LOL...Bologna is awesome you guys. Come on....know some good food when you see it. I do have a story about bologna though that cost me about $60 in repairs. The wife and I had went out one night, the kids were home safe and sound, Watching movies and my oldest had a friend over. The wife and I arrive back home at about 1-2am in the morning, go check on all the kids as they were camped out on the living room floor with the tv blarring. Everything seemed fine. We get up the next morning and I head for my recliner to read the morning newspaper. As I am sitting there listening to how quiet it was because the kids were still passed out, I just gaze around the room. I zero in on a spot on the wall. I couldnt for the life of me figure out what it was from where I was sitting. I get up , walk over to it and was like WTF. There was a whole piece of round bologna stuck on the wall. I walk over to the kids, yank their blankets off and tell them to get up . They are all rubbing their eyes and stuff and hollering DAD, what are you doing. We are tired, you are sooo mean! I said get up and stand over next to that wall facing it. They all stood there and I said do you see something wrong with that wall? They are like I dunno, dang Dad we arent even awake yet! I said EXACTLY, but you are about to get woke up real quick. I wanna know who smacked the bologna on the wall. I couldnt get anyone to fess up. SO we spent the day repainting the whole living room because of one 5 inch grease spot on the wall. Why not just touch it up you may say? Well you need left over paint for that, we didnt.
no i usually end up hitting the head board....lol
Ever bump the wall with your head? Mine leaves a oil mark as well, windex takes it right off.
LOL actually I am sitting here right now eating a bologna sandwich with 2 slices of thick cut oscar meyer bologna with cheese and mircle whip
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