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Discussions About Being Bald => Advantages and Disadvantages to being Bald => Topic started by: tartanraven on September 22, 2013, 05:13:14 PM

Title: Better gas mileage
Post by: tartanraven on September 22, 2013, 05:13:14 PM: being bald means less wind resistance whilst driving a convertible...this improves gas mileage!!! Oh, and your hair doesn't get wet....just a quick squeegee with your spread thumb/forefinger gets the dome dry.
Title: Re: Re: Better gas mileage
Post by: MarshalArtist on September 22, 2013, 05:16:34 PM: Excellent insight! We're not bald. We're eco-friendly. ;)
Title: Re: Better gas mileage
Post by: Mikekoz13 on September 22, 2013, 05:44:32 PM: Agreed! We don't use as much water either because we have no hair to wash!!

A new slogan.... "Go SLY and help the environment!!".
Title: Re: Better gas mileage
Post by: tartanraven on September 22, 2013, 05:45:46 PM: Quote from: Mikekoz13 on September 22, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Agreed! We don't use as much water either because we have no hair to wash!!

A new slogan.... "Go SLY and help the environment!!".
Absolute genius that!
Title: Re: Better gas mileage
Post by: schro on September 22, 2013, 07:38:01 PM: Quote from: Mikekoz13 on September 22, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Agreed! We don't use as much water either because we have no hair to wash!!

A new slogan.... "Go SLY and help the environment!!".

Can we get a $500 million subsidy from the POTUS?
Title: Re: Better gas mileage
Post by: tartanraven on September 22, 2013, 07:55:04 PM: Quote from: schro on September 22, 2013, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on September 22, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Agreed! We don't use as much water either because we have no hair to wash!!

A new slogan.... "Go SLY and help the environment!!".

Can we get a $500 million subsidy from the POTUS?
hahahahaha