Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tyler on October 11, 2006, 05:37:37 PM
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I saw the Miller commercial the other day and it made me think that we needed our own Bald Man Laws. I've come up with a few...but feel free to reply with your own.
Bald is better than combovers!
No man shall ever use the "combover" to cover up their bald head.
Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
If any bald man sees another bald man getting a sunburned dome, they should offer up sunscreen if they have some.
The only hair that should be allowed to grow on the scalp is hair that originated on the same scalp.
The only items that should be allowed to cover a bald man's head are a hat or cap, a do-rag, or a hood from a jacket or sweatshirt; hairpieces (rugs) are not permitted.
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lol I like where this is going and second these laws! hehe
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Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged :)
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lol agreed, BaldRob!
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always carry a bandanna or "sweat rag" as i like to call 'em
never be without a skull cap in the winter
and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
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Shaved headed men (BBC or balding) must offer responses to questions about their shaved head. They must offer responses encouraging balding men to shave off their fringe or thinning hair and letting them know the freedom to have a totally naked noggin.
Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".
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Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".
i prefer the "hey, we have the same barber!"
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and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!
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and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!
I love the cold on my bald melon!
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I love the cold on my bald melon!
Yeah, especially on a hot day or after working out... :o
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
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lol Bald el natural and quite proud... ;)
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.
Ditto!!!!! :P
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so i may have stolen my nickname from bald rob....but lostnfound TOTALLY stole his picture idea from ME!
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Oh crap...I didn't even notice that. That's funny! I'll have to change it!!
Okay...fixed.
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Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
I'd like to pose an amendment to the above law.
Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) I propose that the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession.
The more public this can be administered the better.
Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentently, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."
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Any Bald man with more than 2 lay-days must give up the extras to his fellow bald men. He may not give a lay-day to anyone with hair. (unless they are related)
If there are no suitable bald men for him to pass off the extra lay-days too, it is the duty of the man with the lay-days to keep them all entertained until a suitable man is in proximity and able to take the extras off his hand.
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second
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Here, Here!!
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motion passed.
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I'm sorry but hairpieces are fine if they are realistic human hair which is what I have.I paid over a thousand dollars for mine and I have gotten beautiful flattering comments from everyone. A hat or cap is fine too but I absolutely hate a doo rag.Those things are ugly and look low class. Guys look horrible in them.They look like Aunt Jemima wannabes.I have a friend who wore one once and I wanted to rip the thing right off his head.The only ones I usually see wear them are women and black men. I'd rather wear a good hairpiece than one of those ratty doo rags anyday.
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I'm sorry but hairpieces are fine if they are realistic human hair which is what I have.I paid over a thousand dollars for mine and I have gotten beautiful flattering comments from everyone. A hat or cap is fine too but I absolutely hate a doo rag.Those things are ugly and look low class. Guys look horrible in them.They look like Aunt Jemima wannabes.I have a friend who wore one once and I wanted to rip the thing right off his head.The only ones I usually see wear them are women and black men. I'd rather wear a good hairpiece than one of those ratty doo rags anyday.
if that makes you happy bro wear it.
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I'm sorry but hairpieces are fine if they are realistic human hair which is what I have.I paid over a thousand dollars for mine and I have gotten beautiful flattering comments from everyone. A hat or cap is fine too but I absolutely hate a doo rag.Those things are ugly and look low class. Guys look horrible in them.They look like Aunt Jemima wannabes.I have a friend who wore one once and I wanted to rip the thing right off his head.The only ones I usually see wear them are women and black men. I'd rather wear a good hairpiece than one of those ratty doo rags anyday.
if that makes you happy bro wear it.
I agree with Paul. Don, I just wouldn't expect many people here to feel the same way you do, real, $1000 hair or not.
All the guys here embrace their baldness - meaning that they don't try to use drugs, transplants, or hairpieces to cover it up. This doesn't mean you have to shave it, just not cover it up.
As for doo rags, there are several reasons guys wear them, especially for sports and wearing underneath a helmet. I also know several bald bikers that wear them; I'm pretty sure they aren't trying to be Aunt Jemima wannabes.
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@dm!n0
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any time you see a sly brother hitting on an ugly lay-day, take pictures and post them so we can all make fun of rob...er, him!
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@dm!n0
$#!zzle
damn, the second page of smileys are so cool.
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Well it comes down to personal choice. If someone wants to hide it with a $1000 hair piece or sumthin else then it's their choice. Personally i don't see the point but it's up to the individual at the end of the day. Whatever makes you happy then go with it.
However if covering up becomes an ongoing project which causes stress then you'd be better off just embracing baldness.
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As for doo rags, there are several reasons guys wear them...
I just ain't up on the headwear lingo......is this a "doo rag"?
If so....I think these are cool....this is one of the first "coverings" that came to mind when I was thinking of going Sly. Seems like they'd be good for working out as well.
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why cover your slyness though? I want to show it off, I only cover when it's cold. p!m*
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why cover your slyness though? I want to show it off, I only cover when it's cold. p!m*
Just as a cool accessory, Laddy ....something to absorb/wick sweat when working out.
By the way, 'tis 18* F outside here in Denver right now (*!@ (*!@
P.S. I hope "Laddy" isn't a demeaning term for a strapping, well grounded SlyGuy such as yourself. Just trying to come up with something Irish.
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Ok, makes sense. I prefer to go "naked" ... though something to catch the sweat when working out would be useful ... if I ever work out again :-[
What do you do, pump iron, circuit training, other sports?
P.S. I hope "Laddy" isn't a demeaning term for a strapping, well grounded SlyGuy such as yourself. Just trying to come up with something Irish.
not at all! :*))
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As for doo rags, there are several reasons guys wear them...
I just ain't up on the headwear lingo......is this a "doo rag"?
If so....I think these are cool....this is one of the first "coverings" that came to mind when I was thinking of going Sly. Seems like they'd be good for working out as well.
$#!zzle
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O0 h3ry3 I think we need to have an official Bald Man Laws document, possibly pocket sized, so that when we see a person with a bad combover or tupee we could hand them one as a way of enforceing the law and to spread the word. Of course it would also have to have the Sly Bald Guys logo and website address on it to point them in the right direction.
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O0 h3ry3 I think we need to have an official Bald Man Laws document, possibly pocket sized, so that when we see a person with a bad combover or tupee we could hand them one as a way of enforceing the law and to spread the word. Of course it would also have to have the Sly Bald Guys logo and website address on it to point them in the right direction.
maybe on the back of a business card?
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O0 h3ry3 I think we need to have an official Bald Man Laws document, possibly pocket sized, so that when we see a person with a bad combover or tupee we could hand them one as a way of enforceing the law and to spread the word. Of course it would also have to have the Sly Bald Guys logo and website address on it to point them in the right direction.
maybe on the back of a business card?
Yeh that's it!!!!
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What do you do, pump iron, circuit training, other sports?
W3!ght + !i#t + b!3r
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No there is no stress in always having to use a toupee as a cover up.Sometimes it's easier to just go natural and sometimes I miss hair and prefer to wear it when I do.I'm a very versatile person.I get tired of sticking with one look all the time.
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No there is no stress in always having to use a toupee as a cover up.Sometimes it's easier to just go natural and sometimes I miss hair and prefer to wear it when I do.I'm a very versatile person.I get tired of sticking with one look all the time.
i am versatile too. sometimes i use matte finish and sometimes i use glossy. sometimes i wear skull caps, sometimes i don't. if you are comfy with your hairpiece, then wear it. just don't get defensive about everything. this is a positive place to hang out. nobody wants to deal with people getting upset. we all joke with each other alot. most of us have embraced our bald look and love it(all the time). but the diversity is what makes this site so great. if anyone has a problem with someone else they are welcome to pm one of the moderators or tyler. the problem will be solved without everyone getting their panties in a knot (know offense magma). this post may sound harsh but it is not intended to be that way. simply blunt and to the point. thank you,
PAUL
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I think the site name is pretty clear. Sly Bald Guys. Two adjectives describing the one noun.
Obviously everyone is welcome, look at Rob. Sly bald guys is here for sly bald guys. The solution that is common for the group is to embraces the baldness and regain the power. The idea a toupee here with this group of guys embracing their baldness must can not rank very high on the scores.
@c3
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W3!ght + !i#t + b!3r
I work on my biceps a lot ... ahem ... b!3r
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one who is bald and does decided to grow ones hair as a donation to benifit those who are not able to grow hair ..should not be looked down at or frowned upon....I know several people who do this..they grow there hair to donate for a good cause...and no they do not get any money or compensation for it...
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one who is bald and does decided to grow ones hair as a donation to benifit those who are not able to grow hair ..should not be looked down at or frowned upon....I know several people who do this..they grow there hair to donate for a good cause...and no they do not get any money or compensation for it...
I completely agree! Especially if they are doing it for charity events such as St. Baldricks! O0
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Nicely said.Thanks for the input.I just wanted to let you know how I feel about things.
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one who is bald and does decided to grow ones hair as a donation to benifit those who are not able to grow hair ..should not be looked down at or frowned upon....I know several people who do this..they grow there hair to donate for a good cause...and no they do not get any money or compensation for it...
I completely agree! Especially if they are doing it for charity events such as St. Baldricks! O0
that is the only way i'd ever grow back hair, is to shave it for charity or like our church auction. And I too think it's way cool.
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Nicely said.Thanks for the input.I just wanted to let you know how I feel about things.
You're welcome. We're all unique and have our own opinions on things. Sly Bald Guys wouldn't be any fun if we were all the same people.
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I like how you think Tyler!
Smooth, positive and sly...
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Nicely said.Thanks for the input.I just wanted to let you know how I feel about things.
You're welcome. We're all unique and have our own opinions on things. Sly Bald Guys wouldn't be any fun if we were all the same people.
Yeh ther's a great mix of people here!! You guys and lady are all awsome!! O0 O0 O0
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The only laws for bald men I have devised are: 1) go "naked" (that is, bareheaded) and proud through the world, except when the weather necessitates wearing a hat or cap; 2) do everything possible to promote baldness--however achieved--and to affirm the bald image for adult men; 3) embrace and use on oneself tems such as "chrome dome," "slick pate," "bare noggin," "baldy" and anything else that suggests one's happiness with being bald; 4) shave daily or every other day to maintain the positive "rush" one experienced when shaving it all off for the first time; 5) resist with might and main the temptation to grow whatever one's got left back; and 6) accept and appreciate all the patting and kissing women accord men who are comfortable with their gleaming plates. Happily, we're not alone: have you noted the number of primetime actors, announcers, show hosts, meteorologists, pitchmen, and professionals--not to mention athletes, military personnel, and firefighters--who have adopted the look? It's about time our culture got over the long-haired adolescent look of the 1960s and 1970s. Mohammed Ali had a good idea when he tried to rip off Howard Cosell's rug years ago at a celebrity roast. Men wearing toupees or combovers should be stripped in public for falsifying adulthood to young guys who are concerned about losing their hair, a perfectly natural, indeed inevitable, phenomenon. I also think using a shiny head gloss to emphasize one's dome is a fine idea. Professor Melon ^-^ O0
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As usual, professor....excellent polemic!
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polemic!
you need to call dr noner aboout that sneeking thing buddy. >:D
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polemic!
you need to call dr noner aboout that sneeking thing buddy. >:D
Nothin' a little shotta penicillin won't clear up :XX (*!@ !*u%e
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Professor Melon, Men wearing toupees should not have them publicly stripped off.That is embarrassing and cruel. If someone ever did that to me I'd kick him in the balls as hard as I could. It is not falsifying adulthood to young guys concerned with hair loss.After all there are a lot of adult men that are lucky enough to keep their hair.If someone wears a hairpiece it is their choice and no idiot has the right to touch it.Also as far as Mohammed Ali trying to rip Howard Cosells hairpiece off,Ali is a big arrogant moron anyway.
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there are a lot of adult men that are lucky enough to keep their hair.
??? How is it lucky one way or the other to loss your hair? We're lucky to be healthy, cancer free, alive, eating with family. Take your pick of a thousand things to be luck for.
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there are a lot of adult men that are lucky enough to keep their hair.
??? How is it lucky one way or the other to loss your hair? We're lucky to be healthy, cancer free, alive, eating with family. Take your pick of a thousand things to be luck for.
Amen. Hair was given to us as a means of protection from the cold, just like fur for other animals.
Don, I don't want you to get offended when I say this, but what did you come here hoping to find? You clearly feel incomplete without hair, and I don't get the sense you are trying to wrap your mind around being bald before taking the plunge like others here. It almost seems akin to a hair transplant rep or user coming to this site, and freaking out when people are comfortable with having no hair, whether via MPB or by choice(as in my case).
Not that I myself(not speaking for everyone here) don't welcome a different viewpoint or anything, but the idea that adult men(and what constitutes an adult btw, because some people lose hair in high school) are lucky if they don't lose their hair is the exact opposite of what this website is all about having spent a great two months or so here. And i'm not sure you are going to be comfortable with that.
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Amen. Hair was given to us as a means of protection from the cold, just like fur for other animals.
Don, I don't want you to get offended when I say this, but what did you come here hoping to find? You clearly feel incomplete without hair, and I don't get the sense you are trying to wrap your mind around being bald before taking the plunge like others here. It almost seems akin to a hair transplant rep or user coming to this site, and freaking out when people are comfortable with having no hair, whether via MPB or by choice(as in my case).
Not that I myself(not speaking for everyone here) don't welcome a different viewpoint or anything, but the idea that adult men(and what constitutes an adult btw, because some people lose hair in high school) are lucky if they don't lose their hair is the exact opposite of what this website is all about having spent a great two months or so here. And i'm not sure you are going to be comfortable with that.
Very well put David!
Guys, our little boy is getting all grown up... :'(
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Amen. Hair was given to us as a means of protection from the cold, just like fur for other animals.
Don, I don't want you to get offended when I say this, but what did you come here hoping to find? You clearly feel incomplete without hair, and I don't get the sense you are trying to wrap your mind around being bald before taking the plunge like others here. It almost seems akin to a hair transplant rep or user coming to this site, and freaking out when people are comfortable with having no hair, whether via MPB or by choice(as in my case).
Not that I myself(not speaking for everyone here) don't welcome a different viewpoint or anything, but the idea that adult men(and what constitutes an adult btw, because some people lose hair in high school) are lucky if they don't lose their hair is the exact opposite of what this website is all about having spent a great two months or so here. And i'm not sure you are going to be comfortable with that.
Very well put David!
Guys, our little boy is getting all grown up... :'(
somebody buy that man a drink. good one dave
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What I really meant by some men are lucky enough to have their own hair was taken out of context. What I was saying was that if a balding young man sees an older man with his own full head of hair it's certainly not falsyfying adulthood as Professor Melon said. It's just that everyone is different with different genes.Age has nothing to do with baldness.It's testosterone and heredity.On the other hand if a man wears a hairpiece why should it be publicly stripped off. That's viscious and nobody has the right to do that.After all there are still enough bald men walking around so balding young men can identify with them.So how are adult men with hairpieces falsyfying adulthood.It's just personal choice. Like I said there are plenty of bald men out there for young balding men not to feel like a minority.Also I only wear my hair once in awhile if I'm going someplace special and want to feel more dressed up.I'm not totally dependant on it.There's nothing wrong with that.
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...if a man wears a hairpiece why should it be publicly stripped off. That's viscious and nobody has the right to do that.
I think the eloquent and pensive professor was employing a literary device known as "hyperbole" or extreme exageration to make a point.
Kinda like if the professor were to say, "if that obnoxious student ever said that in MY class...I'd knock his friggen head off." I wouldn't say, "man....murder ain't the answer, sir....isn't beheading the poor boy a little extreme?"
I dunno...that's my 2 cents
Whether I agree or disagree with the good professor....I sure like the way he says it.
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yeah what robmiester said.
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
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I second that!
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All in favor?
AYE!
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Lockman....I've got a sobering revelation for you....sorry brutha...
You ready?...
here it is.....
You're going to fit in around here just fine!! O0
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Lockman....I've got a sobering revelation for you....sorry brutha...
You ready?...
here it is.....
You're going to fit in around here just fine!! O0
that speedo thing goes for any guy, period, end of discyssion.
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All in favor?
AYE!
Motion passes! BALD MAN LAW!
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Dang!....
I'll have to change my avatar then...
was sportin' Union Jack in that pic
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Dang!....
I'll have to change my avatar then...
was sportin' Union Jack in that pic
I think I just threw up a lot in my mouth... :o
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Dang!....
I'll have to change my avatar then...
was sportin' Union Jack in that pic
I think I just threw up a lot in my mouth... :o
And I second that emotion!
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Dang!....
I'll have to change my avatar then...
was sportin' Union Jack in that pic
Not only is that disgusting, but unpatriotic too. Shame on you, Rob. :Xo!
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The Beginnings of the Sly Bald Guy Law Book:
1. Bald is better than combovers!
1A. No man shall ever use the "combover" to cover up their bald head.
1B. Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
1C. Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession. The more public this can be administered the better. Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentantly, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."
2. If any bald man sees another bald man getting a sunburned dome, they should offer up sunscreen if they have some
3. The only hair that should be allowed to grow on the scalp is hair that originated on the same scalp
4. The only items that should be allowed to cover a bald man's head are a hat or cap, a do-rag, or a hood from a jacket or sweatshirt; hairpieces (rugs) are not permitted
5. Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged
6. Always carry a bandanna or "sweat rag"
7. Never be without a skull cap in the winter
8. Shaved headed men (BBC or balding) must offer responses to questions about their shaved head. They must offer responses encouraging balding men to shave off their fringe or thinning hair and letting them know the freedom to have a totally naked noggin.
9. If another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!"
10. No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine"
11. Any Bald man with more than 2 lay-days must give up the extras to his fellow bald men. He may not give a lay-day to anyone with hair. (unless they are related) If there are no suitable bald men for him to pass off the extra lay-days too, it is the duty of the man with the lay-days to keep them all entertained until a suitable man is in proximity and able to take the extras off his hand.
12. Any time you see a sly brother hitting on an ugly lay-day, take pictures and post them so we can all make fun of him!
13. One who is bald and does decided to grow ones hair as a donation to benefit those who are not able to grow hair will not be looked down at or frowned upon.... they grow their hair to donate for a good cause...with no money or compensation for it...
14. Go "naked" (that is, bareheaded) and proud through the world, except when the weather necessitates wearing a hat or cap
15. Do everything possible to promote baldness--however achieved--and to affirm the bald image for adult men
16. Embrace and use on oneself tems such as "chrome dome," "slick pate," "bare noggin," "baldy" and anything else that suggests one's happiness with being bald
17. Shave daily or every other day to maintain the positive "rush" one experienced when shaving it all off for the first time
18. Resist with might and main the temptation to grow whatever one's got left back
19. Accept and appreciate all the patting and kissing women accord men who are comfortable with their gleaming plates
20. At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo
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Dang!....
I'll have to change my avatar then...
was sportin' Union Jack in that pic
Not only is that disgusting, but unpatriotic too. Shame on you, Rob. :Xo!
gu!l+) gu!l+) gu!l+)
I unabashedly admit....it is a flagrant violation of everything that is good and decent...
Nonetheless, according to Bald Man Law Section 1, article 20 above....
I was not at the beach at the time of said violation....
**BAM!!** Ruling for the defendent...
The avatar stays.....
court adjurned
!B@
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SBG Law 20 will hereby be modified to read:
20. At no time will a bald guy wear a speedo
This change is being made retroactive to the beginning of time and anyone previously thinking they were in the clear are now subject to loss of sly status for no less than three days and will be subject to public humiliation for no less than 30 days.
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Great thread and a great idea guys! My only concern is with the limitations placed on acceptable bean covers in #14. Weather should not be the only factor considered for the appropriateness of headgear. Up north, if it isn't too cold for the bugs, we have bugs! Doo rags (& I like doo rags btw, & I don't look like Aunt Jemima in 'em! - mmm pancakes )-m ) are a necessity to keep the horse flies from snackin' on yer melon! - mmm melons )-m
& if I may weigh in on the hairpiece issue. I agree with the posters who said if it makes you happy, wear. You'll still be bald, you'll still be a guy, BUT be forewarned, you'll be slyly challenged.
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Something just occurred to me while showering... No bald guy (or gal) shall ever be asked to clean hair out of a drain unless it is his (or her) chosen profession for which he (or she) will gladly accept remuneration.
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I'll second that
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OK....I defer to this administration...
Skivvies are off..
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OK....I defer to this administration...
Skivvies are off..
Urp... threw up a little right then...
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OK....I defer to this administration...
Skivvies are off..
Urp... threw up a little right then...
I lost yesterday's breakfast !*u%e
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Just the beach? ???
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Just the beach? ???
Or anywhere
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I guess #20 counts me out on coming to Chicago....damn...and i had it all planned out too. Can you at least make an exception for 1 day..just 1 day?
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Yeah, well I don't know about the rest, but I don't think an exception should be made, even for one day.
Maybe we should have a vote on that? Who would wave rule #20 so that Timm can wear his speedo?
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Yeah, well I don't know about the rest, but I don't think an exception should be made, even for one day.
Maybe we should have a vote on that? Who would wave rule #20 so that Timm can wear his speedo?
Dude!!
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There is no need to vote for the speedo. Reason being....only time I would wear a speedo is if I were swimming...and with that...I always do it naked anyways..so no need for the speedo. LOL
Timmay
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There is no need to vote for the speedo. Reason being....only time I would wear a speedo is if I were swimming...and with that...I always do it naked anyways..so no need for the speedo. LOL
Timmay
TMI! TMI! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P
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I just finished reading this thread and LMAO. What a great idea. Still being a newbie around here #3w, can something be drawn up and made available to all on the SBG? @n(
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Just the beach? ???
:*)) :*)) :*))
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At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo at the beach. ^u!ez
Just the beach? ???
:*)) :*)) :*))
sometimes a speedo is a requirement.
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There is no need to vote for the speedo. Reason being....only time I would wear a speedo is if I were swimming...and with that...I always do it naked anyways..so no need for the speedo. LOL
Timmay
Ok, I just threw up my dinner. This thread seems to be good for that... I count mine as the...4th or 5th puking? :P
Timmay - no 5k!v at the pool... :o
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OH damnit...OK I wont do that at the pool, I will just keep my thong on ....party poopers
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OH damnit...OK I wont do that at the pool, I will just keep my thong on ....party poopers
Now that's a sight I am trying NOT to picture.....lol
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you say you are TRYING not to picture...but you are...arent you lol
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you say you are TRYING not to picture...but you are...arent you lol
Ok....that's a sight I don't want to think about it ....lol
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lol
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
agreed, but the "solar powered sex machine" should be allowed on it's own
seconded anyone?
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I have a golf related one that reads:
Who needs hair when you have balls.
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Sounds like the Ten Commandments of the Sly Person.
Ken
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I just finished reading this thread and LMAO. What a great idea. Still being a newbie around here #3w, can something be drawn up and made available to all on the SBG? @n(
Definently! I think we should all have a vote to ratify first though.
And in fairness to his administrative duties I believe Tyler should reside over the ratification.
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Judge Tyler presiding
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so I say 10 AYES = ratification. Any objections?
AYE! (1)
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Aye!!
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Aye.
that's number 10 O0
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Ratified!
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Tyler.... now your going to have them laws printed on 8 x 10 glossy paper and laminated so you can pass them out from the nearest street corner.....right!
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Tyler.... now your going to have them laws printed on 8 x 10 glossy paper and laminated so you can pass them out from the nearest street corner.....right!
Something like that.
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Maybe our new Pres. could do something with them! Hey, I think we also need an anthem! Something catchy and smooooooth like our domages!
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Okay, this is hilarious, I am going to print this out and post it at my office :)
And I want to wear my speedo!!!!! d5c*
Okay that just looked cool, and wanted to see it on the board :)
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
i actually like that hahaha j/k but these bald laws are awesome keep em up!
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These are awesome, loved reading through the 20 rules. Good to know for a new SBG.
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The only rules should be
shave your head ,be happy and proud of who you are, It is your head no-one elses
Don`t listen to others opinions on your shaved head-- As they don`t have the nerve to do it themselves
Bald is beautiful,
Don`t shave your head for racist reasons
Combovers and wigs look good on no-one, Shaved suits most every one
and the ladies can touch your head any time they like to
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you will never please everyone so why bother trying. So do what makes you happy as long as no-one else gets hurt.
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A bald head is key to the depths of a woman
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Excellent!! I know pplz who need to get hold of this... (**!
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First rule of SBG's is not to talk about .....
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Bald rule - No headbutting unless the two of you are in a ring
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Bald rule - No headbutting unless the two of you are in a ring
Wow - can't even imagine that ... OUCH!
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When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice. The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible. Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith! (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from? http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )
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When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice. The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible. Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith! (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from? http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )
Gee, I wonder.... ;D
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When a Sly Brother is up against someone who is trying to manipulate him to grow his hair back for emotional and/or religous reasons, he is to consult the membership of Sly Bald Guys for advice. The membership should respond to this brother in need with the needed advice as quickly as possible. Additionally if the Sly Brother is dealing with the religous manipulation aspect then Sly members who are hopefully of the same faith will show the distressed Sly brother where there are no confilcts between being Sly and a person of faith! (Gee, guess, where I got this Bald Man's Law from? http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=12795.0 )
That's awesome :*))
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I was given a shirt that said that as a Christmas present and have never wore it. Now that I have gone Sly I was thinking about looking for it and wearing it, lol.
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I like to complement fellow bald guys on how great they look. Most people appreciate it and return the compliment.
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I was given a shirt that said that as a Christmas present and have never wore it. Now that I have gone Sly I was thinking about looking for it and wearing it, lol.
My favorite t-shirt on the subject reads: Bald is not having less hair - it is getting more head
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I like to complement fellow bald guys on how great they look. Most people appreciate it and return the compliment.
I am always doing that and usually get into conversations. My wife is amazed at how many friends I meet while out with her. ;)
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How about complementing other fellow bald men on the great look. I like to do so. Alot of times You will get a compliment in return.
I agree with marshd1000.
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Be brave.....Shave!
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When going to the local Super Cuts, Cost Cutters, etc for a goatee trim...
...remark about how those products on their shelves worked so well for you.
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I fully agree with you, Tyler.
Can I add another "law", please?
A bald man should shave his head at least once a day.
Best wishes,
Bilko
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Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.
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Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.
Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!
O:O
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Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.
Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!
O:O
Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.
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Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.
Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!
O:O
Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.
Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister? O:O
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Should a man with thinning hair decide to or think about getting a hair transplant you are obligated to try and talk him out of it and direct him to this site.
Tell him that them transplant folks could sell a condom to a eunuch, so don't listen to a word they say!
O:O
Slynito, with the point illustrated in such a way I don't think anyone could disagree. And to further, they are so dishonest they would probably sell a balding man 'hair' by carefully obliterating their self esteem... oh wait.
Thanx "Five"...y'all got some perdy lookin' company in your new photo...your sister? O:O
Why thank you sir, she sure is perdy... but definitely not my sister... that would pose so rather awkward questions, my partner for almost five years, best friend for longer, and definitely my better half, I'm a lucky man.
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I reckon I wuz jus wondering how ya got such a perdy woman to take a pitcher with you if'n it weren't family. My mistake pardner...I got me a perdy woman too and feel very lucky, also.
:*))
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Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged :)
I got my first headrub at work yesterday from a woman who definitely was not attractively-challenged.
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Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged :)
Agreed! Not only is it particularly chivalrous for us to allow them the honor of touching our magnificent heads, the heads of virile warriors, shaved to awe, inspire and intimidate our follicled brothers, but it's the right thing to do.
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I agree marshd1000. I like to compliment bald guys on a good looking dome.
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Ha! Had another unexpected headrubbing today from a gal at work. She'd rubbed it a few weeks ago, but needed a tune-up!
Weird and Wonderful!
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My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!
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My weirdest experience was a Mr Whippy ice cream vendor leaning out of his booth without warning and vigorously rubbing my head, I have to say I was quite offended that he thought he could just do as he pleased, but if he had asked, I would of course have obliged!
Wow now that had me laughing.
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My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.
I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.
I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die
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My girlfriend and I always play the "If I had hair" game whilst people watching in NYC.
I see a Hobo walking down the street, and I'm like AHH MANNN, I'd take much better care of my hair than that! Or a guy with a 15 inch high Mohawk...duuuude..if you have it, take care of it, don't be a spectacle.
I always end up saying thank god I'm bald, so I only have ONE choice to make with my hair. SLY til I d..d...d...die
Sweet , Thanks for sharing and how truthful.
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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Ok guys, if you promise (ALL OF YOU....I am doing humanity and womankind a favor) to never wear your speedo's again, I will do the wearing of the speedo for you! Besides, speedo's look much nicer on the fairer kind.
Shudder. Men in speedos period gives me the heebie jeevies!!!!
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Ok guys, if you promise (ALL OF YOU....I am doing humanity and womankind a favor) to never wear your speedo's again, I will do the wearing of the speedo for you! Besides, speedo's look much nicer on the fairer kind.
Shudder. Men in speedos period gives me the heebie jeevies!!!!
Agreed!
Skinny jeans are a different story, though. As long as they're built for it!
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If someone is sad/depressed/going over what you been through from hair loss, you better be an inspiration.
A GOOD one!
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nice... we should summarize all the laws that has been agreed on
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A summary would be awesome. Then a t-shirt! I'd buy one ;) Oh and skinny jeans on a guy? Nooooooooooooooo! LOL ;)
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A guy who's bbc shall not go more than two days between shaves.
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Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.
Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.
Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.
On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.
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A great thread, I haven't laughed like this in a long time. :)
It should be a requirement that all who come into the presence of a sly bald guy (or gal) declare proudly that "Bald is Beautiful" and proceed to compliment the owner of the shiny & smooth melon.
:)
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Here here!
And may I add that (in a utopian world) any male sporting long dreads, combed out Afros, braids, or the latest celeb metrosexual look who mocks our bald beauty should be made to wear "girlie" hair accessories in their hair for a fortnight! :*))
Everyone should stand to attention when a bald person enters the room and be silent for some words of wisdom which the bald person will offer as they are lateral thinkers with much knowledge to impart the mortals world.
Only a sentence or two delivered gently as the knowledge is of a very high order and can be damaging when delivered in large doses.
Everyone may then sit but only after saying hummmmmmm while closing their eyes.
On sitting some may miss their chairs and fall down but this is to be expected.
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I saw this man in front of me yesterday with a comb forward so add this
No man shall ever have a comb forward
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My wife always has cold hands, I love it when she warms them on my head. Lol
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A guy who's bbc shall not go more than two days between shaves.
Amén
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No man should see another with the 'horse-shoe' ring and not endorse the sly.
Wear the sly with full-on confidence and bravado. Practice radical self-acceptance.