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Offline warhawk

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a kid's version of politics
« on: October 30, 2008, 05:00:27 PM »
hello fellow chrome domes:  i want 2 share a funny joke my friend told me.  hope U enjoy.  i know i did.

whether republican or democrat you'll get a kick out of this!

a little boy goes to his dad & asks "what is politics?"

dad says:  "well son, let me try 2 explain it this way:

i am the head of the family, so call me the president.

your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the government.

we are here 2 take care of your needs so we will call U "the people"

the nanny, we will call her the working class.

and your baby brother, we will call him "the future"

now think about that & see if it makes sense

so... the little boy goes off 2 bed thinking about what dad has said

later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up 2 check on him

he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper

so the little boy goes 2 his parent's room & finds his mother asleep.  not wanting 2 wake her up,
he goes 2 the nanny's room finding the door locked.  he peeks thru the keyhole & sees his father in bed
with the nanny.

he gives up & goes 2 bed.

the next morning, the little boy says 2 his father..."dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now"

the father says... "good... son tell me in your own words what U think politics is all about"

the little boy replies:  "the president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep.  the people are being ignored & the future is in deep sh!t. :*))

WARHAWK O0


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Offline Brkeatr

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Re: a kid's version of politics
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 05:58:08 PM »
LOL....good one....  ;D