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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #240 on: March 17, 2009, 10:19:28 PM »
.....while Timmj is changing or putting his clothes on, lets take off down that away.  Ty and Malou can go off in that direction.  Meet down at the square and we will hitch a ride to the bus station.  We will buy the tickets and have them ready.  Meanwhile, Timmj will be lost.  He will undoubtedly go in the wrong direction so that will buy us some time.  Ty and Malou, as you go past the street market, pick us up some snacks on the way.  They all split and go their seperate ways heading to the market and the bus ticket office.  Timmj tries to figure out how in the hell he is going to get these shorts on.  Hell he can barely just get one leg in them.  Finally he just gives up and puts on the hawaiian shirt ( it hangs long and covers most up)  He looks around and doesnt see anyone.  He is in a panic.  He doesnt know his way around this city.   Timmj just begins walking and figures that he will just take care of himself.  He notices a big flashing light up ahead.  He can just barely make out the wording.  The sign seems to say "IN HERE"....????  Really questioning this sign, Timmj decides to walk over to the sign.  It is somewhat pointing downward ...down a stairwell that goes beneath the side walk.  TImmj looks around and doesnt notice that this is a subway. What could be down here he asks himself?  Timmj takes steps down about 4 steps and turns and goes back.  He looks down into the stairwell ...wondering if he should follow thru. He gets a glimpse of a bald guy walking past the entrance.  Dressed in a long black coat, dress pants, white shirt and tie...sunglasses.  As the man makes his way down teh stairwell, he looks back at Timmj and motions for him to follow.  Timmj braves it and puts all his fears aside.  He runs down the steps and rounds a corner to the right. it is very very dim in there and smoky.  Timmj is not likign this at all.  HE notices a bathroom off to the left so Timmj ducks in.  Timmj is petrified.  No movement...just standing their with his ......................

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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #241 on: October 14, 2009, 02:17:24 PM »
............mouth hanging open.  Complete confusion, thinkign to himself...All I was doing was going for a walk.  How did all of this happen?

He reaches down, picks up his jelly filled donut off the park bench and continues his on his walk thru the park, singing loudly to the tune of........................

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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #242 on: October 14, 2009, 08:03:44 PM »
..."Take It Easy", by The Eagles.  At that point, Timmay entered through a tear in the vortexx of time and space and ended up "Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. When a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowed down to take a look at him.  At this point, Timmay was taking it easy.  Little did he know that this girl was the President of the "Women Who Think Sly Bald Guys Are Hott".  At this point, Timmay knew he had the get the Sly Guys in touch with this gal.  So he got all the participants from the Sly Bald Con 2009 together, along with some others like Marsh and Time 2 Shine.  So a plan was hatched to combat the negative publicity generated by the likes of Janet and her ilk.  So they decided to......

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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #243 on: January 18, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »
Get the President of "Sly Bald Guys are Hott".  She then organized a big rally in Sturgis, South Dakota right after the big biker gathering.  In fact, a lot of the bikers are sly guys themselves.  So there was a lot of "Sly Synergy" going on there.  Fun was had by all.  In fact a plan was devised by the biker sly guys to get Janet out of the way.  So they finally found Janet in her native Canada chowing down some donuts at the neighbourhood Tim Horton's donut shop.  Even though they were sly, they dazzled her with their charm.  They also paid for prozac for her, plus a visit to a fat farm and intensive counseling.  Janet  finally got her life together and no longer pestered sly guys.  With that, Tyler and the gang at Sly Bald Guys were able to live their lives in peace.  The world was now a much happier and balder place.  So that is the end of our story.  Happy slyness to all and to all a good night!
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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #244 on: June 11, 2019, 03:05:27 PM »
This story can not end!!

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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #245 on: June 12, 2019, 06:22:41 PM »
This story could end , but before it does . Was wondering if anyone has any idea what Janet is doing lately ?
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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #246 on: June 13, 2019, 01:14:31 AM »
I'm pretty sure @Timmay will give us an update on Janet.
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Re: The never ending story....maybe
« Reply #247 on: July 10, 2019, 06:52:17 PM »
Well, Janet, after becoming healthy, ended up being a weight loss counselor and health coach and ended up marrying and had three daughters.  Plus she also had an older stepdaughter, Belinda, who ended up working at a upscale barbershop called Xcellent Cuts, which specializes in traditional barbershop services.  But it also offers headshaving services and beard care.  With this, Janet totally turns over a new leaf and forever is an advocate for balding men to shave their head.  Marshall, in the meantime, grows a large beard and becomes Santa but also loses weight at the same time!  Timmay, on the other hand, heads into 7-Eleven and get a Slurpee and some Hostess Donettes and......