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Ask And You Shall Receive
« on: March 28, 2016, 02:24:11 PM »
One Sunday, a wife told her husband to stop watching the game and go to the store to buy a carton of milk, adding the instruction that if the store had avocados, to get six.
The husband sighed, but dutifully went.
He returned a short time later with six cartons of milk.
When his wife asked him why he bought that much, he simply replied, "They had avocados."

I like that guy!


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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2016, 02:28:47 PM »
And the English language burns another victim!
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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2016, 02:47:31 PM »
And will the wife tell him to go to the store again during a game?
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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2016, 10:01:42 PM »
And will the wife tell him to go to the store again during a game?

If it were a Browns Jaguars game and nothing else was on, he might volunteer to go...I know I would.
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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2016, 04:36:19 AM »
This sounds like a conversation at our house.



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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2016, 09:40:57 AM »
I would do that.

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Re: Ask And You Shall Receive
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2016, 04:09:19 PM »
Hahaha this is great! I'll have to keep this in mind cone football season

 



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