Too rough of a head rub

[Noner]

This has nothing to too with who's doing the rubbing, but I really hate it when people rub your head so hard that it vibrates in your skull. It's not a bowling ball!

Also, what do you say to someone who rubs really hard to let them know that it wasn't cool?

The best one I could think of was "Thanks but the genie comes out below"

[PigPen]

 

[Robmeister]

Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.


How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

[PBurke]

Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.


How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works

[Robmeister]

Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.


How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works

Cool.....

yer like Clint Eastwood to me, man. 

[spaceape48]

Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.


How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works

Did you follow it up with breaking a bear bottle over the bar? That one always seems to get a good reaction 

[MagmaBabe]

I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! 

[Shiny]

I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! 

With knuckles

[MagmaBabe]

I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! 

With knuckles

isn't that called a "noogie" or summit?!! 

[Shiny]

Wow noogies transcend borders AND oceans.     I'd actually forgotten the word noogie.  I am getting old aren't I?