you're always with yourself, self-love is always acceptable.

Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BALDANDRE on May 11, 2007, 12:20:34 PM
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.

One of the dudes I work with that I had convinced to go the slick sly route (from his buzzed bald head) said he couldn't keep it slick bald because he spent TOO much time obsessing over keeping it smooth 24/7 and couldn't keep rubbing it because it felt so good.... he felt it was taking over his life!

he hasn't slicked it sly since!

Sly is just a different way of living, some can hang with it, others can't! 8)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Robmeister on May 11, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
Hey, if you can't be with the one you love .... love the one you're with. Since you're always with yourself, self-love is always acceptable.



Oh, hell ya....I've fallin' head over heels for me, man :@` :@`

I love me more today than yesterday :@` :@`

I mean, I've really swept myself off my feet.

Hell, I've even started yelling out my own name when I'm making love to my wife!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: schro on May 11, 2007, 12:28:14 PM
Meister, you're a sick f**k. I only say that b/c that sounds like something I would say.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Robmeister on May 11, 2007, 12:30:57 PM
 >:D >:D >:D :px :px :px
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: schro on May 11, 2007, 12:32:17 PM

Hell, I've even started yelling out my own name when I'm making love to my wife!!!

And what name does Nancy shout out ?  :-\
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldRob on May 11, 2007, 12:35:45 PM

Hell, I've even started yelling out my own name when I'm making love to my wife!!!

And what name does Nancy shout out ?  :-\

I'm guessing it's:

Oh BaldRob... Oh my God BaldRob!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Stu on May 11, 2007, 12:48:04 PM
 fF##
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Robmeister on May 11, 2007, 01:39:34 PM
And what name does Nancy shout out ?  :-\

Well...I didn't want to go there...but since you brought it up...

She--only every now and then, mind you--shouts, "Paris!" or "Britney!"....or sometimes "Oprah!!"

Needless to say, between that and my self-love.....the neighbors are a little tripped out.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: schro on May 11, 2007, 02:34:20 PM
I can understand her confusion on the first two, I mean two 5' 5", 120 lb. hotties and you about 6' 2" 215 and change .... but Orca?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: herronm on June 12, 2007, 02:56:53 PM
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness.  Now I know what you guys are talking about.  :@`

Max
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on June 12, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness.  Now I know what you guys are talking about.  :@`

Max

Gotta love the Head Rub!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Paul on June 12, 2007, 06:26:16 PM
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness.  Now I know what you guys are talking about.  :@`

Max

Good going Max, two months!!  Must be in the air..got MY first one Saturday...with a back massage...ahhhhhh  the sly life.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: KALBO on June 13, 2007, 06:19:01 PM
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness.  Now I know what you guys are talking about.  :@`

Max

Good going Max, two months!!  Must be in the air..got MY first one Saturday...with a back massage...ahhhhhh  the sly life.
Way to go Max and Paul! Think you are right about something in the air.  I've been SLY for over 2 months now and gotten a few head rubs...but the only doubter of my SLYNESS has been my wife. Today, after going for my first swim since going SLY, on the way home SHE FINALLY CAVED...I KNEW SHE LIKED IT! :@`
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Paul on June 13, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
Way to go Arnie O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldRob on June 13, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness.  Now I know what you guys are talking about.  :@`

Max

Good going Max, two months!!  Must be in the air..got MY first one Saturday...with a back massage...ahhhhhh  the sly life.
Way to go Max and Paul! Think you are right about something in the air.  I've been SLY for over 2 months now and gotten a few head rubs...but the only doubter of my SLYNESS has been my wife. Today, after going for my first swim since going SLY, on the way home SHE FINALLY CAVED...I KNEW SHE LIKED IT! :@`

And there was much rejoicing... YAY!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: SLYinKC on June 13, 2007, 08:44:04 PM
Today my wife caught me by surprise and kissed the top of my head, just out of the blue.  I think she's warming up to the new look! :@`
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: herronm on June 14, 2007, 07:24:29 AM
We are on a roll!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Bald_freak on June 30, 2007, 03:01:57 PM
The Head Rub of Yeah...... Love it Love it...... When I was Single and a Bar bum lol I used to get free drinks... people asked if they could rub my head , so i would joke and say you have to buy me a drink first, most people did!!! it was cool sh** !!   I also had a drunk come up to me on the dance floor and lick my sweaty head!!!!!!!!

LMAO, That's how I meet my wife. She came up to me and licked my head at the local bar. I moved in with her the next day. My buddy(a fellow bald brother) asked me earlier in the evening why I hadn't shaved in a while. I told him I was outta blades. He gave me one and said "you wanna get lucky t-night. polish that s@#! up dude!"
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on June 30, 2007, 10:00:30 PM
LMAO, That's how I meet my wife. She came up to me and licked my head at the local bar. I moved in with her the next day. My buddy(a fellow bald brother) asked me earlier in the evening why I hadn't shaved in a while. I told him I was outta blades. He gave me one and said "you wanna get lucky t-night. polish that s@#! up dude!"

Too funny!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on June 30, 2007, 11:20:24 PM
I got my first head rub by two strangers just on Friday.  I was at work and these two old ladies...after tellin me she had found a contractor standing in her living room butt naked she proceeded to rub my head saying how smooth it was. She then turned to her friend and said feel it..oh man it feels so nice and smooth...jezzz i cant get over how smooth and soft it is blah blah blah...and i was like ok you can stop now...as i was standing int eh front show room and had other customers watching lol
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Stu on June 30, 2007, 11:46:27 PM
I got my first head rub by two strangers just on Friday.  I was at work and these two old ladies...after tellin me she had found a contractor standing in her living room butt naked she proceeded to rub my head saying how smooth it was. She then turned to her friend and said feel it..oh man it feels so nice and smooth...jezzz i cant get over how smooth and soft it is blah blah blah...and i was like ok you can stop now...as i was standing int eh front show room and had other customers watching lol


I was waiting to see if they were going to ask you to strip down too.  Sounds like those old ladies have it going on although that sounds way disgusting.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on July 02, 2007, 02:36:36 PM
Well I was standing here at work on the sales floor.  You think I could get by wiht that?  Hey ..an idea....!  It could be a sales pitch..increase sales.  Nude flooring installer. LOL
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Head Bald Guy on July 02, 2007, 04:02:05 PM
When we have our Bald Guyz Parties and Street Events we always provide Head Massages for us chrome domes. Usually there is a long line!! Any Sly Guys want to be invited to our next event? Let me know your City & State in an email and we will put you on the mailing list.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on July 05, 2007, 02:17:27 PM
Who would be doign the head rubbin??
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Head Bald Guy on July 06, 2007, 05:12:49 PM
The female members of our Street Team of course!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on July 06, 2007, 10:59:02 PM
OK cool...well you didnt state that very plainly.  BUt hell sign me up
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Bolohead on July 07, 2007, 07:14:39 AM
Yesterday got home early from work, after the shower to get the swet off and feel clean again from a long hot day.... I'm standing in the kitchen and one of my wifes daycare mom's... a real hottie and 25 yrs or better younger than me, see's my bald head for the first time.

Her comment was, "Oh Jon you are one hot guy with that bald head"

My wife looked at me with a smile, cuz she knows I'm her guy as we have been married now 25 yrs  :@`
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PBurke on July 07, 2007, 07:48:29 AM
Yesterday got home early from work, after the shower to get the swet off and feel clean again from a long hot day.... I'm standing in the kitchen and one of my wifes daycare mom's... a real hottie and 25 yrs or better younger than me, see's my bald head for the first time.

Her comment was, "Oh Jon you are one hot guy with that bald head"

My wife looked at me with a smile, cuz she knows I'm her guy as we have been married now 25 yrs  :@`



DAMMIT BOY! that is pretty cool. my wife would shoot us both.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tom McGarry. on July 20, 2007, 05:15:27 PM
Well I finnally got my first random head rub yesterday. I was picking up an oversize load in Burlington Ont Canada, yesterday to take to Canton NY. When our escorts arrived at our pick up location, there were three loads, so we each had an escort. There was only one female escort (and she was HOT!!!!), and when they were deciding which escort was going to go with with driver, the girl (Wendy) escort said I want the bald guy!!
So after we were all ready to go, before she would let me leave she had to rub my head, it was awsome!! :@`, Anyway, every time we stopped she had to rub my head before we started rolling again, and once we arrived at our destination, before she left, she rubed it again then kissed the top of my head (wooooohoooooo)
She said she loves guys with bald heads, so I told her about this site. Anyway she wouldn't let me take a picture of her, but here is a pic of the load. The pole was 95 feet long, with a 3 foot overhang on the front, and a 12 foot overhang on the front.

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi88.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk176%2Fcanadianheadblader%2FIMG_0306.jpg&hash=283aac6ae4c475d0bae693b9393e0a81)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on July 21, 2007, 12:38:13 AM
Right on Tom!! Luv 'em head rubs!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PBurke on July 21, 2007, 01:05:41 PM
is it just me or do head rubs feel better from HOOTERS GIRLS with COLD hands? just curious. they did feel pretty good. :@` :@`
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Head Bald Guy on July 22, 2007, 06:04:00 PM
Head Rubs are a fact of life when the Bald Guyz FEMALE Street Team samples our products! It's all about the head!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tom McGarry. on July 22, 2007, 06:58:10 PM
Head Rubs are a fact of life when the Bald Guyz FEMALE Street Team samples our products! It's all about the head!!
Hey Head Bald Guy, when are you coming to Canada then?
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Head Bald Guy on July 22, 2007, 07:09:09 PM
Ironically we are working on a distributor and should be there in a few weeks. I will let SBG know when we are there!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: AndrewDockery on August 13, 2007, 05:25:11 PM
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Bald_freak on August 13, 2007, 06:57:29 PM
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !

Even better DURING sex ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Sgt. Pate on August 20, 2007, 01:08:36 PM
OH YEAH!   ;D  I was at the restaurant last Wednesday evening and while waiting for my wife I was chatting with a really cute waitress.  I paid her a compliment and just as she left to get my drink order she reached over and planted a big ol’ smooch right on top o’ my noggin’!

Now daz wut I’m talkin’ ‘bout dog!  O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: warhawk on August 20, 2007, 01:25:52 PM
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !

Even better DURING sex ;D ;D ;D
baldfreak.... amen, brother! O0

sgt.pate....... gr8 story.... u  da  man!!!

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 09:43:29 PM
OH YEAH!   ;D  I was at the restaurant last Wednesday evening and while waiting for my wife I was chatting with a really cute waitress.  I paid her a compliment and just as she left to get my drink order she reached over and planted a big ol’ smooch right on top o’ my noggin’!

Now daz wut I’m talkin’ ‘bout dog!  O0


Sarge well done mate. The girl must've been smitten by the Sly charm O0

Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: AndrewDockery on August 22, 2007, 03:28:13 PM
Right on Sgt Pate ! thats what Im talking about. That makes the Sly lifestyle worth it. O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: McSlick on August 31, 2007, 10:54:21 AM
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !
Dude...you have got to find a female. :/O  I lovet the rubs too, but it ain't even close to se.....may be cou be called a litle 4 play, but it ain't sex.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: nomad on October 07, 2007, 10:30:03 PM
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!!  lol!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: theebaldguy on October 29, 2007, 10:26:10 AM
Over 4 years being slick, and I've had only one head rub, from a very intoxicated woman I used to work with. Too bad she's half my age.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: nomad on October 29, 2007, 10:50:53 AM
I just got my first head rub from someone other than me and it was awesome :@`

thats all I got to say about that(for now)
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: xr2 on November 16, 2007, 11:35:17 AM
Bald men and pregnant women have it in common!  Total strangers walk up and just put their hands on you.  WTF, man?  Granted, I mind a lot less if it's an attractive woman.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on November 16, 2007, 11:51:50 AM
Bald men and pregnant women have it in common!  Total strangers walk up and just put their hands on you.  WTF, man?  Granted, I mind a lot less if it's an attractive woman.

LOL!  THat's the same thing I told my wife when she was complaining about poeple coming up and touching her belly when she was pregnant.  I said, "how do you think I like it when random people touch my head?"

She replied, "You love it when it's a hot girl."

My reply, "um, um, what store we going into?"
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Marz on November 16, 2007, 12:29:24 PM


LOL!  THat's the same thing I told my wife when she was complaining about poeple coming up and touching her belly when she was pregnant.  I said, "how do you think I like it when random people touch my head?"

She replied, "You love it when it's a hot girl."

My reply, "um, um, what store we going into?"

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Too funny Tyler
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on November 16, 2007, 01:19:09 PM
Over 4 years being slick, and I've had only one head rub, from a very intoxicated woman I used to work with. Too bad she's half my age.
Don't get me wrong, but "half my age"!!! Get used to it you probably look a LOT younger Sly. Enjoy!  Live a little!.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Bald_freak on November 16, 2007, 02:08:53 PM
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!!  lol!

 :*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn  :*))

sorry I couldn't resist
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: nomad on November 16, 2007, 07:10:02 PM
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!!  lol!

 :*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn  :*))

sorry I couldn't resist

With my hours, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...


Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Tyler on November 16, 2007, 09:14:29 PM
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!!  lol!

 :*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn  :*))

sorry I couldn't resist

With my hours, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...





TMI!   !@!@
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: nomad on November 17, 2007, 06:12:33 PM
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!!  lol!

 :*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn  :*))

sorry I couldn't resist

With my hours, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...





TMI!   !@!@

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: ShavedJoey on November 18, 2007, 06:25:31 AM
I've yet to experience the random head rub.  It looks like I am missing out... :'(
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: nomad on November 18, 2007, 08:34:12 PM
Give it time it'll happen...but you have to leave your house every so often j/k :*))
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: xnewyawka on November 19, 2007, 10:28:44 AM
This week I finally got my first head rub/touch!, and boy was it nice. Very unexpected the first time.
 O0   :@`
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: sgbsteve on December 21, 2007, 08:56:22 AM
The random head rub is the best!  And after about 4 years sly I still find myself rubbing it while watching tv or sitting in the office.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: warhawk on December 21, 2007, 08:58:32 AM
sbgsteve....welcome 2 the sly fraternity.  post up in the INTRODUCTION section of the forum so that we can give ya a  proper welcome. O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on December 21, 2007, 12:25:32 PM
I just got back from the bank and got my head rubbed twice by the tellers....i was like hey now thats what i call your full service banking center...they all just laughed...lol
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: dinosaur on January 08, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
i love the head rub! i shaved my head once before in high school (swim team thing, shaved evvverything) and loved when people, including my then-girlfriend, rubbed it.

last month i clipped my hair w/ as short as it would go (testing the "sly" waters) and even then the chicks would just run up to me at parties and rub all over.

now that i'm fully sly, the rubs keep coming. i could tell that my guy friends wanted to touch it but were a little apprehensive about it so i just said "c'mon touch it! it feels amazing!" and they cracked up as they, too, touched it. it's just one of those things you cant resist.

my plan now, though, as i head back to school is to charge the ladies a "kiss-on-the-cheek" fee for touching it. i mean... it is my head, just because it's bald doesn't mean you have free access to touch it. yes, yes this seems like a great idea indeed.  ^-^
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: theebaldguy on January 08, 2008, 07:56:03 PM

my plan now, though, as i head back to school is to charge the ladies a "kiss-on-the-cheek" fee for touching it. i mean... it is my head, just because it's bald doesn't mean you have free access to touch it. yes, yes this seems like a great idea indeed.  ^-^

Sounds like a good plan, dinosaur...let us know how it goes. ;)

And by the way, welcome aboard.  O0
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PBurke on January 09, 2008, 09:27:48 AM
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Paul on January 09, 2008, 11:10:10 AM
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha

He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: PBurke on January 09, 2008, 11:13:19 AM
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha

He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha


oh yeah, like YOU would make a fortune.........
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Paul on January 09, 2008, 11:14:26 AM
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha

He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha


oj yeah, like YOU would make a fortune.........

MORE than enough to retire on!!!!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on January 09, 2008, 01:04:14 PM
This week I finally got my first head rub/touch!, and boy was it nice. Very unexpected the first time.
 O0   :@`
  Oh hell xnew....I thought that was my ass i was scratchin....glad you liked it though! LOL
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Timmay on January 09, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha

He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha
  Oh hell you both are fighting over peanuts.....give it to me....if you are going to start something...no reason to start it half ass.......LOL
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Runningman586 on August 17, 2021, 08:06:50 PM
I've recently started back up shaving my head and my girlfriend can't keep her hands off my head. I guess she has fallen in love with the smooth feel like I have! My bald head is here to stay for a bit lol. She has asked me to keep it freshly shaveed for her so it's smooth and shiny lol.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: reddog on August 18, 2021, 06:28:20 AM
Every man's dream! You are one lucky man, my friend. Now, if she asks if she can shave your head for you......
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Runningman586 on August 18, 2021, 07:08:07 AM
@reddog that would be something lol! Yeah just last night she was like im pretty sure you have one of the most shiny and smooth heads I've ever seen. To be fair had just shave it so it captured literally every kind of light shined on it but still lol.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: reddog on August 18, 2021, 07:14:35 AM
I have a naturally shiny head too. After shaving, I splash cold water on my head and apply some witch hazel. After it dries, I look in the mirror and understand why they call guys "chrome dome". Unbelievable shine!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Runningman586 on August 18, 2021, 07:27:21 AM
Yeah im finally understooding that nickname too. I've seen other guys with super shiny heads that almost look like glass, but I never thought that would be me too.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Razorhead on August 20, 2021, 07:10:15 AM
Nothing like a shiny glass dome. I use aloe gel to buff my dome. I have to give witch hazel a try!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: BaldBlindAt20 on August 20, 2021, 08:14:33 AM
One of the best advantages of being bald is the random head rub.  I never realized how much women love rubbing their hand over a bald man's head until I started shaving.  There's been several times that I've been sitting in a bar with my buddies and had a chica rub my head in passing.  Just makes you want to grin  ;D

Yeah although I have a buzzcut, it is just uncanny how much people love to rub your head :D
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: clint902 on August 20, 2021, 03:17:08 PM
The only one that rubs my head is me.  I just have one of those heads I suppose.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Razorhead on August 30, 2021, 08:39:06 PM
I have a naturally shiny head too. After shaving, I splash cold water on my head and apply some . After it dries, I look in the mirror and understand why they call guys "chrome dome". Unbelievable shine!

@reddog this is great advice. I tried the witch hazel and the dome has a nice shine to it. Plus its a good astringent and feels great on the skin when applying it. Helps with any razor burn. Thanks!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: reddog on August 31, 2021, 06:03:38 AM
@Razorhead , glad it worked for you. One more thing, I keep my Witch Hazel in the refrigerator. Tells even better on a freshly shaved head!
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Razorhead on September 07, 2021, 04:22:44 AM
@reddog  I have to give that a try with the fridge. I also take a nickel sized amount of aloe gel and squirt some  witch hazel onto it and mix it in my hands to apply to my head. You get a good shine that way too.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: reddog on September 07, 2021, 06:05:37 AM
@Razorhead , yes, when I first started shaving, I had alot of irritation, so I made my own lotion. It was about 80% witch hazel, 20% aloe, and a few drops of tea tree oil. It worked great and left a great shine.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: Laser Man on September 08, 2021, 01:26:10 PM
Regarding head rubs, I had an interesting situation.  There was a woman from my company's DC office who would come the corporate headquarters several times a year for management meetings.  I would be in those meetings and at breaks, etc., she would pass behind me and give me a quick headrub.  Turns out I met her husband at the company holiday party and he shaves his head!  She said she hoped I wasn't offended that she just found the quick rub to be irresistible.
Title: Re: The Head Rub!
Post by: clint902 on September 08, 2021, 03:51:46 PM
My wife likes to slap my head.  I don't like it when she does that.