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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on February 05, 2007, 02:57:16 PM

Title: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: bmwgsa on February 05, 2007, 02:57:16 PM

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male of female.

Glad Freezer Bags: They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers: These are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.  They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot air Balloons: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: NESTYdPOGI on February 27, 2014, 02:23:53 AM

 :*))

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Cave Dweller on February 27, 2014, 08:01:00 AM

Also  :*))

Thank you for resurrecting this one.

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Y2KOTA on March 01, 2014, 09:07:31 AM

 ;D Thanks!!

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: davidcox on August 24, 2014, 05:42:06 AM

 :popo

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Hingatao on August 24, 2014, 03:47:07 PM

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it this morning!

Title: Re: Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Quiet_Dan on January 10, 2015, 03:20:03 PM

those were great! here's one other my grandfather used to say:

Ships: they are female, because they need to be painted up regularly to keep looking good!

he was a ship's captain