OMG! YOUR BALD!!!

• OMG! YOUR BALD!!! by SNYPER on 15 Feb, 2009 15:25
• Heres an unsual story for ya!
  I'm Snyper and yes... I'm bald baby!
  Last year I attended a CUBS vs Dodgers game with the boyz.
  We had the priviledge to sit beside a group of beautiful ladies on the same row.
  I hit it off with a beautiful lady and even accompanied her over to the concesion stands
  for a brewsky re-load while Alfonso Soriano was at the plate. Fellas you know she
  looked good in order for me to do that! lol
  During the sixth inning we exchanged phone numbers as her group was leaving early
  in typical L.A. fashion. She was so fine I even forgave her for being a Dodger fan.
  I sported my Cubbies cap and never thought of removing it during the game.
  I gotta represent my team right?!
  A week later I called her up and set up a date. We decided on casual wear.
  I work jeans, kicks and a tee and oh yeah a cap. I picked her up and we headed to dinner.
  While waiting talking her and waiting for our grub I removed my cap.
  To my surprise she let out an enphatic "AAAAA!" "Your BALD!", she replied.
  I was like, "Ya!" lol
  She then said, "I thought you had a fade or something?"
  I replied, "Oh god no! I'm no fader!" Can you fellas believe that! The nerve of her
  believing I was a fader! Faders! Bald trash!
  Anywho, she began rambling on about how she doesn't date bald men.
  I asked why and all she had to say was "just because."
  I was blown away by her bald bias, I felt like squirting the ketchup bottle in her bag
  while she used the can. Speaking of cans, let me stop!
  Ofcourse I'd never do that but rather than letting her go we began talking to her about
  her bald bias. Lord and behold deep in our conversation we really hit it off.
  I let my personality take over and as a bald man sometimes we have to make up for our
  hairless ways in other unique ways. By the time we had eaten and drank up our caddy's
  she was into me.
  We dated for a couple of months thereafter but it didn't work out.
  Not because of me being bald, but for other reasons.
  Still, kudos for our side for turning a non-bald dater in a bald dater.
  Gentlemen! It can be done.
  Which leads to my question? What are ya'll other bald related dating stories.....
• #1 by Ghost1988 on 15 Feb, 2009 15:30
• Quote from: SNYPER on 15 Feb, 2009 15:25

  Heres an unsual story for ya!
  I'm Snyper and yes... I'm bald baby!
  Last year I attended a CUBS vs Dodgers game with the boyz.
  We had the priviledge to sit beside a group of beautiful ladies on the same row.
  I hit it off with a beautiful lady and even accompanied her over to the concesion stands
  for a brewsky re-load while Alfonso Soriano was at the plate. Fellas you know she
  looked good in order for me to do that! lol
  During the sixth inning we exchanged phone numbers as her group was leaving early
  in typical L.A. fashion. She was so fine I even forgave her for being a Dodger fan.
  I sported my Cubbies cap and never thought of removing it during the game.
  I gotta represent my team right?!
  A week later I called her up and set up a date. We decided on casual wear.
  I work jeans, kicks and a tee and oh yeah a cap. I picked her up and we headed to dinner.
  While waiting talking her and waiting for our grub I removed my cap.
  To her surprise she let out an enphatic "AAAAA!" Your BALD!", she replied.
  I was like, "Ya!" lol
  She then said, "I thought you had a fade or something?"
  I replied, "Oh god no! I'm no fader!" Can you fellas believe that! The nerve of her
  believing I was a fader! Faders! Bald trash!
  Anywho, she began rambling on about how she doesn't date bald men.
  I asked why and all she had to say was "just because."
  I was blown away by her bald bias that I felt like squirting the ketchup bottle in her bag
  while she used the can. Speaking of cans, let me stop!
  Ofcourse I'd never do that but rather than letting her go we began talking to her about
  her bald bias and with futher in our conversation we really hit it even more.
  I let my personality take over and as a bald man sometimes we have to make up for our
  hairless ways in other unique ways. By the time we had eaten and drank up our caddy's
  she was into me.
  We dated for a couple of months thereafter but it didn't work out.
  Not because of me being bald, but for other reasons.
  Still, kudos for our side for turning a non-bald dater in a bald dater.
  
  Which leads to my question? What are ya'll other bald related dating stories.....
  

  
  lmao i really admire your sense of humor about the whole thing. i would have taken it personally and it prolly would have bugged me for awhile. the ketchup thing was funny. kudos to you 
• #2 by BALDANDRE on 15 Feb, 2009 16:21
• Nice intro bro...you wear the bald head well!
• #3 by Sooner Steve on 17 Feb, 2009 08:37
• Nice way to handle what probably was an uncomfortable situation.
• #4 by TANK25 on 17 Feb, 2009 11:46
• Cool story and you handle it well That`s why I don`t wear hats a lot,so the women know from the door what she is getting.
• #5 by PeripheralxMvmnt on 17 Feb, 2009 11:52
• Way to take the reins and turn that one around! haha.
  
  Ive put this up before, but in the spirit of the thread, ill post my bald dating story again (sorry guys that have read this before   )
  
  
  I was in the dumps about being bald and had not picked up my confidence yet. I went to a house show one sat. night and had a blast. then after that i went to an ugly sweater party at a friend of a friends house. I was hanging out, having a good time, when out of nowhere, this gorgeous girl walks up to me, starts rubbing my head and says in a foreign accent "I love bald guys!" and takes a picture. I was stunned, and my heart had not decided whether it was going to stop or race out of my chest. My response: "Well, you dont get much balder than I am!" She took the pic, then took off. After that, I didnt see her again until everyone started crashing for the night. The next morning, she left before I could get her name or number. I knew that I had to find her and try my luck because no girl had made me feel like that. After asking around, i found out who she was. She was an au pair from Brazil, and the house we were at was her ex-boyfriends house, whom she had just broken up with about a month before. I got in contact with her, and we hit it off immediately.
  
  Long story short, she left 3 months after I met her, and we kept our relationship going 5000 miles away for a year. After visiting her a few times in Sao Paulo and racking up a $2000 phone bill at one point (pre-VoIP) we decided to get married. She came back about a year ago, and we got married on May 5th, 2008.
  
  anyone who says that bald guys are unlucky or at a disadvantage in the dating world can kiss it.  
  
  and heres the infamous picture
  [img width= height=]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_28992c58608f8106fe4871ca26b2570a.jpg[/img]
• #6 by Michael on 17 Feb, 2009 15:26
• WOW!  Both of those are great stories.  Mine is more based and sad.  I have always wanted to try it.  Was drinking some real dark celtic beer (not active LDS at the time!)... by the pitcher... at my sister-in-laws wedding and got to talking to a sly Brit ex-patriot.  I woke up the next morning looking like this!  The picture to the left is from the wedding the next morning!  They shaved me, with my semi-somulent consent, with a dry disposable razor and the flat backside of a Remington electric.  I ended up growing my hair back, but really became sly several months back... after reading up on this site.  I need to take a new picture methinks!
• #7 by nikolasse on 11 Mar, 2009 20:55
• i like the first story, she propably was into your confidence?
  
  i took a women on a date 2 years ago, i think just after i graduated college. we were @ a waterfront restaraunt eating outside where it can be pretty windy on some days. i've been going bald since i was 16-17 years old, but always managed to lay my hair so it wasn't quite so noticeable. i had hung out with this lady at least 5 times before. anyway.... we were at our table when a strong wind came and blew my hair back. so she looks over and goes,"oh wow!" so i looked at her and asked "what?" she then asked me "are you going bald?" i didn't know what else to say but smile and say "yeah". i was kinda pissed because anyone that has met me right away knows i'm going bald. why would she ask something like that? anyway, after I responded "yeah" she just said "thats awesome, you would look really sexy with a shaved head!" I'm pretty sure she was serious cuz she ended up spending the night.  i dated her for a while but our lifestyle were a little different and we ended up mutually parting ways. either way i always look back to that situation for motivation when people are staring at my receding hairline. i've never shaved my head, but maybe if i do i will have to give her a jingle...
• #8 by BaldRob on 11 Mar, 2009 22:22
• Great story Snyper... and go CUBBIES!!
• #9 by BaldMark on 11 Mar, 2009 23:04
• Both awesome stories!!!  Ketchup in her purse i LOVE IT!!!   PeripheralxMvmnt  you are one lucky fella!!!!!! What's really cool is you have a pic of your first meeting!
• #10 by Kratos on 13 Apr, 2009 21:20
• Snyper that shirt is priceless, I want it
• #11 by Alexander215 on 13 Apr, 2009 22:14
• Both very cool stories