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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: aarrggh on December 24, 2011, 05:30:56 PM

Title: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: aarrggh on December 24, 2011, 05:30:56 PM

30. When i retire, I`m movin` north .
29. I`ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex .
28. Duct tape won`t fix that .
27. Come to think of it, I`ll have a Heineken .
26. We don`t keep firearms in this house .
25. You can`t feed that to the dog .
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, It`s just not safe .
23. Wrestling is fake .
22. We`re vegetarians .
21. Do you think my gut is too big ?
20. Honey, We don`t need another dog .
19. Who gives a damn who won the civil war .
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds .
17. Too many deer heads detract from the decor .
16. I just could`nt find a thing at Wal-Mart today .
15. Trim the fat off that steak .
14. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso .
13. The tires on that truck are too big .
12. Unsweetened tea tastes better .
11. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys .
10. I`ve got two cases of Zima for the Superbowl .
 9. Checkmate .
 8. She`s too young to be wearing a bikini .
 7. Hey` here`s an episode of "Hee Haa" that we have`nt seen .
 6. I don`t have a favorite college team .
 5. You Guys .
 4. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae .
 3. Oh i just could`nt, she`s only sixteen .
 2. Ive got it all on the C: Drive .

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Mike on December 24, 2011, 09:09:51 PM

What's number 1?

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Daven on December 25, 2011, 04:30:00 AM

ALL are hysterical but #9 had me almost pee my pants with laughter!  Are you saying southerners are dumb? ..... not totally un-true. :) We Isn't. (

(American by birth, southern by the Grace of God) I miss living in Gowaga

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Slynito on December 25, 2011, 07:33:14 AM

Y'all do know there's lots of Yankee rednecks. And they're dumb as fence posts and they all are as ugly as a mud covered fence with a crow on each end.

  `Dr!n#

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: BillOnBass on December 25, 2011, 09:10:14 AM

The South:  It's just better.  ;D

Merry Christmas!

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Arnie on December 25, 2011, 02:10:50 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Tyler on December 26, 2011, 10:06:28 PM

Quote from: Mike on December 24, 2011, 09:09:51 PM

What's number 1?

That is number 1

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Slynito on December 30, 2011, 09:44:44 AM

Hummmm, what could number one be?

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: tomgallagher on December 30, 2011, 10:02:08 AM

Quote from: Slynito on December 30, 2011, 09:44:44 AM

Hummmm, what could number one be?

God bless Abe Lincoln.

Title: Re: Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :
Post by: Slynito on December 30, 2011, 10:21:04 AM

I wuz readin' an article in the Wall Street Journal about....