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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Entertainment/Events/Music/Movies => Topic started by: buddha on May 18, 2009, 06:25:57 AM

Title: 1,000 ways to die on Spike TV
Post by: buddha on May 18, 2009, 06:25:57 AM

So yesterday (Sunday) I had some down time and I turned on Spike TV. This show called "!,000 Ways To Die" was on and right at the point where I turned it on the death they were showing was some scumbag who bought a cow heart from a meat packing plant, brought it home, connected it to a car battery, and began to.....how to put this in a way that is acceptable for this forum.....SCREW IT! I guess the 12 volts dc that he was getting from the car battery wasn't enough to help him get to where he wanted to be so Zippy the Pinhead found a way to plug it into 120 volts ac. When he "engaged" it zapped HIS heart and killed him.
This is The Darwin Effect at its best. This dude is definitely better off. :*)) O0 :/O :D

And the world is a better place.

Title: Re: 1,000 ways to die on Spike TV
Post by: Mikekoz13 on May 18, 2009, 10:26:32 AM

There are so many things I could say about this that are just way too inappropriate!!! :*))

Title: Re: 1,000 ways to die on Spike TV
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on May 18, 2009, 10:39:08 AM

and judging by the lack of replies, i think everyone feels the same way. haha

Title: Re: 1,000 ways to die on Spike TV
Post by: DuffRyder17 on May 18, 2009, 11:14:26 AM

wowzers, that is dumb.
why??? why would anyone want to do that?