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Re: jason statham
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2008, 06:58:20 AM »
is a good looking "balding" dude. hed look even better sly. whatta you guys think?

btw, he played an AWESOME role in the movies CRANK, and DEATH RACE

Yep, it works for him, but I'd like to see him take it all the way sly sometime.

Sadly enough the dude can actually act, when given the right script. He does well with less action-y parts like... in "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels", "Snatch", "The Bank Job" and the much lesser known "Revolver". All really good parts, written and played well.

For some reason he's also made some pretty bad movies like "The one", "Cellular" and the utterly CRAPTASTIC "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" (possibly the worst film ever made).

Don't get me wrong, I like his action flicks too I'm just saying the guy can actually act while fully clothed and neither punching or blowing up anyone/anything.

 

Him playing "Turkish" in Snatch was awesome. Great movie.



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Re: jason statham
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2008, 08:05:59 AM »
I think he looks great either way.


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Re: jason statham
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2008, 08:30:57 AM »
"In the Name of the King." was that supposed to be a joke.?

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2008, 08:57:56 AM »
I watched most of "In the Name of the King" the other day. It was on HBO or TNT...  oh man...  bad movie, just bad. I was wondering how they buzzed his hair down to a #3 or #2 using something a blacksmith made.
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Re: jason statham
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2008, 09:03:29 AM »
I watched most of "In the Name of the King" the other day. It was on HBO or TNT...  oh man...  bad movie, just bad. I was wondering how they buzzed his hair down to a #3 or #2 using something a blacksmith made.

Hand clippers where around then...things like that have been around longer than we think!

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2008, 09:14:55 AM »
I watched most of "In the Name of the King" the other day. It was on HBO or TNT...  oh man...  bad movie, just bad. I was wondering how they buzzed his hair down to a #3 or #2 using something a blacksmith made.

Hand clippers where around then...things like that have been around longer than we think!


This close with hand clippers? Impressive!

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2008, 10:50:15 AM »
A sharp knife and some axel grease.

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2008, 10:51:28 AM »
I was particularly impressed with Burt Reynolds as the King.

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2008, 02:35:11 PM »
I watched most of "In the Name of the King" the other day. It was on HBO or TNT...  oh man...  bad movie, just bad. I was wondering how they buzzed his hair down to a #3 or #2 using something a blacksmith made.

Hand clippers where around then...things like that have been around longer than we think!

Native Americans and those who came before them used seashells to pluck and cut, as well as their knives which were actually sharper than steel because they were made using chert, obsidian and flint etc all which flake away like glass under pressure.

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2008, 07:55:26 AM »
Mr. Statham looks great with the very short buzz, it works!

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2008, 02:06:08 PM »
i played a bit with photoshop:


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Re: jason statham
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2008, 02:12:06 PM »
he looks awesome sly! he kinda looks like bruce willis in a way.

btw...that looks so real! your pretty good at photoshop i must say lol.

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2008, 02:49:02 PM »
i played a bit with photoshop:



He looks awesome shaved smooth..

the bro should do it!

Nice work BTW! ;)

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2008, 03:11:30 PM »
i played a bit with photoshop:



He looks awesome shaved smooth..

the bro should do it!

Nice work BTW! ;)

No question about it; he looks years younger.  To be  honest, I don't know a whole lot about this guy, and I had guessed his age to be about 45 years old.  I just looked him up in Wikipedia and he's only 36.  Without the thinning hair, he looks about 30.

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Re: jason statham
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2008, 03:29:19 PM »
I guess I am just used to him with a buzz.

 



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