My wife showed me the "Dear Abby" column in yesterday's newspaper. A woman had written in to say that she had fallen out of love with her boyfriend because he was going bald. She said he was doing a combover to try to hide his advancing baldness. Abby responded with a question: is she turned off by the baldness or the combover? If it's baldness, then it's time to move on. If it's the combover, she should talk to her boyfriend about doing something different. Interesting advice!
