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Offline Ghost1988

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bald guys eat free.
« on: March 21, 2009, 10:01:08 AM »
me and my buddy were drivin around the city last night and we noticed a sign at this restaurant that read "Bald guys eat free on Sundays". I was extremley flattered, but the more i thought about it its kind of predjudice isnt it? why would bald guys get free food just for being bald? thats like saying "white people eat free" or "black people eat free". it was kool but a little unecessary. but hey i shouldnt complain since im bald lol.

also......that seems like a good way to NOT make any money on sundays lol.what happens if everyone just shaves there head and goes in there? theyll have a restaurant full of baldies getting free food lol.



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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 10:32:44 AM »
I hardly think anyone who doesn't already want to shave their heads would do so just for a free meal.

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 11:02:36 AM »
Think of it this way.  You and the other chromedomes eating there would be a promo.  People (babes  ;) ) would go there to hang out with ya.

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 11:43:15 AM »
I hardly think anyone who doesn't already want to shave their heads would do so just for a free meal.


when the economy is the way it is...anything is possible.  If i was starving for food...i sure would!

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 11:51:07 AM »
I think it's a great idea and not discriminatory.  It's fairly wise as if you can get the bald male to come in, you're going to get his non-bald family and friends to come in with him. 
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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 01:09:15 PM »
Come on Ghost, get with the program, think it out a little further--

We eat free, then the guys sells all the stuff bald guys use--you've got to move the Rubic's Cube to understand the problem ;D.  Method is also called a loss leader.  You obviously don't have talents in the merchandising and marketing areas--good you found that out now ;D ;D ;D.

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 07:45:38 PM »
Not discriminatory at all........ no different than Ladies Night or 10% off for Seniors...........
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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 08:19:34 PM »
Not discriminatory at all........ no different than Ladies Night or 10% off for Seniors...........

Indeed. Last time I checked, guys cursed with hair were not a protected class.
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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2009, 11:57:39 PM »
I think that's a genius marketing ploy - might have to try that at my restaurant when I open one down the road.  I'm gonna put that in my marketing plan.

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 10:06:34 AM »
I would be all for it!

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 12:26:56 PM »
Hey Ghost,

What city and restaurant?

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 12:37:00 PM »
it was in Westlake, Ohio. i forget the name though. ill have to drive by it again and let you know lol.

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 10:26:03 PM »
A few years ago a place here in Seattle called, "Matt's Famous Chili Dogs" emailed me a coupon for a free chili dog if I was bald.  I had their food before.  But I thought it was a great promo.  But in this case, Matt had this promotion as he is bald.  He wasn't sly but he kept his fringe pretty short.  But they do make some great Chicago style dogs!

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 10:42:03 PM »
Shiiiit Ill drive over there for some free food

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Re: bald guys eat free.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 12:25:03 AM »
hey ghost:  that is a gr8 story.  so... will U   B  taking advantage of some free food? O0

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