Um, strippers and my shaved dome is a combo made in heaven. that is all i will say
We have a lot of band members here. If we all get together sometime, we'll have to bring our instruments to jam with. Though, it's a lot easier for me to bring a harmonica than to bring a set of drums.
I'm not in a band, but I've been playing the harmonica for a while now.
What do you know! I play the harmonica (diatonic) too! Although I've been slacking practice lately.
What harmonicas do you play / prefer? I like the Suzuki ones (got myself a "Firebreath" with hardwood body a few months ago...hooo, fiery) and I prefer cheap plastic bodied Hohners for practice (no need to replace the reeds).
Anyone have any good head rub stories lately?
Anyone have any good head rub stories lately?
Welll.......since you requested it ....quite some time ago, probably right when i first shaved it clean, I went to a bachelor party...the girls started out pretty calm (it was at a house)...then it heated up and the girls started "launching things" out of certain areas and it kind of got crazy...then the girl starts getting the audiance involved....looked over at me and said....
"I gotta sit on that thing" , and proceeded to grind her little heart (and you know) away on my slick bald head....very fun!
is that a good one?
I had an interesting head rub last night.
My wife and I were on the way back from my parents house (4 hours from my house) where we spent the weekend. We stopped to get dinner and when it was time to pay I went up to the cashier. She noticed my new military green SBG shirt and commented on how she liked it. I then explained what Sly Bald Guys is and handed her my check card. When I bent down to sign the receipt she hesitantly put her hand on my head and started rubbing it. Then said "it's so smooth." I said, "thank you," handed back the receipt, and turned around tomake sure my wife wasn't charging hersee what my wife's reaction was. I don't think she noticed.
Head Rubs rule!!!
Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...
...after all...
...it was from BaldRob! :-[
Head Rubs rule!!!
Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...
...after all...
...it was from BaldRob! :-[
Do you need therapy now?
Scarred for life I am... $#**THead Rubs rule!!!
Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...
...after all...
...it was from BaldRob! :-[
Do you need therapy now?
I need it just from hearing about it. ;D :D ;D
Women are really taking a liking to the sly dome. It's become a decent conversation topic for me too. Glad I made the decision to shave it. Seems like every girl I talk to (including friend's girlfriends) are obsessed with it. They know they want to rub it haha.
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem. It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it.
All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that. I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.
Anything like this happen to anyone else?
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem. It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it.
All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that. I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.
Anything like this happen to anyone else?
If not the highlight real...15 seconds of fame on the JUMBOTRON!I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem. It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it.
All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that. I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.
Anything like this happen to anyone else?
Never had that issue with mascots. I think I would make the highlight real if it did.
Head Rubs rule!!!
Although my first one really sucked and I often have nightmares about it...
...after all...
...it was from BaldRob! :-[
I love the bald head rub just as much as everyone else but I have had a little problem. It seems like every time I go to a sporting event the Mascot sees my bald head like a beacon of light and I all of a sudden become the center of attention as they come a runnin' to rub it.
All was fun and games until about two weeks ago one of the mascots snuck up on me with glass cleaner and continued to shine my doem :x!......boy did he have it commin after that. I had to sick the four little kids in the row below me on him to finally get rid of him.
Anything like this happen to anyone else?
It made me spill my beer at first because I was not expecting it...
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.
yeah... you'll do that for awhile! 8)
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.
yeah... you'll do that for awhile! 8)
it's like a form of self love that you can do in public without having to worry about someone calling the police.
I gotta say that in the 4 days I've been sly, I've been doing my share of rubbing my own head.
Hey, if you can't be with the one you love .... love the one you're with. Since you're always with yourself, self-love is always acceptable.
Hell, I've even started yelling out my own name when I'm making love to my wife!!!
Hell, I've even started yelling out my own name when I'm making love to my wife!!!
And what name does Nancy shout out ? :-\
And what name does Nancy shout out ? :-\
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness. Now I know what you guys are talking about. :@`
Max
I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness. Now I know what you guys are talking about. :@`
Max
Way to go Max and Paul! Think you are right about something in the air. I've been SLY for over 2 months now and gotten a few head rubs...but the only doubter of my SLYNESS has been my wife. Today, after going for my first swim since going SLY, on the way home SHE FINALLY CAVED...I KNEW SHE LIKED IT! :@`I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness. Now I know what you guys are talking about. :@`
Max
Good going Max, two months!! Must be in the air..got MY first one Saturday...with a back massage...ahhhhhh the sly life.
Way to go Max and Paul! Think you are right about something in the air. I've been SLY for over 2 months now and gotten a few head rubs...but the only doubter of my SLYNESS has been my wife. Today, after going for my first swim since going SLY, on the way home SHE FINALLY CAVED...I KNEW SHE LIKED IT! :@`I just got my first head rub after 2 months of SLYness. Now I know what you guys are talking about. :@`
Max
Good going Max, two months!! Must be in the air..got MY first one Saturday...with a back massage...ahhhhhh the sly life.
The Head Rub of Yeah...... Love it Love it...... When I was Single and a Bar bum lol I used to get free drinks... people asked if they could rub my head , so i would joke and say you have to buy me a drink first, most people did!!! it was cool sh** !! I also had a drunk come up to me on the dance floor and lick my sweaty head!!!!!!!!
LMAO, That's how I meet my wife. She came up to me and licked my head at the local bar. I moved in with her the next day. My buddy(a fellow bald brother) asked me earlier in the evening why I hadn't shaved in a while. I told him I was outta blades. He gave me one and said "you wanna get lucky t-night. polish that s@#! up dude!"
I got my first head rub by two strangers just on Friday. I was at work and these two old ladies...after tellin me she had found a contractor standing in her living room butt naked she proceeded to rub my head saying how smooth it was. She then turned to her friend and said feel it..oh man it feels so nice and smooth...jezzz i cant get over how smooth and soft it is blah blah blah...and i was like ok you can stop now...as i was standing int eh front show room and had other customers watching lol
Yesterday got home early from work, after the shower to get the swet off and feel clean again from a long hot day.... I'm standing in the kitchen and one of my wifes daycare mom's... a real hottie and 25 yrs or better younger than me, see's my bald head for the first time.
Her comment was, "Oh Jon you are one hot guy with that bald head"
My wife looked at me with a smile, cuz she knows I'm her guy as we have been married now 25 yrs :@`
Head Rubs are a fact of life when the Bald Guyz FEMALE Street Team samples our products! It's all about the head!!Hey Head Bald Guy, when are you coming to Canada then?
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !
baldfreak.... amen, brother! O0The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !
Even better DURING sex ;D ;D ;D
OH YEAH! ;D I was at the restaurant last Wednesday evening and while waiting for my wife I was chatting with a really cute waitress. I paid her a compliment and just as she left to get my drink order she reached over and planted a big ol’ smooch right on top o’ my noggin’!
Now daz wut I’m talkin’ ‘bout dog! O0
The head rub is the greatest thing ever, next to sex, lol !Dude...you have got to find a female. :/O I lovet the rubs too, but it ain't even close to se.....may be cou be called a litle 4 play, but it ain't sex.
Bald men and pregnant women have it in common! Total strangers walk up and just put their hands on you. WTF, man? Granted, I mind a lot less if it's an attractive woman.
LOL! THat's the same thing I told my wife when she was complaining about poeple coming up and touching her belly when she was pregnant. I said, "how do you think I like it when random people touch my head?"
She replied, "You love it when it's a hot girl."
My reply, "um, um, what store we going into?"
Over 4 years being slick, and I've had only one head rub, from a very intoxicated woman I used to work with. Too bad she's half my age.Don't get me wrong, but "half my age"!!! Get used to it you probably look a LOT younger Sly. Enjoy! Live a little!.
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!! lol!
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!! lol!
:*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn :*))
sorry I couldn't resist
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!! lol!
:*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn :*))
sorry I couldn't resist
With my hours, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...
The only rub action I've got is from me, since I've been slick I've been working to much and not getting out much, god I need to get out!!! lol!
:*)) put down the mouse and step AWAY from the internet porn :*))
sorry I couldn't resist
With my hours, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...
TMI! !@!@
my plan now, though, as i head back to school is to charge the ladies a "kiss-on-the-cheek" fee for touching it. i mean... it is my head, just because it's bald doesn't mean you have free access to touch it. yes, yes this seems like a great idea indeed. ^-^
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha
He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha
damn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha
He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha
oj yeah, like YOU would make a fortune.........
This week I finally got my first head rub/touch!, and boy was it nice. Very unexpected the first time.Oh hell xnew....I thought that was my ass i was scratchin....glad you liked it though! LOL
O0 :@`
Oh hell you both are fighting over peanuts.....give it to me....if you are going to start something...no reason to start it half ass.......LOLdamn good idea indeed. can i borrow it? hahahahaha
He may let you borrow it, but you ain't gonna make much hahahaha
One of the best advantages of being bald is the random head rub. I never realized how much women love rubbing their hand over a bald man's head until I started shaving. There's been several times that I've been sitting in a bar with my buddies and had a chica rub my head in passing. Just makes you want to grin ;D
I have a naturally shiny head too. After shaving, I splash cold water on my head and apply some . After it dries, I look in the mirror and understand why they call guys "chrome dome". Unbelievable shine!