redneck pickup lines.

[PBurke]

"com'ere sis."

[jusbnme]

"com'ere sis."

You're sick brother.    But I like it.   

[tomgallagher]

ya'wanna...

[PigPen]

Kid you not, I saw a "lady" haul ass into a parking lot after a guy said "Git in the truck b!#$@" She was standin out there sayin, "OK, which one?"

Guess that's foreplay in TX

[Bald_freak]

I guy runs into a buddy of his from the south. He notices he is with an attractive woman and ask his pal off to the side" who's that fox your with?".

He replies " oh that's my daughter"

so then the guy says " If you don't mind me askin, Is she sexually active?"

his buddy reponds "Nah, she just lays there like her mother"

[PigPen]

I guy runs into a buddy of his from the south. He notices he is with an attractive woman and ask his pal off to the side" who's that fox your with?".

He replies " oh that's my daughter"

so then the guy says " If you don't mind me askin, Is she sexually active?"

his buddy reponds "Nah, she just lays there like her mother"

LMAO
 

[Bald_freak]

"I know your my cousin, but would a six pack of PBR change your mind?"

[JDog]

A hillbilly mechanic retires after 40 years of running his own garage with his 2 sons.

After about a week of retirement, he tells his wife that he feels empty and bored and decides he wants to kill hisself, cuz in his mind, life just aint worth living if yer not working.

So one night he goes down to the lake with a cinder block and a length of rope. He puts the supplies in his rowboat and rows out into the middle of the lake. He ties 1 end of the rope around the block and the other end he ties around his neck. He then throws the cinder block overboard. He is jerked out of the boat and sinks to the bottom and dies.

[PBurke]

A hillbilly mechanic retires after 40 years of running his own garage with his 2 sons.

After about a week of retirement, he tells his wife that he feels empty and bored and decides he wants to kill hisself, cuz in his mind, life just aint worth living if yer not working.

So one night he goes down to the lake with a cinder block and a length of rope. He puts the supplies in his rowboat and rows out into the middle of the lake. He ties 1 end of the rope around the block and the other end he ties around his neck. He then throws the cinder block overboard. He is jerked out of the boat and sinks to the bottom and dies.

and?..............

[Paul]

JDog, seriously startin' to worry about ya bro

[JDog]

Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops

[Jdogs Better Half]

Freakin weirdo....I read it like 3 times thinking is it just me??

So typical of you!

Who do you think you are?? Yuggler??? 

Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops

[xnewyawka]

Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops

Thought something was missing bro! 
Keeping us in suspense, huh?

And who's Yuggler?  Inside joke?   

[JDog]

Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops

Thought something was missing bro! 
Keeping us in suspense, huh?

And who's Yuggler?  Inside joke?   

The punchline of the joke was that he made the rope too long and the cinderblock fell all the way to the bottom of the lake.

Yuggler is an old friend Joe, yeah inside joke!

[Jdogs Better Half]

Yuggler is a good mate of jdoggys!! hehe

Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops

Thought something was missing bro! 
Keeping us in suspense, huh?

And who's Yuggler?  Inside joke?   


The punchline of the joke was that he made the rope too long and the cinderblock fell all the way to the bottom of the lake.

Yuggler is an old friend Joe, yeah inside joke!