I need help selecting a song...

[PBurke]

My wife made the comment the other day while watching a movie that I do not have a romantic bone in my body. I agreed, then she asked why she even married me. To which I responded, "Cause I knocked ya up" We had a good laugh and I've been "cut-off" ever since, or so she tells me.

I think I'm catching a cold......must be the medicine, it's like truth serum. wow

ya better lay off that stuff man. it will get you in trouble with the wifey.

[PigPen]

Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha

That goes over like a turd in a punch bowl

[PBurke]

looks we both have the same problem. not keeping our mouths shut.

[schro]

Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha

That goes over like a turd in a punch bowl

LMFAO. Good one.
So she would "cut you off"? Does that mean she is only "doing it" to appease you? That's what I don't understand about women. Do they not enjoy it??? I guess becoming a mother takes away all enjoyment.

Let's see, my choices are peeing while standing or the ability to get pregnant....glad I'm a guy (and a sly one at that).

God, I hate Valentine's Day and the crap that goes with it leading up to Feb 14th.
I need a drink.

[MagmaBabe]

I think all men have a "romantic bone" in their body.  Our definition of romance is just a little different.   

Nothin like a bit of caveman romance, eh? 

[Robmeister]

I still love the one.....


"If you want me to act romantic like the guys on the soaps....then start dressin' romantic like the gals in the soaps"

I guess it then becomes "the chicken and the egg" thang.

***sigh***

[PigPen]

Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha

That goes over like a turd in a punch bowl

LMFAO. Good one.
So she would "cut you off"? Does that mean she is only "doing it" to appease you? That's what I don't understand about women. Do they not enjoy it??? I guess becoming a mother takes away all enjoyment.

Let's see, my choices are peeing while standing or the ability to get pregnant....glad I'm a guy (and a sly one at that).

God, I hate Valentine's Day and the crap that goes with it leading up to Feb 14th.
I need a drink.

AMEN!!! Brother Schro!! Knock one down for me too, would ya? I'm not a big fan of the V-Day either. My wife has been wanting a digital camera for a while now, so I bought her one this weekend. When we left the store and she was takin it outta the box, she said, "Is this my Valentine's Day gift?" I said sure, if ya want it to be.
BOOM! Shopping done baby....it was almost too easy

[PBurke]

I think all men have a "romantic bone" in their body.  Our definition of romance is just a little different.  

Nothin like a bit of caveman romance, eh? 

be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair.

[schro]

I still love the one.....


"If you want me to act romantic like the guys on the soaps....then start dressin' romantic like the gals in the soaps"

I guess it then becomes "the chicken and the egg" thang.

***sigh***

I thought it went something like
"If you're not going to dress like a Victoria Secret Model, don't expect me to act like a soap opera guy".
Or words to that affect.

[MagmaBabe]

be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair.

How hard would that be if I shaved it all off?!!
I was kinda thinking of going 'Sly'   

[Shiny]

I'm off the hook this year!  She's away from the 9th to the 18th at work and I've already been away for a week and don't have any idea when I'll be home.  

[PBurke]

be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair.

How hard would that be if I shaved it all off?!!
I was kinda thinking of going 'Sly'  

i'll bet i could figure something out.

[schro]

They got caves in the swamps, Paul?

[PigPen]

They got caves in the swamps, Paul?

Nah, it's just some big ole hollowed out Gator

[PBurke]

figured you clowns wouldn't understand how i would get her into a big hollow cypress tree. so i said cave.