i saw it in a movie one time and thought its pretty slick lol. all you have to say is............
"im not bald im just taller than my hair"
^lmao thats hilarous im gonna use that next time someone calls me bald lol
the one that my dad has said forever is "grass doesn't grow on a busy street."
"I've got better things to do with my hormones than grow hair!"
I just say to my brother, with thicker hair. "You're a wimp, I just have more testosterone than you."