Britney Spears - bald!

[Noner]

Actually, I can't hold it in any longer.........

It's my fault she shaved here head.

About 5 years ago I went on a few dates with her and she was totally psycho so I never asked her out again. She kept calling and calling and finally I said, "The only way I would ever date you again, is if you shaved your head."

I thought I was rid of her.........until I got the call....

[PigPen]

Actually, I can't hold it in any longer.........

It's my fault she shaved here head.

About 5 years ago I went on a few dates with her and she was totally psycho so I never asked her out again. She kept calling and calling and finally I said, "The only way I would ever date you again, is if you shaved your head."

I thought I was rid of her.........until I got the call....

LMAO...Noner you one funny guy

[Robmeister]

Love the way that shiny noggin works

[MC HammerHead]

My middle name is "Spears" (really...my Mother's maiden name..its a southern tradition to use the mom's maiden name as a middle name)......maybe Britney is just trying to be like her older cousin......Sly!!!!!!!!!!!!  ha ha

[PigPen]

My middle name is "Spears" (really...my Mother's maiden name..its a southern tradition to use the mom's maiden name as a middle name)......maybe Britney is just trying to be like her older cousin......Sly!!!!!!!!!!!!  ha ha

Stranger things have happened.

[qorthevile]

Interesting. Appearently she checked into rehab for 1 day, then shaved her head at a beauty salon while her body guard kept the people working there distracted. She totally did it on a whip, thus the wig you see in all the pictures now. If she had intended to do it, and was confident in her decision, I think she'd be showing it off, as it is now, it just seems she's a confused girl who hasn't had a chance to make any of the mistakes the rest of us had.

Oh, by the way, at http://wwtdd.com, they have a nice closeup of Britneys head sans hair. <http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1923&photo_key=2086>
Notice all the craters and holes in the side of her head? It's true! She has a dead ugly head! That's why she's wearing the wigs now, she's realized the truth of her own baldness.

Rule 1. You do not talk about Britneys head.
Rule 2. You do not talk about Britneys head.
Rule 3. If Britney yells, "Bald", everyone gets their razors.
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Rule 8. If this is your first time seeing Britneys head, you have to look.

[frostillicus123]

I love Brittney Spears.... I'd love to get her out of this downward spiral

[Tyler]

Courtney from CBS13.com sent me a link to this slideshow asking which bald celebrity Britney most resembles.  What do you think?

http://cbs13.com/slideshows/photoalbum_slideshow_050142032

[schro]

I think she looks most like BaldRob. Wait, I've had a few Schrotinis. 

[PBurke]

i think she looks like colin farrel or moby. although sinead and natelie are prettier than brittney. she does resemble schro a little too.  haha

[schro]

tough to tell from the profile angle, but I'll give you that, Paulie. We're both sexy (Brittney & I, that is), in a f**ked up, rehab kinda way.

[PBurke]

tough to tell from the profile angle, but I'll give you that, Paulie. We're both sexy (Brittney & I, that is), in a f**ked up, rehab kinda way.

 don't get too happy there buddy. i am saying you look like a mid twenties FEMALE druggy.  j/k brutha. had to.

[schro]

Or flip it and say she looks like a 40+, 6' tall, 200 lb pseudo-alcoholic golfing bald guy.

[PBurke]

either way my dog thinks i am an idiot for rolling around laughing. good one schro

[schro]

Thanks.
By the way, I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.