The never ending story....maybe

[marshd1000]

It was at this point, that Tyler, the founder of Sly Bald Guys, woke up from what was a strange and twisted dream.  Much like Bob Newhart waking up with Suzanne Pleshette at the last episode of Newhart....realizing that the Newhart show was bascially a dream and that he was still in Chicago and that he was not a innkeeper in Vermont.

So with this Tyler got up and out of bed and made breakfast for his lovely wife and started telling her about this dream.  "Honey....what does this dream mean.....I have marshmallows all over my hands.  By the way, is your friend, Janet, still working at the perfume counter at Nordstorm?  Just do me a favor, don't let any bald guys piss her off. Or have her piss them off.  Tell her not to overeat.  In this dream, she pissed off some Sly Guys and they fed her food and she just blimped up!!!!   I am serious....!!!!!!!  She went from being HOT to being NOT!!!!!!!!."

With that statment, Tyler's wife called up a dream specialist.   



TO BE CONTINUED??

[SBG Math Guy]

lollllllllll marshd1000  Posted on: Today at 10:45:52 PM 
 

Well i'm not going to ruin this story.  I will let somebody else do
the next part, but man I have been enjoying this so much. lol what a
great place to be.

[Robmeister]

Well the dream specialist was a complete idiot.....so not only did Malou (Tyler's lovely wife) want every penny of her money back, but this so-called "specialist" really screwed up Tyler's sleep patterns to the point where when Tyler gets up in the middle of the night to take a friggen leak, he ends up.....

[PE#1]

...."doing his business" in a flower pot in the corner of their room while singing zip-a-dee-doo-dah.  After a few weeks of this Tyler and his wife started to smell something coming from the corner.  Plus Tyler's wife couldn't understand why should could not get the song zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of her head.  So after investigating the room they threw the flower pot out figuring the smell was coming from one of the pets using the bathroom in it.  Well, the next day when they found the floor soaking wet in the corner of the room they were baffled.  So they thought the best thing to do was...

[marshd1000]

Get rid of Misha, the cat that they had been catsitting for Marshall.  Well, Marsh came and got Misha.  But the problem for Tyler and Malou continued.  The smell got worse.  So Malou set up a hidden camera and found that Tyler was sleepwalking and thinking that the corner where the flower pot had been was the bathroom.  Well, in the meantime, a cat box with clumping litter was set up for Tyler.  But this was not an acceptable solution.  So another dream specialist was called in.  After being analyzed, the specialist suggested that Tyler grow his hair back.  Tyler and Malou screamed.....OH NO!!!!!!!!!!  NOT THAT.  Since they were in crisis, they called in Rob, Timmay and Marsh for help to try to avert the crisis.  As they arrived at Tyler's household, Malou's friend from the Nordstrom perfume counter arrived with a confused look on her face.............

[Timmay]

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SEEN.  There are 5 sly guys walking in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and they have Janet up in the air.  She is knocking down street lights and taking top stories off of buildings.  The whole town is complete mess.  The guys thought that if they snag her on something it would let her air out...but instead as teh air rushed out there was a huge burst of air that sent them all flying.    Warhawk is hanging off of times square marquee...Pburke has his ass pushed thru the dunkin donuts sign.....SlyInKC has been blown thru the Victoria's secret living display window and has a pair of thongs wrapped around his head,  Time2shine was blown ontop of the Statue Of Liberty and he is up there singing some song from ...........

[marshd1000]

Just a pause in the story for clarification.  I am kind of confused Timmay, Janet (who is the perfume counter gal at Nordstrom) just walked in.  So what happened between that and her becoming a hot air balloon in the Macy's parade?

[Timmay]

i dunno i guess you had a brain fart

[marshd1000]

Well, Janet, Malou's friend from the Nordstrom perfume counter, was acting weird as she was referring to her self in the 3rd person.  But this was the result of being in shock over seeing herself represented as a balloon in the Macy's Parade.  All of a sudden Janet started to spazz out and said to Tyler, "you look terrible, just like those morons who were guiding that balloon in the Macy's Parade.'  "They were all BALD and were making fun of me!"  "Tyler, you need to grow your hair back....NOW!!!!!!"  With this Tyler and Malou were comforted by Rob, Timmay and Marsh, who took them on a trip to Florida to Miami so the influences to grow the hair back would be gone.  When they got there to go to the beach, they somehow strayed off the beaten path and found the local nude beach.  At this point, they were all in shock and in awe as Timmay threw the dreaded "red and whites" into the Atlantic Ocean screaming...."I'm free!!!!!!!!".  Meanwhile, Tyler, Malou, Rob and Marshall immediately got sick and had to hurl!!!!!!

[Timmay]

Timmay just kept running straight for the water in all his glory, he could see the guys back on shore.  He just couldnt hear what they were doing for the crashing of the waves onto the beach.  Timmay is starting to feel really odd when he notices people along the beach bending over and heaving.  Suddenly in the depths of the water..he can feel the temperature getting colder and colder.  The once crystal clear water started to turn a shade of dark brown then black.  The water begins to boil as it were hot.  Up out of the water surfaces this huge dark massive hunk of ..........JANET! she has seaweed and kelp all over her body and she is waving her arms in the air as if she was some sort of lochNess monster. Timmay standing there...cupping his lil pee pee...scared to death...turns to look at all the guys on shore.  AS he turns he and feel teh wind blowing across his back.  It felt funny...like somethign was on his back.  As he stands there...Janet burst out into laughter as Timmay is standing there.  Timmay is really confused at this time.  He reaches his arm behind him as much as he can and notices there is a huge patch of hair on his back. Timmay's eyes get as big as bowling balls as he discovers that the patch is in the form of .......................

[marshd1000]

a cryptic message.  It read, "Yul, you will be no more.  With intoxication of my minoxidil elixir.  You will have a growing hair fixer.  Bowling balls be gone.  Sly is so, so wrong.".  This message was sprouting all over the backside of Timmay's nude body.  Just the sight of that was already making people at the nude beach quite ill.  But when Tyler read that message, he screamed and was wishing he was back at home to do his thing in the cat box.  Meanwhile, Malou screamed at Janet and said, "Tyler was right...you were so hot, but now you are so NOT!!!!!!!!!".  At this point, Janet, Malou's former friend started to fling globs of wet sand at Malou, not realizing that Malou was also a Ninja Fighter, and a good one at that.  Malou was mad as hell for she realized that Janet had hexed Tyler and that is why he was having the bad dream and the "catbox/flowerpot" problem.  So with that, Malou did her first move on Janet, which was........

[Timmay]

she gently walked over to Janet.  Looking way up high to try to see her eye to eye.  Janet was so large standing there in front of Malou.  Malou wasnt going to back down...no not this time.  SHe was going to follow thru to protect her sweet innocent lil Ty.  Malou takes about 5 steps back...rakes her left foot as though she was a raging bull...and makes a fast approach to Janet.  As she nears Janet..she pulls her head down as though she was going to head butt Janet.  Right before contact with Janets knees  Malou ...makes an abrupt stop because.....

[marshd1000]

Her contact lenses got lost in the sand.

[Timmay]

But...Janet's friend , Wanita who works at the Waffle house came to the rescue.  While laying out in the sun munching on Dorito's notices something on her chip.  Its a contact! SHe jumps up and down all excited proclaiming that she found the "Golden Ticket"  she is going to go see Willy Wonka!

[marshd1000]

Janet, who has an extreme addiction to chocolate, gets distracted by this announcement of finding the Willy Wonka golden ticket.  Janet thinks that her and Wanita are going to visit the chocolate factory.  As this happened, Gene Wilder, who played Willy Wonka in the movie happened to be at the beach that day.  Janet then got into a conversation with "Willy Wonka".  Gene upon looking at Janet realized that Janet would really fit the role of Violet Beauregard, who had blimped into the giant blueberry in the original movie.  Just so happened that they were going to do a sequel to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.  So Janet was wisked off the nude beach in Miami and taken to Hollywood.  Meanwhile Malou, Ty, Robmeister, Timmay and Marsh, get the hell out of there to be as far from Janet as possible.  But with the economy being bad, they brainstorm on how to encourage slyness in this downturn.  Marsh, who thankfully throws the nude Timmay some tasteful shorts and a golf shirt whispers, in Robmeister's ear and says.......