The never ending story....maybe

[Timmay]

Hey just see where this goes...i dunno...may be something stupid but oh hell give it a try...

Just keep adding to this story line.

One day after I finished shaving my head, feeling good about myself, I went for a walk..........

[tomgallagher]

And felt this cool breeze gently flowing over my tanned sly skull.

[Kajun]

then i reached up to feel my freshed scraped noggin and realized i had missed a spot!!!!

[Razor X]

Then I saw some other guy walking down the street.  He had a perfectly smooth, slick dome and I felt so jealous as I once again rubbed the rough spot that I'd missed.

[SLYinKC]

I knew at that moment that I must do 2 things:  first I must take care of the spot that I missed and then I must not allow someone else to have a smoother or more perfect dome than I.  So,  I quickly returned home and took care of the rough spot that I missed.  Now what to do about that other guy.  I cannot allow such a perfect head to be seen and continue to make mine look inferior.  I sat and pondered what to do...

[marshd1000]

But before I had a chance to do something sinister to that guy, he tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and got a big cut on his head.  After that he couldn't shave for awhile.  But at this point, I knew I had a problem, so I went to get counseling and intervention from Dr. Phil.....

[Robmeister]

...But he was too damn expensive.  So I went instead to Walmart and went to the sports department and asked for a shotgun, some ammo and a ski mask....

[Timmay]

So I had to come up with a way to raise the money.  I return to the park bench and sat there as I see other Sly guys walk by.  A few would stop and comment on how smooth my head was and the shine...they didnt dare take off their sunglasses.

[Razor X]

My plan was to take this guy hostage and keep him locked up in my basement for a few weeks until his hair grew back.  But then what??

[SLYinKC]

I must find a way to stop him from ever shaving again.  Cutting off his arms seemed a little too drastic.. And then it occurred to me...

[PBurke]

maybe i can feed him no doz and make him watch infomercials about hair loss until he loses his mind and never wants to shave again. so i head to the store with him in my basement. while at the store, i........

[Paul]

Am approached by a really hot chick who offers those perfume samples.  She comments on my shining dome, gives me a head rub and says....

[Robmeister]

....she says, "Yer a friggen idiot, man!"   Needless to say, this was not what I expected her to say and it REALLY messed with my confidence.   

So I began to weep bitterly, recalling I've got this dude in my basement and thinking, "WTF is this all for anyway?"

So as I wept and heaved convulsively it suddenly dawned on me......

[PBurke]

i am naked in front of all these people. and crying like a baby. so head over to......

[Robmeister]

...my mom's house.  She sees me standing there butt nekked with tears running down my cheeks and says, "Yer a friggen idiot, man."

Fighting mightily to preserve whatever shred of composure and dignity I can muster, I decide it would be best at this point to.....