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« on: November 15, 2006, 12:16:12 PM »
 what are some of the funny nicknames that you have gotten from hairy people. my life is a neverending stream of goofy names. i guess they think it will make me grow my hair back or something. who knows? owell i just wanted to hear some of your funny names that people have used.




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Re: nicknames
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 02:17:50 PM »
I get Mr. Clean a lot.  But not much else.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 02:32:53 PM »
i actually heard a new one yesterday. baldylocks. at least new to me. my name is paul so some guys at work rhyme paul and bald with everything they can think of. gets funny sometimes.


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Re: nicknames
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 03:29:56 PM »
I guess people tend to think all guys with shaved heads look alike. It was really pissing me off so I made a list of the top 5 people that I am mistaken for to clear up the confusion:

 

1.      I’m not Dave Attell though it is really freakin scary how we look alike



2.      I’m not Ed from Live. I can’t even play the guitar




 3.      I’m not in Simple plan and that guy pretends he’s me sometimes to get in to comedy clubs for free.



 
4.      I’m not Patrick Stuart though I did fly the enterprise at the Hilton in Vegas



 

5.      I’m not Ben Kingsley even though I am a Sexy Beast



 
And of course FU to everyone who says a joke about MR. Clean. It’s been done to death.



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Re: nicknames
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 04:07:41 PM »
LOL...that's great Noner!

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No, I was not married to J-Lo (but I would marry her) and my name is not Chris Judd





Definetly not Tim McGraw (I get this when I wear a hat)



I did once play Larry The Cable Guy for halloween - Get 'R' Done!





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Re: nicknames
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 05:44:54 PM »
I get Vin a lot.  It drives me nuts.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 05:51:03 PM »
I get Vin a lot.  It drives me nuts.

I can see that!
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Re: nicknames
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 05:55:01 AM »
yeah i can see vin too. hey tyler that was a pretty good larry. i have a reddish goatee so i get stone cold alot.


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Re: nicknames
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 10:09:59 AM »
My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.

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Re: nicknames
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2006, 02:21:19 PM »
My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.

I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
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Re: nicknames
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 02:21:47 PM »
Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"
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Re: nicknames
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 02:52:20 PM »
yessir. somebody called me ziggy earlier today. chrome dome, shiny top. hell one of the guys at work told me to put a hat on so a frost did not settle on "that thing". gets old. i need to find a way to make fun of them cause they have hair.


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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 03:35:24 PM »
I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
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Re: nicknames
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2006, 05:26:54 AM »
Though it doesn't make sense (and you must believe me, I have no idea why they came up with it),
but I have been called "Harry Hamster" and "Harry Balls"...

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Re: nicknames
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2006, 07:15:28 AM »
I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done.  Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.

You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics".   I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.

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