Author Topic: The Importance of Sentence Structure  (Read 2567 times)

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The Importance of Sentence Structure
« on: February 11, 2016, 03:28:50 PM »
A boss knew the company's budget required him to lay off somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because he likes them both.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning, and before going to her desk, stopped to get a drink at the cooler.

The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I'm sorry I did not discuss this with you before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"I am afraid it will have to be the latter," she responded. "I make it a point never to have affairs with my boss."

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Re: The Importance of Sentence Structure
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2016, 07:32:15 PM »
Pa dum pum!


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