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Discussions About Being Bald => Bald Stories => Topic started by: Cameron on January 31, 2008, 07:59:29 PM

Title: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: Cameron on January 31, 2008, 07:59:29 PM

Okay, so my first few months shaving, I hoped out of the shower, shaved quickly, and off to catch the bus to campus.   We were riding along for about 15 minutes, and the bus driver pulls over, full bus mind you, and stops the bus.  She gets out of her chair, pulls a bunch of kleenex's from the little metal dispenser, and walks back to me, sitting in the very back of the bus.

"Excuse me, but you're bleed"
"Whu?"  I pause the iPod.  I look around.  No blood anywhere.
"Um, up there..."
Oh, fiddlesticks.

She pulls out her compact and sure enough.  My trusty headblade had apparently been a bit ambitious and left me a nice line of blood from the very top/back of my head, all the way down to just above the bride of my nose.  In retrospect, I bet it looked pretty freaky. 

And I wondered why no one sat next to me.

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: SLYinKC on January 31, 2008, 08:16:54 PM

Cameron, I've had an experience like that or two when I've been in a hurry.  There were a couple of times I didn't get all the shave gel dried off from behind my ears.  Either is kinda embarassing.

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: champ007 on January 31, 2008, 08:32:20 PM

Cameron, if I was in your situation I wouldn't be in a hurry to get outta bed either  >:D
But, ya have to allow time for the dome! You can speed through other things for example....
My crazy-ass aunt (rest her crazy soul) told me one time I was in a rush.. just take ya a ho's bath...
grab a wash rag at the sink, hit the underarms and your crotch and ass and your ready to party again...
lets just say I had this expression  :o   as it took every ounce of energy I had not to ask any questions!!
Oh the memories! Anyway bro, the dome is worth getting up for   8)

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: Cameron on January 31, 2008, 08:35:22 PM

Quote from: champ007 on January 31, 2008, 08:32:20 PM

Cameron, if I was in your situation I wouldn't be in a hurry to get outta bed either  >:D
But, ya have to allow time for the dome! You can speed through other things for example....
My crazy-ass aunt (rest her crazy soul) told me one time I was in a rush.. just take ya a ho's bath...
grab a wash rag at the sink, hit the underarms and your crotch and ass and your ready to party again...
lets just say I had this expression  :o   as it took every ounce of energy I had not to ask any questions!!
Oh the memories! Anyway bro, the dome is worth getting up for   8)

LOL!! I'm picturing any of my aunts saying that and the thought makes me deeply, deeply troubled.  :)

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: champ007 on January 31, 2008, 10:03:28 PM

LOL.... lets just say I learned at a early age not to ask questions I really didn't want to know the answers too!

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: warhawk on January 31, 2008, 10:14:02 PM

champ....that's some funny stuff right there. :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: GASlick on February 01, 2008, 06:27:14 AM

Aren't Southern relatives GREAT Champ!!  My Great grandparents all grew up on farms in South Georgia.  Oh the stories I could tell.  In the south we don't hide our crazy people - We bring 'em out and show 'em off.  LOL :/O

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: dieseldan04 on April 06, 2008, 02:10:06 PM

I hit my head getting in a car one day and all of my customers commented on the scratch I had from it for days.

Title: Re: "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."
Post by: tomgallagher on April 06, 2008, 03:02:40 PM

You can't be in a hurry with an HB or you will pay the price.