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Offline Tyler

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The Chili Joke
« on: November 11, 2008, 09:44:38 PM »
I'm putting this up after reading TimmJ's Chili post.

A guy was extremely starving and walked into a diner to get something to eat.  He sat at the counter and ordered something from the waitress.

Next to him was a guy that had his head in his hands and looking down at his bowl of steaming chili.

About 10 minutes after the guy ordered he was too hungry to wait.  He looked over at the guy with his bowl of chili and said "If you're not going to eat that, then I am!"

He then snatched the bowl of chili from the guy and started spooning it into his mouth.  When he got to the bottom he found a big dog turd.  All the sudden he threw up right back into the bowl.

The guy next to him said, "Don't worry, I did the same thing when I saw the turd."
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 12:10:20 AM »
Ewwwwww.....  :*))
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 03:24:06 AM »
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 04:19:15 AM »
Oh so gross.... but oh so funny........... :*))
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 06:56:49 AM »
I just spit my hostess choc. donut across the desk LOL.  I take it you dont like Chili Tyler??
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 09:21:18 AM »
At least I know what I'm not having for lunch today.  Thanks for that image Tyler.
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 09:22:48 AM »
omg...disgusting.
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 06:48:36 PM »
 :*)) :*))
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 02:47:58 AM »
Damn!!! I love(d) chilli  :'(
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 07:38:53 PM »
Could've gone my whole life without reading that. :D
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 02:12:30 AM »
The best is when you tell that joke after someone has just eaten chili. 
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 03:06:38 AM »
hey tyler:  i'm never going 2 look at chili without thinking about this joke. :*))

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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 04:08:30 AM »
Hey guys, its NOT that tyler doesnt like CHILI , he DOESNT like dog turds at the bottom ! O:O
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 06:51:29 AM »
Guess what....we had chili last night.  Being that we have two new puppies in the house, I kept stiring and stiring the chili in m bowl, just inspecting it.  My wife looks at me and says..Tim?  you ok?  I guess i hesitated in responding because she grabbed my hand and told me to stop.  I looked up at here and said, Oh its nothing, just a joke I heard about chili.  She put her hand up and said to stop she didnt want to hear it.  My kids on the other hand were like "TELL US DADDY TELL US THE JOKE"  I said no...i cant.  It will have to wait until later.  I still havent told them the joke.  For the main reason, we have just now got Logan to where he will eat chili, but we have to pick out the beans.  If i tell this joke he would never eat chili again.
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Re: The Chili Joke
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2008, 09:14:42 AM »
Quote from: TimmJ on December 12, 2008, 06:51:29 AM
Guess what....we had chili last night.  Being that we have two new puppies in the house, I kept stiring and stiring the chili in m bowl, just inspecting it.  My wife looks at me and says..Tim?  you ok?  I guess i hesitated in responding because she grabbed my hand and told me to stop.  I looked up at here and said, Oh its nothing, just a joke I heard about chili.  She put her hand up and said to stop she didnt want to hear it.  My kids on the other hand were like "TELL US DADDY TELL US THE JOKE"  I said no...i cant.  It will have to wait until later.  I still havent told them the joke.  For the main reason, we have just now got Logan to where he will eat chili, but we have to pick out the beans.  If i tell this joke he would never eat chili again.

It will be atleast a month b4 I eat chili... I'm sure if you told your kids they wouldn't eat it 4 a year
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