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Discussions About Being Bald => Advantages and Disadvantages to being Bald => Topic started by: Noner on December 21, 2006, 03:02:16 PM
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Yes a disadvantege to being bald is that you no longer go to the stylist or hair salon to get a haircut. There was always a cute young girl that washes your hair and if you had a good day she was wearing a low cut shirt!
When I was a young lad, I made sure to get a lot of cuts in the summer!
She always smelled so nice.
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Too bad there wasn't a place where I can sit in a chair and get a head rub.
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Set up an appointment for a massage!!!
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Too bad there wasn't a place where I can sit in a chair and get a head rub.
Um...I'm sure you could find a place in NY that would let you pay for that...I think it's owned by a guy named Rick.
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rick wears a purple velvet suit.
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As long as he smells like peaches, I'm in!
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There's a place near here (actually next town west), that gives massages, sports therapy, etc. Their brochure listed scalp massages. I think it was like $7-$10.
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As long as he smells like peaches, I'm in!
ok i am scared.
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There's a place near here (actually next town west), that gives massages, sports therapy, etc. Their brochure listed scalp massages. I think it was like $7-$10.
Is it a hot lay-day whom is well endowed?
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I know who the owner is, she's not hot. Now I don't know who else works there, though.
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Is it a hot lay-day whom is well endowed?
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It doesn't seem right to call a lay-day "well endowed". It these times of political correctness, I would suggest referring to her as an attractive "Breasted American".
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or you could say she has " TIG OLD BITTES "
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And if she is really "endowed", it is more politically correct to refer to her as "Pectorally Superior". I'm just trying to keep all you SBG's out of trouble with the PC police.
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I like tig bits !
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I like tig bits !
Rob, you're on your own with the PC Police on that one !!
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You're cracking me up Shcro!! ;) :D ;D
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I don't think I'm in Noner's class, but I am a pretty funny guy.....just ask me!
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What about a "gifted" breasted american?
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Very nice, Pig Pen.
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Thanks Schro, I try...at least sometimes anyway
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What about a "gifted" breasted american?
HA! ;D
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I like tig bits !
I second that opinion. Any oppose????
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I like tig bits !
I second that opinion. Any oppose????
NOPE
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motion carries
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motion carries
no, this is where we all toast our miller lite's(a better beer should be used instead) and say Man Law!
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I vote for Shiner, and we say Bald Law!
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Cool, I'll call Nancy Pelosi and see if we can get a Congressional Bill on the books saying big tits are in. Given she's from San Fran-sicko, I'm sure she would endorse it! And I can guarantee Ted Kennedy, "Bill"ary Clinton, and the other left-wingers would heartily endorse it. Plus, Rosie O-Doughnut would blab it all over "The View". I think we can get this grass roots campaign going.
BIG TITS IN 2007...SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN! (the only rhyming I could come up with).
Sorry, I know mentioning political ideologies is not popular, but it can be funny.
Later,
Schro
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I vote for Shiner, and we say Bald Law!
that works. I had shiner on new years, it was very good.
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Cool, I'll call Nancy Pelosi and see if we can get a Congressional Bill on the books saying big tits are in. Given she's from San Fran-sicko, I'm sure she would endorse it! And I can guarantee Ted Kennedy, "Bill"ary Clinton, and the other left-wingers would heartily endorse it. Plus, Rosie O-Doughnut would blab it all over "The View". I think we can get this grass roots campaign going.
BIG TITS IN 2007...SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN! (the only rhyming I could come up with).
Sorry, I know mentioning political ideologies is not popular, but it can be funny.
Later,
Schro
LMAO.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we have the first Bald Law in the books.
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Cool, I'll call Nancy Pelosi and see if we can get a Congressional Bill on the books saying big tits are in. Given she's from San Fran-sicko, I'm sure she would endorse it! And I can guarantee Ted Kennedy, "Bill"ary Clinton, and the other left-wingers would heartily endorse it. Plus, Rosie O-Doughnut would blab it all over "The View". I think we can get this grass roots campaign going.
BIG TITS IN 2007...SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN! (the only rhyming I could come up with).
Sorry, I know mentioning political ideologies is not popular, but it can be funny.
Later,
Schro
That was damn funny Schro
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Thanks, Pig.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we have the first Bald Law in the books.
Actually, we have a whole thread of Bald Man Laws ;D ;D ;D :D :D 8) 8)
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827 (http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we have the first Bald Law in the books.
Actually, we have a whole thread of Bald Man Laws ;D ;D ;D :D :D 8) 8)
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827 (http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827)
I stand corrected. My apologies!!
Just add the new to the sacred scrolls!!!
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we have the first Bald Law in the books.
Actually, we have a whole thread of Bald Man Laws ;D ;D ;D :D :D 8) 8)
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827 (http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg827#msg827)
I thought we had that somewhere...
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
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The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
Sound reasoning, for sure....but even after I lose the next 11 lbs...I'll still be 238 lbs.
LOL....I did practice different ways to stand on our digital scale to influence the weigh in (i.e. leaning way forward, way back.....to the left, right etc...) But that dang thing is a quality scale and wouldn't be fooled!!
Nancy is warming up very nicely, so I don't want to spoil that by "welching." This morning she watched the instructive video on the HeadBlade website. She's taking interest in using her skin care knowlege and applying it to my shaved noggin. So we're movin' along nicely and amicably.
If however, in response to my efforts, she remained inflexible....frowning and keeping her arms folded about the whole thing. I would shave TONIGHT.
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If however, in response to my efforts, she remained inflexible....frowning and keeping her arm folded about the whole thing. I would shave TONIGHT.
That would be me! You don't like it? How about this!
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Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
I'd like to pose an amendment to the above law.
Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) I propose that the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession.
The more public this can be administered the better.
Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentently, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
The size of the fight in the dog is what matters not the size of the dog. In this case replace dog with human... ;D
I'm 5'9 185-190 and it doesn't matter to me(obviously not skinny, but not tall either). Never has honestly.
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
Ever since Schro posted this...I've been thinking more and more about it. As long as I.....WE can come up with something that still holds me accountable to some sort of mutual agreement.....but of course includes my shaving on the FRONT END.
Like, if I'm not at the gym at least 3 times per week and losing an average of 1.5 lbs per week (not that hard), then I have to let it grow back until I achieve the original 15 lbs loss. HHHhhhmmmm.
There are these winter boots she's been wanting. HHHhhhmmmm.
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
"....Gad! I'm _such_ a GENIUS!....Wile E. Coyote, SUPER genius..."
'member that?
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
"....Gad! I'm _such_ a GENIUS!....Wile E. Coyote, SUPER genius..."
'member that?
starring your wife as the roadrunner, who always wins. Sounds accurate to me. ;D
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Oh yeah, I miss those Saturday morning cartoons
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"that has a nice ring to it, Wyle E. Coyote ............ SUPER GENIUS".
Yeah, that and a salad bowl size serving of Sugar Smacks and it made for a good start to any Saturday. Yes you young guys, they were actually called Sugar Smacks back then when us kids went outside for exercise instead of sitting at the TV all day exercising our thumbs with PS3, XBox, etc etc.
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Oh yeah, I miss those Saturday morning cartoons
I'm convinced you never out grow cartoons. Some stuff is just always funny. Like bugs bunny vs elmer fudd.
Or porky pig vs daffy duck.
sylvester vs tweety, and so on.
One of the best cartoons involved daffy, bugs and elmer. It was one where it was hunting season, and bugs sees it's rabbit season. But he runs into daffy, and they go back and forth between rabbit season/duck season, and daffy gets his beak blasted by elmer about 10 times.
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"that has a nice ring to it, Wyle E. Coyote ............ SUPER GENIUS".
Yeah, that and a salad bowl size serving of Sugar Smacks and it made for a good start to any Saturday. Yes you young guys, they were actually called Sugar Smacks back then when us kids went outside for exercise instead of sitting at the TV all day exercising our thumbs with PS3, XBox, etc etc.
Were they made by kelloggs? Because they have a cereal called smacks with the frog on the box.
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi129.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp237%2FDVauthrin%2Fsmacks.jpg&hash=50a9805d514ab65bdd7fd247fbaaea21dad59361)
I have had those myself. I also like Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, Corn Pops, Golden Grahams, Honey Nut Clusters, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Mini Wheats
However since I mainly like to snack on cereal, the best snack cereal imho....
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi129.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp237%2FDVauthrin%2Fcrispix.jpg&hash=0466316e1a3f99f3112e95615d314a8163fd4089)
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Actually, it was Sugar Crisps made by Post. Their character was "Sugar Bear". Not to be confused with Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch.
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Oh yeah, I miss those Saturday morning cartoons
Thank God for cable - I can still see them at night. The stuff kids have now is not worth a flip
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i had my youngest hooked on boomerang for awhile. looney toons, pink panther, all the good stuff i watched as a kid.
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I remember Sugar Bear
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Can't get enough of them sugar crisp :)
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I think a good cartoon never goes out of style -- whatever a persons age may be. You can't beat the Looney Tunes or the older Pink Panthers. Remember the time when you went to a movie and you saw Bugs, a three stooges short or a Pink Panther cartoon before the featured film?
Now you get to sit through previews and commercials. Ah well that's progress for you :D
Sugar Crisps? All I have to do is hum or sing the jingle and my wife will be whistling it or humming it for a week >:D