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bmwgsa:
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Robmeister:
BING!...another winner from the expensive motorbike, class clown, emu guy!!  :*)) ;D



good job, BMW....always quality stuff, brutha O0

Tom McGarry.:
Confucious Say......Seven day honeymoon,,,,make whole weak!!! ;D

tomgallagher:
That Confucious was a strange guy.... :/O

bmwgsa:

--- Quote from: Robmeister on January 31, 2007, 07:42:47 PM ---BING!...another winner from the expensive motorbike, class clown, emu guy!!  :*)) ;D



good job, BMW....always quality stuff, brutha O0

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