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Title: "It's easier to clean a hardwood floor..."
Post by: Mike on May 23, 2014, 01:26:07 AM

Some of you may remember me talking about my balding boss and how we banter back and forth. Working at a dairy can be pretty nasty at times, just because we work with livestock that poop all the time. The other day after my boss got done giving me a hard time about shaving my head and I gave him a hard time for not shaving his head, we were in the pit milking when one of the cows came in with the runs. It went everywhere and we both got it on our heads. I grabbed a wash rag, put sanitizer on it and wiped the manure off with no issues. Boss man had to run to the sink and wash his hair, then came back down complaining about how annoying it was. His wife saw the whole thing and just said "You know, it's a whole lot easier to clean a hardwood floor than it is to deal with getting all the manure out of a carpet." I laughed right away but it took him a few minutes to get it.

 I haven't ever heard that kind of comparison before but I think I might have to start using it.

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Post by: Mike E. P. on May 23, 2014, 05:03:21 AM

 ;D

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Post by: Papa Don on May 23, 2014, 05:43:19 AM

Priceless!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: baldOUfan on May 23, 2014, 10:28:12 AM

LOL

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Post by: schro on May 23, 2014, 11:22:47 AM

Awesome!

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Post by: Hingatao on May 23, 2014, 11:26:32 AM

The guy's wife nailed it perfectly!

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Post by: Razorhead on May 23, 2014, 11:49:31 AM

Great way of putting it!

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Post by: Cave Dweller on May 23, 2014, 12:49:18 PM

I like it!

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Post by: K5mow on May 23, 2014, 02:07:12 PM

Very cool.

Roger

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Post by: slymyke on May 23, 2014, 02:14:54 PM

 O0   Great story, Mike!   

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Post by: AJ Q-Ball on May 23, 2014, 02:56:34 PM

Lol! I love it!

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Post by: Sir Harry on May 23, 2014, 08:42:12 PM

LOL!

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Post by: Tyler on May 25, 2014, 12:53:10 AM

Sounds like the making of a t-shirt!

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Post by: baldjoeg on May 25, 2014, 06:15:59 PM

Hi Mike,

I love that story. Thanks for sharing it with us.

I wonder if He will consider shaving the dome after that incident?

You look great sly.

 O0 O0 O0

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Post by: wpruitt on May 27, 2014, 11:57:45 AM

Good one!  There is a great morale behind that story.