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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Cave Dweller on March 28, 2016, 02:24:11 PM

Title: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: Cave Dweller on March 28, 2016, 02:24:11 PM

One Sunday, a wife told her husband to stop watching the game and go to the store to buy a carton of milk, adding the instruction that if the store had avocados, to get six.
The husband sighed, but dutifully went.
He returned a short time later with six cartons of milk.
When his wife asked him why he bought that much, he simply replied, "They had avocados."

I like that guy!

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: Sir Harry on March 28, 2016, 02:28:47 PM

And the English language burns another victim!

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: Cave Dweller on March 28, 2016, 02:47:31 PM

And will the wife tell him to go to the store again during a game?

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: Sir Harry on March 28, 2016, 10:01:42 PM

Quote from: Cave Dweller on March 28, 2016, 02:47:31 PM

And will the wife tell him to go to the store again during a game?

If it were a Browns Jaguars game and nothing else was on, he might volunteer to go...I know I would.

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: mrzed on March 29, 2016, 04:36:19 AM

This sounds like a conversation at our house.

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: baldOUfan on March 29, 2016, 09:40:57 AM

I would do that.

Title: Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
Post by: agentfortyseven on March 29, 2016, 04:09:19 PM

Hahaha this is great! I'll have to keep this in mind cone football season