You mentioned looking old. The funny thing is, when I was in my 40's with a full head of gray and white hair, and a white goatee, I would frequently be offered a "senior citizens" discount at restaurants. Now that I have a shaved head and large beard (that I keep dyed), I am never offered the discount.
Another newbie question: what does "sly" mean? Why is it called Sly Bald Guys?